The "Im Drunk" Thread

[AlwaysDisagrees]

It's an almost-documented fact that if you belong to a frat, you must be a douchebag.

 

[PON3]

There are a lot of douchers out that in the fraternity world. But that generalization you just said is a little too much.

 

[riddsicle]

threads so i can find this later

 

[AlwaysDisagrees]

You missed my sarcasm.

Given the nature of this thread, I should have been a little more straightforward.

 

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Friday bnight1! drink up bvitches!!!

 

[NPF]

Friday night, drunk! my b-day! fuck yes!!!!!!!! thank you NS for all the goooood times

 

[awesomeness17]

SPRING BREAKKKK BITCHESSSS AINT GOT SHITTT!!!! Not drunk but whatevs

 

[TRASHY.]

I wish I was drunk, backyard.skier is

 

[alexat955]

time to start day drinking

 

[TheClap.]

official theclap is drunk thread

 

[PON3]

The clap is back?

 

[2_fadez]

rush week in april?

 

[NPF]

so happy i found this thread last night hahaha such a good night

 

[TheClap.]

yezzzzzzzzzzir

 

[jokorvalde]

Fish fish

 

[alexat955]

Yeah we're on quarters and we rush the first 2 weeks of spring quarter

 

[PON3]

My chapter has a formal fall rush, and a informal spring rush.

 

[NPF]

ill be here in about 5 or6 hours. till then NS

 

[PopsicleStand]

 

[riddsicle]

bump for everyone drinking tonight...happy beering lets play skate

 

[maxgilly]

i was blackout'd last night to post..yea

 

[NPF]

to busy puking to find this... damn

 

[NPF]

*I was to busy* double post

 

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been drinking all day. somehow I ended up in beautifil british columbia. cheers.

 

[BROSEIDON]

here i sit esating pik-nik pototato sticks after failing to bring back a fdripping poon, hopeffully this weekend in the one and only bruly is more successful, peace.

 

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still vin BC, gotta ghet bakk to the party haha, cgheers

 

[Guard_Puma]

About to embark upon the great crusade know in the Greek community as Formal. In precisely 20 minutes I will commence what I can only hope will be 48 hours of straight drunkness. Hopefully I will be coherent enough to give updates here. But then again....hopefully I won't be. Cheers NS!

 

[PON3]

God speed my friend. Formals can be the best, but they can also be the worst......

 

[El.Guapo]

uck da police an theyar spotlytes and those crazy ass mexis

 

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Whassup niggas? I should really stop actin the fool in NSG butt-fuck-it. Still drinkin in beautiful (cant believe i spelt that) British Columbia ahehahehehahaha

 

[NPF]

BC where it at! hahaha drunk as well. party waas pretty lame though.

 

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Blind bay dude, tryin to get with this bitch. no go tho... ah well keep drinkin ahahaha

 

[Guard_Puma]

So true, so true. Turned out to be mostly the best this weekend, thankfully, despite dropping and shattering a full bottle of gin within 45 min of arrival. Though maybe in hindsight that was a good thing...

 

[PON3]

ahh dang! I love gin. I would be sad if I dropped my bottle.

This Saturday is my girls formal. She is an Alpha Chi Omega. Having the formal at a crazy place in downtown Kansas City, super stoked for that!

 

[Guard_Puma]

It really was a horrifying turn of events. Our Alphi Chi's had their formal the Saturday of our formal out on a giant boat on the Mississippi, which would probably have been cool, but the girls that knew what they were doing skipped it to come up to one of our alum's lakeside resort in the Wisconsin north woods. Sorority formals are fun, I'm sure that'll be a blast! There's just no comparing a single night to an all weekend getaway though.

 

[riddsicle]

fuck cops. most of all fuck so called friends who throw other friends under the bus. FUCK. so ppissed. sorry. campus housing weed shit. god damnit....not even my ordeal but two of my friends are gonna get fucked for doing nothing. once again sorry but FUCK THIS

 

[alexat955]

i woke up and have no idea how i got into my bed and im covered in my own vomit. fuck fuck fuck and i just blew a .09 so im still hammered and its 7 am so why am i awake

 

[NPF]

hahhahahahaha, drink water and go back to bed. maybe a different bed if yours if covered in puke....

 

[PON3]

You have a personal breathalyzer?

 

[PJS.]

wanna know how I know he's an alcoholic?

 

[PON3]

 

[PJS.]

I like you.

 

[alexat955]

Yeah. My dad bought it for me in high school

 

[PON3]

right back at ya

 

[ryantheconnolly]

hahahahahahahaha classic

 

[alexat955]

its not alcoholism until i graduate

 

[Tent]

Every thing is moving to theleft. Wut

 

[cheezeNbacon]

im cross fadddddeeeeeeeeeed as fuck . rawar dinosaur stomp stomp eat

 

[sneaky_pete]

MEOW bitches

 

[BROSEIDON]

pretty fucking unfder the influence, i got cockblkokecged and dripped my phone int he toiltert and its drying rin rice