The "Im Drunk" Thread

[Guard_Puma]

Why only 3? Beers for breakfast maine. Get on my level.

I'm super drunk btw, so this is applicable to the drun kthresd.

 

[easiestEC]

went to cabo wabo, came back black out; whats up?

 

[Mtougas]

haha i love cabo wabo

 

[ryantheconnolly]

come to fucking redlands

 

[e_strapp]

it's the start of what will surely be a very good night

 

[alexat955]

It's so far. Maybe

 

[El.Guapo]

streaking would seam so fun but the i lost and i stuck on the streetes in nude...

 

[Wompuscat]

Yeah, I am. I got pissed, really fucking pissed. I hate life, I punched a door and my hand is bleeding all over. Im laughing. But, I left the party before I hurt somebody, so im straight.

 

[gregorio]

not me but my roommate is passed out in his bed with his laptop on his stomach with porn on

 

[Chunter]

I don't care.

 

[Chunter]

Fick I thought go would work as return on mobile ns but I guess not. I wanted to find the other drunk thread but I guess this'll do. Ima do me.

 

[PON3]

Woke up super hung over, went and played golf at the local course and played a beer a whole. Sooooo drunk right meow!!!

 

[alvy.]

anyone else drunk right now?

 

[clive_bixby]

Just got thrown off the city bus I was drying to drink beer on the bus. Obviously I turned to ns before I started walking

 

[Janky]

no thats why I came to this thread.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Left the bar, went to coney isalnd, dined and dahsed for the first tiem in my life hahahaha. sSaw some tits, got offered a blowjob in the back of a jeep, declined like a sir, my friend drove us home, I'm home now. Those tits were great, serouslyk. I should sleep now. Fuck I think i might throw up.

 

[easiestEC]

wasted

 

[NPF]

Drunk!! girl i like is chillin ttooo

 

[vermontana]

Prommmmm night so fucjib good, no sleep then filming park tomorrow ......go bj fixj stoked shit

 

[sweatshirt]

triple shot of vodka reporting in

 

[sweatshirt]

triple shot of vodka reporting in

 

[El.Guapo]

bitch please get on my level! 3 shots and 6 beers

 

[alexat955]

Lol

 

[El.Guapo]

was she atleast a solid 7?

 

[OGHolliday]

Not sure if I have stupid friends but I've developed a tactic to get drunk for free every weekend and it's been creating some great times lately.

It goes like this. Handle of Popov 15$. Then charge your friends like 5 bucks for a cup full which isnt even that bad of a deal you get wasted they get wasted and you may even make a few bucks. WIN WIN WIN. Well that is if you can drink gross shit like Popov but hey drunk is drunk.

 

[PON3]

You charge your friends to drink? that seems pretty lame. I always give my friend a drink or two if he wants one. Sounds like you are a pretty lame friend.

I could see if it you charge 50 friends $5 a cup at a party. But if its just you and 3 dudes splitting a handle that seems kinda lame...

 

[OGHolliday]

Not 5 a cup really. Just 5 bucks for whenever you want some. Which probably ends up about a full cup. For hard shit that's a pretty good deal. Basically just making it so I dont pay for an entire thing when I'm really splitting it with multiple kids evenly.

 

[BuSkiz]

Tour de Franzia wazgud

 

[EC-Skier]

home for the weekend. had some 4loko left. drank that tonight lol

 

[baaangthat]

im 27 am i too old to like nyancat?? nyan

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those are the lyrics

 

[El.Guapo]

i thought id be smooth like kieth stone when i drank keystone but i ended up trying to do parkour...

 

[PON3]

This was my night last night. I dont think I need a description. Ill just leave this here.....

 

[jewFro]

Doublr BAg all day

 

[ryantheconnolly]

ok story time. so last night i got really drunk and i was heading to frat row when i saw one of my friends from swim team. he was stumbling pretty bad so i went over to make sure he was alright. i decided i should walk him back to his room to make sure he wouldnt wake up in some ditch. he got even worse by the time we were in his building so i made him throw up a bunch in the bathroom. i went to his room to see if he had some water and while i was searching around, he comes stumbling through the door, half of his face covered in blood. he took off his shirt and his back had scratches all over it too. anyways he started throwing up in the sink when and RA walked by and saw the shitshow i was trying to contain. he called public safety, who then called the paramedics. so i was still trying to keep pressure on his eye when 5 firemen come in and start asking questions. i was still really drunk myself and i kept telling them that i was a lifeguard and i could handle it (apparently i thought i was more qualified).

they ended up taking him to the hospital and i just stumbled back to my dorm and went to bed... interesting night

 

[FerrisBueller]

jesus man nice story for someonw whos really high right now

 

[ryantheconnolly]

ah i realize i never said why he was bleeding. he had a huge gash above his eye and my best guess is that he hit his face on the toilet while he was throwing up. i still have no idea where the scratches on his back came from

 

[Guard_Puma]

He clearly had wild sex with the presumably attractive female RA, and she was a scratcher.

 

[easiestEC]

hahah bumbing this thread cause i know im not the only hammered user on Ns right now

 

[El.Guapo]

fiiibcvbj ghau biyches

 

[alexat955]

rush week woooooo

 

[El.Guapo]

aint nio mounyain hyh enof ainy no mountain loe enuf

 

[.Roockley.]

someone stole my fucjing sleevces, webnt ou to party and now i have a ffflannell vest, muthadfuckas come onnnn

 

[1337]

*valley

 

[jewFro]

cchekcin in. joall at tdat boi. 8=====D ~~~~~ {()}

 

[.Roockley.]

somebody did steal my sleeves it appears, got a nice flannel vest with a slight tear

less weight for my emirates flight!

 

[SterlingArcher]

i have no idea why but this is hilarious to me

 

[alexat955]

Pon3 has a kappa sig in his signature. Tryna live there next year tonight was fucking crazy

 

[ryantheconnolly]

they must only accept the most hardcore g's

 

[PON3]

Yeah dude!!! Been a member of Kappa Sigma for 3 years now, and loved every bit of it.

PM me if you have any questions about it. Dont go asking around the site. People here hate members of fraternities. (well most of them do)

 

[PhaedeD]

FRAAAATTTTSSS JEEEAAAAAA