The "Im Drunk" Thread

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I'm drinking on the lawn in the sun, working on a biology paper. I'm a resident assistant for my dorm, and I've been supplying my residents with vodka and mixers for the entirety of the afternoon. Hope that's worth some karma. @bztruk, come home bro, day drinking isn't the same without you.
 
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Man, I really wish I was drunk last night. Got in a fight with my girl at her formal dance. If I was so drunk what happened wouldnt of even mattered because I would be making an ass of my self on the dance floor not giving a fuck about any thing!

Oh well.
 
classy, you should get drunk right now and go talk to her about what happened, that'll make everything better. On another note, im sober.
 
So.... i was coming back from this party and this girl said she was cold so i gave her my jacket and i didnt know she was that drunk and it was a really bumpy road and she ended up puking all onver my armada jacket..... FUUUUUCK. its a good thing i like her or i would have RAGED.
 
So.... i was coming back from this party and this girl said she was cold so i gave her my jacket and i didnt know she was that drunk and it was a really bumpy road and she ended up puking all onver my armada jacket..... FUUUUUCK. its a good thing i like her or i would have RAGED.
 
hollllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy shit pledging is retarded they took my phone wallet and every item of clothes out of my room. how am i supposed to go to class tomorrow
 
That's pretty blatant hazing. Talk to you pledge educator or someone you are comfortable with about it, let them know it is not okay. Hazing is a really serious issue.
 
THIS!

I was just kidding in my post earlier, but forgot to reply with a serious response oops!

Right now I am a pledge educator and I wouldn't tolerate that at all. If I know a member hazed one of our pledges, I would put them up for expulsion.

My pledge process is set up so you first and most importantly get to know your pledge class so you bond as brothers, second I educate you on fraternity and chapter history. I have a pretty relaxed pledging process, which everyone seems to love.

Hazing is a very serious issue. If members are caught hazing they could face criminal charges, and potential shut down the chapter. If you feel like you are being hazed I would drop immediately so the problem doesnt continue and try to seek help so it doesnt happen to any one else. Also talk to the executive committee about it too.

#endrant

 
yeah. its a game though. we play tag all across campus, pledges vs. actives, and if we get 1 of them we can get some of our stuff back. they really dont haze much here its all for fun and bro bonding
 
That's how it always starts, for fun and bro bonding. Next thing you know three years from now the pledges are spending a day buried up to their necks in sand in the Arizona desert without water. But, deal with it how you will I guess. That sure wouldn't fly here in Minnesota.

But this is off topic, proceed with drunkness!
 
thats a really extreme generalization... they took my clothes as a joke. its funny. but i dont wanna clog this thread anymore so whatever
 
I had to really slow down while scrolling through that boob section, but w/e.

You know you are drunk when its 10 of 5 and you aren't even tired. Pretty sure I've set my alarm for this time to get to Killy early season.
 
I've got baileys in my coffeh this morning, just buzzed but I wanted to get in on this epic page ahaha. Those fries with marinara and shit looked so good!
 
this morning I woke up and didnt knoq where I was, with a dog sleeping by the end of the bed.2 surprise parties in 2 days ,;,---> blackout drunk, hung over and now cozy drunk. successful weekend was successful! and more drinking tomorrow due to valborg awww yeeeaaahh
 
okay so im drunk (obvs). i was gonna post a new thread then i saw this one (thank jah) im drunk off wine. i havent been drunk off wine since the first time i got drunk when i was like 15. im in community college and it sucks cock. im transfering to a REAL SCHOOL with REAL MOUNTAINS next semester(thank jah). living at home is leading a miserable existence. i either smoke weed or drink every night just to get through this miserable existence. I live a boring life. I cant wait to gtfo of this mess. my girlfriend moved away. my friends are not always the most reliable. Im just venting at this point. anything that takes the edge off is what im seeking. i can never find buds anymore. nor can i even find spice (but thats probably a good thing) so wine it is. getting drunk alone and posting on the internet is depressing. i will probably wake up tomorrow and regret every single thing i posted on facebook (#firstworldproblemz) blahhhh damn im pathetic. carry on NS
 
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