The best gaper quotes

Some lady on the lift when I was skiing on my brand new hellbents.

"You are going to ruin those skis, they are only supposed to be used in the park"

me: "...."
 
up at grouse today going up eagle

guy 1: (points at jump line on the cut) hey did you know my friend can do those really big moguls?!

guy 2: no way! well my friend can go down the cut BACKWARDS

guy 1: backwards?!? thats impossible!!!
 
me and my crew got some matching tall tees with our crew name on the back pretty easy not really a big deal. well the other day at gaperstar i was in the vista line with one of them and this guy with a solid 6 inch goggle gap, goggle strap all twisted, pants tucked in, the works comes up to us and goes, "If i knew it was twin day, I would have bought one of them shirts too!!!" With texas accent. it was pretty funny
 
I'm skiing switch down into the park, going by a green run.
Gaper with race skis says to his friend. - "Dude look at that kids double tipped skis. I'm gonna ask my mommy for some next year. Hey man, where did you get those?"
Me- "..Uhm..... Wal-Mart."

 
yesterday I saw another parent with a kid on a leash, except the parent was snowboarding... sideslipping the whole run.it just doesn't work like that.
 
I was at at a ski show Thursday and I asked the dragon guys if their new frameless goggles was the new EG2s. I realized what I said as soon as I said it and felt like such a fucking gaped :(
 
Yesterday I was waiting in line and some kid says to his friendGaper - Hey we should go to the rail park.I laughed pretty hard.
 
are you learning to ski switch, or do you always ski slow enough to have full conversations with random people while moving?

stop making shit up guys, this is getting gay
 
not really a skiing quote but on the chairlift a friend of mine and I were talking about veil of maya and this guy next to us asked us if they were more hardcore than dragon force.
 
wow............. thats just life gaper....... and yes.. they are not even in the same fuckin planet... dragon force puts on a shitty show.. if im gonna listen to some scandanavain(sp) viking metal.... sonta arctica Finntroll ensuferum. if i go harder... fuck... to much.... i l have to say it.. sperm swamp!
 
in regards to the bottom buckle gaper: "dude your boots are on the wrong feet."me: "oh thanks I didnt notice."gaper to his gaper friend: "that guy can ski with his boots on the wrong feet he must be amazing"
(these arent my boots and first embed i hope it works)
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standing in line and i hear this.

Gaper mom to son: "Now Spencer make sure you take your poles off just like the sign tells you too"
 
I was standing a bit above a drop that was about 15 feet to some dense trees that wasn't even possible to hit, eyeing up a line in the trees on the run to my left that I was gonna hit later, and all the sudden I get 4 gapers on the lift yelling at me to not hit the drop haha.
 
today i was in line and some girls behind me asked why i was wearing a dress while skiing. and as i got on the lift the liftie commented on my full tilt die cut. he said he liked poker too. i was pretty confused. what does full tilt have to do with poker?
 
I was riding up the chair at Vail, and I heard these two gapers at the top of Game Creek bowl (it was all moguls at the time) say "This is too hard!!!"

I screamed out "thats what she said." Pretty funny moment
 
Ive got salomon spk kaos boots and all the time (not just from gapers) i get asked if im wearing odd boots. Also when skiing in VT i was learning lincolns and stacking a fair amount of them but still so many gapers thought i was pro cos of my gear and my freezeproshop.com tall tee.and again in VT there was a rock right underneath the chairlift which i decided to build up into a jump as it was pretty much prefect for it, and i got so many gapers like "get back to the park" and stuff.
Also my parent think im fucking nuts cos i ski park and tried to tell me not to ever ski off piste cos i told them about ending up really far off piste in a whiteout and setting off a little shelf at the top of a line.going back to the gaper trance, i got in the gondola with my line blends and almost everyone spent the whole time just staring at my skis and me in my gear.
 
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
 
a kid i know who is a gaper asked me why i was wearing a cape today skiing. he said i looked like zoro. i was wearing my jiberish scripture unbuttoned.
 
ive followed ns for years but never felt it was worth posting anything until i spent like a day reading all this thread. so im not really a newb
 
I'm waiting in the park, a gaper yelled to me in the chairlift : ''Hey can you fly with that suit?''I replied : ''I don't know, can you fly when you smoke weed like that?''He didnt replied...
not sure if I translated it right , but in french it was pretty funny ^^
 
gaper: are those those backward skisme: haha yeahgaper: oh...whats the purpose of those?me: so you can ski backwards.gaper: why would you need to do that?
 
Gaper quotes for today from Glen Eden

Gaper: Hey are those dual tips?

Me: Yes, but theyre called twin tips

Gaper: Is that so you can ski in reverse?

Me: I think you mean backwards, or switch

Gaper: Yeah reverse

 
*I had my gopro on my helmet*

"Kid walks over, whoo im on camera (calls over to his mom) hey mom im on camera then starts saying hi into it."

"Its not recording..."

"Oh..." *Walks away*

Another thing I get a lot.

*Have my gopro on my helmet*

"What is that?"

"A GoPro."

"Whats a GoPro?"

"A helmet camera."

"Do you like... record with it?"

"Umm yeah that's what its made for right?"

"Yeah I guess..."
 
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