The "Im Drunk" Thread

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Just cracked a can of hell's gate, hopefully drinking my height tonight. With my staff I'll be able to control hell's minions
 


Who else is getting twisted tonight? it has been a solid couple weeks since I have posted in this thread. I miss being drunk.
 
i worked with my bitch of a boss today and when i go tback i really needed a drink and when i walked in my roommates were waiting there with a cold beer and a new bottle of gin. best roomates evar
 
ive never woken up this drunk with such a bad headache.....and i dreamt about someone shooting up my house so i woke up scared as shit
 
Yes its only 6 and ive already been to two bars shooting pool and conversing with people. I finally have saved up 2 grand while spending money on necessities like food gas drinks and weed. My cars paid off and all i have to pay for is gas and insurance i have free rent so i felt i could spend a few dollars and have a good time, plus i quite poking the smots last week which leaves me with extra cash flow and less stress vents so its what ever im enjoying my friday and going to see a play tonight (no homo) a good friends preforming in it so im obligated. Probably gonna meet my dad at the bar later to shoot more pool.
 
Lol you probably will, im guessing your tequila doesnt have a worm in it since it was cheap or else id tell you to eat it lol
 
Definitely no worm in it haha. I need to time warp to the party zone because it's way too early still.
 
drunk as fuck listening to some other drunk kid break down the walking dead on amc. shit about nailing your own dick to the floor boards and spooning peoples asses. bosh. probly wont remember this tomarow. but fucke it ns drunk and i wanna talk to someone. ahaha faya boom bless up im out
 
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