The "Im Drunk" Thread

[cannaguts666]

Its 11:17 am on the day of the Sabbath. Guess its time to start slamming beers and eviscerating small animals.

Happy Jesus Day everyone!

 

[Joebin]

Drank too much, where I am es 1:15. Girl I used to l used to like asked me for deets. Am Sophomore in collage. Delivered. What do?

PS: and dont give me some bullshit answer, Im competent enough to get what youre saying...

PSS: LOL

 

[Joebin]

LOL

 

[Jane6]

Fuuuuck this was dumb

 

[razors-chaz]

Just got back from the london freeski film fest, a lil' drunk. Has some decent drunk chat with kyle from downdays and the contraversial wally project interview while on the tube home. No major drama to report other than they cut partly cloudy short by 10 mins. I had seen it before so it was no major loss but i dont think others there were too impressed. However "it was real"

 

[Mister.F]

throwback thirsty thursday

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

I just got banned from all Sheffield nightclubs after mooning the dancefloor. It was the second time thye kciked me out this week

 

[Jane6]

Vice/Noisey party, free booze and endin up in weird industrial facility with even more Free booze tonights been good yo.Us

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

 

[no_steeze]

yes, brain, do want to masturbate but you must realize penis don't work right now

 

[Benson.]

Hahaha, I'm very surprised that I'm not drunk right now.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

hi

 

[Willard]

When you tell the bartender to fuck off and bring your pitcher outside//later "attempting" to punch your best friend in the face and piss on his car.

 

[erica]

is it wednesday? yesam I shitfaced? yes

why? yes

is it my birthday? yes

should I get off newschoolers? yes?

am I going to? NO!

 

[JeremyClarkson]

im drinking evan williams alone tongiht hangover isguna b killer fuck itr it was worthj it

 

[JayRich]

i needed this thread this weekend

 

[daannnnieel]

I guess that people named Dan attract crazies.

My name is Dan.

 

[no_steeze]

o god hammered.fuck class tomorrow too early

 

[Dan.]

welcome to the I Attract Crazies Club. the sex is amazing, the breakups are terrible, and everything in between fucks with your head so much that you won't know which way is up. Cheers.

 

[.MASSHOLE.]

^ I attract the fat chicks. fuck that.

 

[CliffyByro]

flawless logic

 

[maximiliaan]

Just realized i have more than 7000 posts.... Damn son

 

[Chinchi]

I can't wait for college

 

[MothaHucker]

Post halloween halloween party fuck ueah

 

[bo0b]

D-d-d-d-d-drunk

 

[MontanaMountains]

Turn dowon for what??????

 

[~~~~~~~~]

My social media needs a sobriety test, I was hitting everyone up last night in the worst way

 

[Slurpsicle.]

My girlfriend took me to the strip club. She's a keeper

 

[PON3]

Well didnt take that girl home last night, very happy. Good choices were made.

Second note, wearing a toga every halloween. Bitches love togas

 

[JayRich]

Penn State was on point this weekend.

 

[Chubbs.]

Chicks dug the Buddy the Elf costume.

 

[Ryan*]

THREADS!

 

[Banane.]

Went to the gym, drink a 40 oz of captain morgan whit my friends and went to the bar ( fours in montreal ) got kick out because I got some beer on my and I poor my beer on a fucking slut and throw the empty bottle on his boyfriend. Fuck that. After that went to the pizzeria in front, and my friends was drunk so they start laughing at some fat girl and the girl throw a pizza slice on my friend. Normal drunk story

 

[pmw]

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Hi im here who wants nudes

 

[Willgum]

post em up bud, dont worry I got your back if mods get mad

 

[beermuscles]

i was so sad when my only good contribution to NS got deleted.

 

[beermuscles]

oh and threads

 

[Willgum]

All drunks fall in line lets fuck shit up and talk about our lives and chirp some biddies hell yeah ns

 

[Willgum]

Check this plane out

haha wish i knew how to fly a plane shits cahs

 

[bo0b]

Got very durnk, made out with a hot womena

 

[Gall*]

PSA: vanilla ice most likely comes after van Morrison in your music library, and yes, it will kill the mood as you could imagine

 

[-WZ-]

wow geuss whatim drunk

 

[Ski_Alot]

but it says on your blog you're sixteen INTERNET POLICE GET IN HERE!

 

[-WZ-]

ohno

 

[Talacious[Tally]]

All group meetings for term projects should be held at the bar on campus. It's not even 2 pm and I have to cut myself off. we have really made some progress from this productive meeting (we really didn't but I think our team has really bonded over beer) #myschoolpromotesdrinking #hashtagsaregayunlessyou'redrunk

 

[Spinoza]

solid

 

[Heart]

Chuggin Franzia on an empty stomach.... probably not the greatest decision

 

[.Hugo.]

You're all lesbian

 

[.Hugo.]

wen da fuk idd I say that.

I have to say it now lesbians