The best gaper quotes

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I'm talking about going up to Whistler for a weekend with a couple other NS'ers. This kid hears me talking, and interrupts with,

"I used to ski."

Me: "Oh yeah, what happened?"

"I learned like everything I could do in the park and stuff and I can do double blacks, so I switched to snowboarding but got too good at that too. So now it's just boring cause I'm better than everyone"

Me: Right.
 
My friend has a video that I filmed of this guy with one of those gay hats and a rental snowboard making it like half way up the takeoff of a jump then falling and sliding off the lip. Then when I tell him that he should look for it on the internet he acts all tough and tells me that it was his 2nd day and most people wouldnt do a jump so big. (25 footer I think) Then like literally 10 sec later two snowboarders came and sat on the takeoff for like a good minute. And the fog was terrible that day so my friend couldnt see it and dropped in. wasted a run
 
Not as bad as Whitetail dude. I went to Liberty once, and they're park was 19 times better than Whitetail's. My dad refuses to take me to Liberty though because their actual runs suck balls. It sucks that I have no friends who are any good at skiing or snowboarding so I have nobody to take me to Liberty.
 
Wow I completely forgot to post my gaper story...

Best gaper story (not a quote though),

I was just going up the lift with my brother and friends, and I see a guy going straight down a mogul run with a crazy long scarf on, jeans, an open jacket without a shirt underneath, and goggles. He ended up not being able to stop because he was going too fast for his own good, and he went straight through the barrier into a tree. My friends and I were cracking up.

Probably funnier if you were there, but still funny to me.
 
My dad likes to tell everyone how I am a certed freestyle ski instuctor and how I am all into doing all these flips and twists. And whoever he is talking to at the time starts talking about how they saw the freestyle on the olympics. I then try to explain the difference between that and park freestyle.

Not that great a story but at least it's true.
 
out of everything said in this thread, I feel strongly about this one over everything else, because people have no idea our sport even exists. I mean it may make for some good stories if someone doesn't have their style down pat, or they're just learning, but who cares?
 
you're right.. whitetail is even worse.but you can probably ride up with me next season if you've got a few dollars for gas, or buy me mcdonalds afterwords haha
 
i come up to a "snowblader"

Me: are you good?

Gaper:yea

Me:Those are snowblades right?

Gaper: yes, yes they are

Gaper: what kind of skis are those? (invaders)

Me: invaders

Gaper: whos them made by?

Me:um.... line

Gaper: those are sweet i think my mom is gonna buy me some

Me: cool...Whats your best trick?

Gaper: i can do a twist, and on those wide rails i can do two full twists.

Me: thats cool.... rides away
 
hahaha just remembered one. i was chatting with my EX

My ex gf: whats up?

me: Drying my goggles cuz i just dyed them

EX: oooo what color

Me black

EX: how can you see out of them if they are black?

i lol'd sooo hard hahahaah
 
i was at either roundtop or liberty every weekend except like 1 or 2 this year in a grey trew jacket, black trew pants, and a black helmet
 
Me and my friend were riding up to the lift and my friend had new bentchetlers.

Lifty: Hey, those are nice skis.

Friend: Thanks, just got em.

Lifty: That's cool, do they come in reverse?
 
well on the chair a guy tried to figure out what all of us weight put together cuase he wanted to know if the chiar was slanting or was a perfectly flat.
 
I have a list of things to do when I get bored on the lift. no highspeed quads that go to the top of the park is a huge issue for me.

1. eat the cookie you didnt eat at lunch

2. yell to everyone on the ground that your eating a cookie

3. inform someone on the ground that "these fish sticks are hard as tits"

4. sing any song

5. make the lift bounce an insane ammount

6. jump (havent gotten there yet as I'm afraid I'll die)

and as always tell the mexican liftie at the top that his "shades are mad styley" just to see the confused look on his face. no mas
 
4 is extremely entertaining when your on the chairlift with old people or just annoying gapers that look like they enjoy classical music (im not hating on people that enjoy classical music, its just that they probably dont like rap, although some probably like both) especially because I wear Skullcandy Skullcrushers when I ride and I turn it to NWA and blast it in their direction & watch their reaction.
 
I've done it once or twice. If you find the right spot on the right chair it's a fuckin rush. And it's even better if it actually helps you get to the park or somewhere quicker
 
Haha one time I was on the lift with these 2 really serious racer dudes and I had borrowed my sisters lowriders... theyre pink... but I turned the ear thingys out and cranked the taylor swift up.

My favorite has to be the fishsticks thing though.
 
Some gaper in the lift line was asking about my fresh '09' technine outerwear, board, and binding combo.. I didn't have the time of day to tell him it was 2010.
 
my cousin and i were in the life line earlier this year around march and some punk pointed to my cousins crjs and said"4frnt blows and so does CR Johnson"
 
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