The "Im Drunk" Thread

[tBatt]

 

[PON3]

View attachment 398182

 

[soulskier]

me too, except im drunkjim

 

[jca]

IM SHITTTERD. YUAAAAAA BRAAAADYY! GETERIN. SPRRY FOR PSTYING!f

 

[asapCferg]

FSTETteS rule the planet /thread

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Oh god.

 

[asapCferg]

rude. you know its true

 

[1337]

bhahahaahahahahah

who are you with right now cferg?

 

[STREETS]

What's FSTETtes? lol

 

[asapCferg]

FST= freestyle team..as in UVM frestyle team..FSTETTES= the girl team of UVM FST

 

[PON3]

all i got frm that was titties.

 

[asapCferg]

girls who shred. duuuuhhh

 

[PON3]

kidding!!

 

[Spinoza]

FYuuuuuuuuuCk. Riddle me this; How do I know I'm. It

 

[Spinoza]

How Do I Know I'm Not Mentally Retarded???? Do mentally retarded people know they're retarded? If. Not then how can I be sure that I'm not one of the

 

[Spinoza]

em(fyck iPhone for so many plates fuck). Who kbows? Descartes said that he is sure that other ppl exist because of. Behavior, but that could all be an illusion of the retardedness. fUCk dawg

 

[Spinoza]

I'm going to bed, maybe I'll make a thread about this tomorrow ecause k

 

[Shredability]

hagrid.

 

[neutralzombie]

I found this on google

 

[PON3]

That is awesome.

btw me and my family are still drinking and its 1 am. I love christmas.

 

[k-fred]

same here =D and talking with a hot girl on fb ^^ merry xmas to every1!

 

[ride-rider]

Fo real.. (not really drunk tho) perhaps slightly.

 

[emilyiscool]

merry crhistmas im drnk again

 

[beermuscles]

hey this is bullshit! IM DRUNK AND I STARTED THIS THREAD AWHILE AGO! but it won't let me pull it up IM SO MAD. i was on page 24 ..

inb4 cry me a river

 

[beermuscles]

whyy mods whyyy you ruined my only claim to having an impact here on newschoolers!?!??!

 

[PON3]

because people are dumb and posting stupid shit enough on your thread that it caused for it to be deleted as a whole. Where as i stated no stupid shit, and it seems more mods are on top of their game i guess. they can delete more signle posts now than just deleting the thread as whole.. thats just my guess.

oh and im sipping on crown royal right now...soooo good!

 

[Big_Spence]

hurray it's after noon so i can start drinking again!

 

[Guard_Puma]

What kind of bizarre social rules are you living under that says you can't drink before noon? Just get after things, especially on a holiday! Merry Christmas!

 

[PhaedeD]

i been drunk for like 6 hours... im drunk.

 

[Mister.F]

merry fucking christmas ns. thank god for jesuss

 

[ThaLorax]

Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas. Christmas is historically a pagan holiday.

 

[Big_Spence]

true. he was most likely born sometime in the spring.

also fuck this holiday, glad it's minutes from being over.

 

[ThaLorax]

hey, ridiculous consumerism aside, at least it's a good excuse to see family and friends.

sorry, let's get back to talkinga bout being drunk. i just found some derricious Red Tail Ale in my Mom's cupboard. Sippin on sunshine!

 

[technique.]

skeebump. i'm in miami, trick

 

[asapCferg]

IM NOT DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK YEA im definitely in mah zoneeeee

 

[asapCferg]

some 1 message me i bored

 

[Big_Spence]

DAYTIME DRUNK COD"ING

KSI kr33m3r is my xboxlive name, come and add me to play

 

[king.tubby]

half...

 

[BROSEIDON]

slayyyyingf darts

 

[5oup5teeze]

got drunk and high last night and sobered up just in time to have some crazy awesome sex with a gorgeous girl! pretty sick night.

 

[asapCferg]

Girl fightttt

 

[BROSEIDON]

I fuckind texyted you fix your goddamn phome

 

[asapCferg]

Getting a new one tomorrrrrre Boom

 

[BROSEIDON]

boom bomb then we"lj xonnext

 

[asapCferg]

Fuck Yaaaaaa shred tomooorrr

 

[BROSEIDON]

come to saddleback come at me, fuck sr for once and conmr north to the saddle theirs a railjam fridat nighjt for 4d hourtd

 

[asapCferg]

Sr for lyfe sorrr

 

[BROSEIDON]

fuck cwork sould i quit and go to sr forever?

 

[LukeB.]

saddlebak as in mission viejo?

 

[Shredability]

yea, i'm pretty drunk