The "Im Drunk" Thread

hello everyone. this is cferg and kindaabigdeal aka catherine and gina aka roomates at uvm room 204 chittenden FUCK YEAHHHHH ummmm basically last day of class awesome NAKED BIKE RIDE who wants to seeeeee lolz
 
Its not the real stuff. It is hard to find the real absynth here in Kansas. I would have to pay big bucks for the real deal. Its the American diluted version. it just tasted like shit. like every worse than jagermeister.
 
fuckkkkkkkkkkk did i drive home or did i do the smart move and leave it at her house and pull my bike out of my car??? we'll find out in the morning if i'm an idiot or nawtttt.
 
sick thread! so a couple weeks ago i wasn't even planning on drinking much but that captain will get ya. so i'm just gone come midnight and we go to the bar. we get there and i smoke 2 cigs, which is nasty cuz those shits suck, and then i was just walking around (barely walking i might add) and i have no fucking idea what's going on. my friend see's i need to throw up so he picks me up to take me to the bathroom and before we even get there i throw up all over him! he didn't like that much. after that happened, i don't even know how i got home. haha great night!
 
jaagermeiser is jaaager meister. fucking jager bombs bitch. I took a sjpill tonightm, fuicked my ankel, hurst like shitm, kept partying, hurt less the more druk I was, fuck two btiches, fucked fuck. I'm fucked and naked. FUCK. PARTY ON NEWSCHOOLERS
 
it took me a while to find u "im drunk" thread. but here i am checking at 11:48p, aussie time thursday the 15th of december 2011
 
Only read the OP....

Just a little bit buzzed. Made a huge prime rib for dinner and been refilling the absolut all night, looking forward to the 8"-10" tomorrow.

Wondering, what is everyone's favorite mixer for vodka? Mine is suddenly apple juice.
 
its actually not terrible i kinda just feel like im floating around a colourful world on autopilot going through motions (thank god for spell check on my computer)
 
oh man! had hte best dose two nights ago, so much fun and getting mad rowdy/wierd hahaha!

tonight though, jus some thizz and some drunkness+ good sled right sesh back home late night! SOO OGOOOOOD
 
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