The best gaper quotes

my friend asked my other friend... "rainbow trout and steelhead are the same thing, right?"

other friend says, "yeah, steelhead are just rainbow trout that go to the ocean.

first friend says, "oh, i thought they came back as salmon."

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me and my friend were filming in the park. I throw a rodeo 5 tail and he does a flat 3 and some gaper with rossi alpines watched us and we had this conversation:

Gaper: you guys should learn backflips

Me and my friend: we can do backflips

Gaper: Wow. are you two pros

Me (sarcasm): yeah, I'm in X Games

Gaper: No way, that's like the Olympics right?

We skied away after that
 
No aha this is my second year of park and i still look at a couple things on the thread and go "hey iv almost done that before". But defiantly try park its alot of fun im sure youll love it!
 
I was wearing twin tips so.....

Gaper: how do you know which way to put those on with two sides

Me: The bindings can tell you which way

Gaper: they can't talk, silly goose
 
last year we had a picknick table feature set up and these two guys and one of their daughters who was like 7 take off there skis and put them on the lip to the feature then SIT DOWN AND EAT FUCKING LUNCH ON THE DAMN THING, we got ski patrol and the bitchedsstill wouldn't leave until patrol threatened them or some shit. Then while they were leaving they told me i can" stop crying now we are leaving"....... they win gaper and douchebags of the year
 
they put all there skis and poles and shit on the lip, really no way to get to them without stabbing them in the necks with our skis, which I was starting to consider......
 
"Peyton Manning was born with an abundance of athletic talent because his mother took LSD while she was pregnant. Also explains his odd head shape."

 
ok so i have line chronics the 2012s, and i was in copper. i dont realy care about the color and shit but this old fart comes up to me and says...

Guy:Hey l like your skis, are those the ones that you can do tricks on?

Me: Thanks, yeah they are

guy: Wow the color on it is fantastic, i love how the orange alternates on the back of them.

me: yeah i never noticed that

guy; how do you not notice that! ungrateful kids like you shouldn't have nice skis like that!

me: go choke on some viagra and fuck your wife

guy; dont make me call patrol! I will i aint scared of no rats like u!

me:kiss my ass ghandalf!

guy: PATROLL!!!!!!!!!

yeah my respect for the elderly is through the roof.
 
Gaper: "what's wrong with your goggles?"

Me: "what do you mean?"

Gaper: " they're under your helmet"

Me: "yah and..."

Gaper: " is the strap to short?"

Me : "no"

Gaper: "oh, looks pretty jib though."
 
This isn't really a gaper quote but stil funny.

So I'm at lunch at my school talking to a friend about pineknobs opening day today and this kid goes "Are you the kind of skier that does jumps?" And I reply "No, just moguls."
 
I hear many funny things working in the ski shop at the mountain.

"Do you rent goggles? Why not, that's weird."

"Do you rent GoPros?"
 
So the other day I was standing at the top of my home mountains jump line waiting to drop-in. My friend does a 1 off of the first jump then proceeds to send a switch rodeo 5 off the second jump. As he lands, this snowboarder chick that was sitting next to the first jump shouts "He just did a backflip!" My other friend and I lost it.
 
-on the lift-

Me: is the park open yet

Friend: yea

Gaper dad: I don't think you're allowed!!!!! I will ask the lift operator

Hahahahahahaha
 
gaper: mom can we go in my forehead is cold

mom looks at me and asks if my calves cramp in ski boots then proceeds to say that they drove from texas and that her thunder calvs don't fit in ski boots as her daughter is still complaining about her cold forehead
 
"I hit the downhill rail today"

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last week i was skiing with my school ski club and there is a really annoying gaper kid who walks like he is hot shit because he goes through the park pizza. I was in the park last week and he was skiing by and stopped when he saw me. He looked down and my skis and goes "Wow! Your skies are double headed! Is it hard to ski turned around?"
 
So I ski at perisher in Australia in the winter, and my god there is so many gapers, anyways i was catching a lift up getting from blue cow back over to front valley and these two kids were talking about their ski lesson and how better they are than everyone else saying shit like,

"yeah i just bomb the green runs when we do them and just stop at the end"

"so many people in my group can't even parallel turn"

"i got some sweet air doing an ollie on that last run"

and others from snowboard gapers

while i was in the life line for the park a dude looked at my skis and was like to his buddies woah that guy has powder skis, i tried to explain to them that they were only 91 under foot and fully chamber, nevertheless they didn't understand a thing i was saying, then they were in the park smoking a blunt and knuckling it on 20 foot jumps...

another was when riding a T with some old dude he said that snowboarders shouldn't be allowed on the mountain because they bring a negative attitude and rutt out the T-bars
 
Sitting on a chairlift. Listening to two girls talk to their Mom about skiing through the 'park'. Girl had to slow down approaching a jump because someone fell hitting it before her. Guy rides up behind her, "Watch where you're going Little Girl" Girl, "Oh I was soooooo mad!" She actually did the right thing so that makes the boarder who came up behind her the gaper ;)
 
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