The best gaper quotes

yeah it does look a bit wierd but was more just into watching the videos and following the main news feeds so didnt really feel like i needed an account. especially as most people i used to see on the feeds were just using their account to try and claim first comments..
 
there is this total gang of posers at sierra. they all have line skis and ware orage jackets that there moms probally bought for them. And the leader of there gaper group cant ski for shit. They were in the park and filming themselfs hitting a box straight. so he tells his friend "hey we should all nose bonk the barrel".(its just a barrel burried halfway in the snow) and every one of them just skis over it. our entire crew waz cracking up.
 
Yesterday was Louis Riel day for Manitoba (I got the day off, score!) but it felt more like Gaper day at Springhill because anyone and everyone was skiing due to the 'Riel Deals' ($15 for tickets and rentals). Lifts were packed, there were people constantly falling on the tow rope, and pretty much a slew of them staring at me as I entered the park switch.
 
Not really skiing related but.. I was just walking past the ice rink in beaver creek and heard a girl say "wow these skates are really slippery on the ice.."
 
WHAT DID HE SAY?!!!! PLEASE TELLLL! i hate when sentences cut out right before something important is going to happen, " im not _____ " shit just got fucked, and this is a dumb post
 
i was talking to my friend about ruby hill rail yard and some kid was like "can you do the urban rail there?" me:"what urban rail? they dont have "urban" there."

him:" ya they do, the big round rail" me: " thats not urban..."

him: "yes it is because you have to jump on to it"

i stopped talking to him
 
2 days ago at big boulder, im hitting the big jump line and it's my first run of the day so im just doing some little straight airs to get the feel of the kickers, and on the third one, i was in the air when this old gaper cut across the landing. i landed on his skis which made me eat shit and when i was tumbling down the hill his pole stabbed me, then he yelled at me for landing on his skis and how i could've seriously hurt him. fucking retard
 
if it was harder to ski in snowboard pants... it was all good because then we shared some laughs at the expense of the typical deer valley skiers. then in the parking lot some old lady in a fart bag asked me if I snowboarded... sorry for the delay, mobile ns shit the bes
 
I take a jump and while im in the air a ski patroll decides to go do his slalom in the middle of the landing (he was on flat not moving when I took off). I land right next to him and we both bail then he's like :

''oh shit I didn't saw you you ok?''

''Yeah im fine but wtf are you doing dude?!''

''I'm sorry I didn't saw you''

''You didn't saw me?? you just went in te middle of a landing and you didn't chek before??''

''Yeah but I saw a kid without his helmet in the park when I was in the chair and I'm trying to catch him up''
 
I teach skiing.

Me: You need to bend your knees when you ski.

Girl: I can't

Me: Why not??

Girl: It is cold so I decided to wear three pairs of skinny jeans.
 
i went to play it again to get some boots and the guy asked me my size and i replied "about 28 or 29" he then says "no thats impossible its like your either right or left handed" he then proceeds to measure my foot then says "it looks like your about a 28.5 but you could wear either a 28 or a 29"

conclusion: play it again gets all the job applications that were rejected from the near by rei store.
 
gaper "parks empty today" me "yeah besides half the people are just gonna ski straight through"he shut up and didnt talk to me the rest of the lift, he goes to the park and sees me come up and he turns around and leaves
 
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i was at stevens a few weekends ago waiting at the base in the lift line. a family of four asians approached wearing skinny jeans north face rain shells and reading glasses while carrying their snowboards through the line passing everybody. a lifty stopped them and had to insist multiple times that you have to strap your foot in before you get on the chair. after about a minute talking to the lifty they left the line to most likely return their boards to the rental shop and drive home in their prius.
 
(some gapers behind me in the lift line)
-What is he wearing?-his shirt goes down to his knees-oh, he's just another thug-Thugs ski?
 
Yeah some people just consider it a skate-style rail setup when there isnt a lip. Most people think of urban rails being in an urban environment. I wouldnt call any feature on a mountain an urban rail.

Both people were right, in a way, but the poster was the mega-douche
 
my little cussins always ask me if i can do hellicopter spins. I will even admit that when i was aboout six or seven i called twin tips parallel skis
 
that's fuckin classic. i used to teach too and the most common thing I always got was having to explain to parents why their kids need goggles.
 
I know hey, I wasn't expecting that at all. Parents are the worst expecially when they run up and down the hill helping there kid, then they learn nothing.
 
I've seen swim goggles, bike helmets, safety glasses/goggles. And asians in super tight jeans, rentals and a glittery pink tight fitting jacket.
 
Bern and a lot of other companies make 4 season helmets that you can use for biking, skating, skiing, etc. so thats not really that ridiculous
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaa well that made my day. i was thinking as i read his post. " i feel like that kid is right".
 
i wear a bern skate helmet skiing and skating. and this page is hilarious because all the stupid qoutes are funny because there made up. the 3 pairs of skinny jeans could be my favorite in the whole thread
 
On the chairlift with this guy "Woah these kids are insane, that big jump over there I hear has a 40 ft gap, my son just did a double backside cork backflip helicopter thingy"
 
hahaha, that's good
food for thought for all those NS'ers thinking up gaper quotes: not being a park rat does not a gaper make...
 
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