The "Im Drunk" Thread

The consumption of alcohol decreases the effectiveness of antibiotics and even a single drink or several drinks of alcohol can inhibit a drug's metabolism by competing with the drug for the same set of metabolizing enzymes

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WHEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
jamming out with life cereal, eating cow style. boss is boss and ferris bueller is just. well ferris bueller. and fuck i can spell everything great for being high and drunk. typing everything like i'm jamming out on a keytar solo lol. FUCKIN LIFE CEREAL.
 
can alll the girls of ns come to my house??? itll be a sick party come to illinois ladies for af good time!

HAPPY NEW YEARS MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!
 
So I got pretty haggered tonight any saw my ex but was totally chill around her even though I'm still in love with her, I would have made a move but she's going back to university on the 3rd and its far away, so basically I'm proud of myself for showing self restraint.

Hell of a way to bring in the new year, happy new year ns :-)
 
I had such a desperate drunken attempt to find this thread on my phone last night but failed.
 
Same. Now i feel bad even posting in this sober. soooo I'll pretend.

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So I'm drinking with my mom in her room and I'm in my room like 10 feets away. I'm with 2 frieneds too were all drunkYEs!
 
I'm going to tell you a secret. She knows and doesn't give a fuck. In fact, she is happy you and your friends are occupied because she is taking it hard from behind by your dad right now. Like, dirty dirty filthy sex, all while you and your friends drink the Mikes Hard Lemonade she purposely planted in the fridge, and watch Tosh.0 thinking you are getting away with murder.

Haha
 
fun gsmmr plsy eith ur friends go get drunk then go to friend from elementry +++++++++++ schoool house and pretend not to be drunk for aslong as possible ahahahahha ooo funn doin it right now
 
I;m in Breck, and I'm drunk as shit. And someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I say Jossi, Woodsy, and Hornbeck. Pretty awesome day.
 
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