The "Im Drunk" Thread

[Mama.]

Yes. I think there is one down in the depths somewhere, we should resurrect it.

And I will kill the 12 yr olds with a single thought.

 

[NPF]

or just make a new one. with rules.

 

[OCM]

errbody whip be drunk as fuck

 

[MothaHucker]

Been a fucking crazy nights

 

[bo0b]

so drunk

 

[forrest-cole]

god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!

 

[forrest-cole]

god damnit fucking right merica! what a good day, made the sickes tslip n slide ever! fuck ya USA always good times on the 4th!

 

[imakestickerz]

I'm not drunk but i'm tripping on shrooms, i can't remember if there is a different thread for this

 

[SterlingArcher]

The "I'm high" thread

 

[bo0b]

Went to a rodeo.

I'm drunk.

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

There is. It's called Non-Ski Gabber.

 

[Randy_Quench]

WOOOO0000000oo000OOOO

 

[cope+]

Taking a cray shit at a party

 

[cbj]

Remember when I was sober? yeah that sucked, drunk

 

[artfullydodged]

A FRIEND REVEALED SHE DOES NOT KNOW OF WU-TANG. WHAT DO I DO?

 

[Willgum]

Kill her, chili, family you know the deal

 

[Benson.]

Friday night bump suckas

 

[MothaHucker]

Why is this thread negatively rated?

 

[erica]

 

[Dingo69]

Im drunk right now

 

[Benson.]

 

[chicken]

super drunk already

 

[Benson.]

YEAAAAAAAA

 

[kvan]

currently bumpinn dis cuz im drunk. hashtagiluvbeer.

 

[kvan]

and bob ross

 

[Benson.]

Really drunk bump, oh god Im so gone

 

[Benson.]

DJ Hero is ridiculously fun right now.

 

[El_Barto.]

hi

 

[El_Barto.]

Shouldnt have driven home. Did anyway. Suck it. Bring on the -k. Suck my balls

 

[animeallstar]

im drunk

 

[animeallstar]

im drunk

 

[animeallstar]

im drunk

 

[erica]

FUNDAY MONDAYI'm in a cop's house

why is this my first time with jello shots.

un tiss un tiss bang bang bang swag

 

[Benson.]

Best post I've found yet in this thread.

 

[CliffyByro]

HAHAHA i'd forgotten about this. such a weird night

 

[Wolfgang.]

Once I did a misty off a ledge drunk and just haggard myself, I sort of landed, but broke my hand.

 

[Caspaaa]

This post is great. I read all the above in like somewhat drunk voices so they all sounded pretty sloppy and then I read this one in a perfectly normal shocked voice and imagined someone being drunk and yelling this and found it hysterical

 

[CliffyByro]

ha wut

 

[howlongcanausern]

fuck yeah 10/10 don't let this haters tellyou what to do

 

[SlimDunkin.]

KILL THEM WHEN YOU EAR ME ROAR, BABYLON COME TO ME DOOR NO MORE

 

[erica]

same

 

[Toaster-Tony]

sup! Its friday and Im drinking until i forget how shitty my job is

 

[Black-Bandanna]

I just got back from golfing. The rest can be inferred.

 

[Mama.]

i have them

 

[sammy_]

RAWR.feeling feistyyyyy

 

[Kronor]

TGIF mother fuckers! I'm drunk and lovin' it. Holy shit, what a night. Anyone ever played the card game asshole?

 

[MeowMuffin]

someone get me some strawb ruhbarb growers on da fuggin double

 

[GANDALF]

DRANK 6 MOUNTAIN DEWS!!!! LETS FUCKIN PARTY!!!!!!

 

[MeowMuffin]

lets hang out. i have some cool pants on mattueus chillin

 

[ThaLorax]

I HAD A WINE AND A MARIJUANA. CAN I JOIN?