The best gaper quotes

Today I wore my new level 1 crew and my friend comes up to me and says, that's sick! Do you also have a level 2 one!?
 
this weekend some lady came up to be when i was waiting for some friends and started giving me shit for doing butters, skiing switch and hitting side booters. made for an funny first run
 
just some weird situations that happened today:

I go to and from my local shop quite often because of an ongoing process of making my boots painless, and to save money for gas, I always use public transit from my edge-of-suburbia house to downtown. Always get the weirdest looks when I walk onto a loaded bus with my Line Anthems..

As I was transferring buses, two girls decided to ask, "Liek, omg, where you going skiing?"

I respond with "nowhere! I'm going to get these fixed! And if I'm skiing anywhere tonight it'll probably be my backyard!"

Them:"What?! How can you ski your backyard? :D"

Me:"I piled snow into a ramp, put a rail in front and I slide it and repeat!"

Them:"You liar! Skiers can't slide rails, unless you have a snowboard!"

Me:"Watch me..."

I was late for my transfer so I ended that rediculous conversation there. The manager at Gord's whom I'm pretty familiar with got a good laugh out of it.
 
haha thats always a classic one, but dont be so mean with your first response before theyve actually proved themselves to be annoying gapers. i mean they just asked where u were goin and by the look of all ur !!!!!!!! u answered pretty mad
 
I know a complete gaper of a snowboarder. He's stuck in 2003, he thinks helmets are for women and skiing is so inferior to boarding. It was a "powder" day here (read 15cm of quebec's finest) and he asked why no one was skiing through "those powder piles" pointing to the giant ice clumps from snowmaking. After everything got tracked out (which doesn't take long around here) he was so pumped to go to the park. I let him drop first and he just goes around every single rail. When we get to the bottom he asks "wasn't that sick?"

ugh...
 
Some dougie in physics class:"so do you use gamma rays for x-rays?"
and in the same class:I'm like the incredible hulk, just not green, and better looking

and stronger.
First one is a physics gaper comment. The other was just funny at the time...
 
I wasn't mad people, haha! Downtown was loud, and I was shouting for volume reasons. Didn't think people would enterpret all those exclamation marks as anger..

My demeanor was relatively calm.
 
Gaper: "OUCH"

(As I tail tapped his helmet while he was standing on the knuckle of a 50 ft step down at mammoth 3 weeks ago)
 
Hahaha I had some kids the other day point at my Level 1 sticker and ask me what it meant... I said it's a skiing company and one of 'em goes "so... is that good?" I'm like what...? and one of them goes "Why level 1?? Why not like, level 19 or something!?"
 
My own gaper moment. On the magic carpet back up to the top of the jib park at my home mtn (there's 3 parks: one w/ jumps, one w/ jib features, and a beginner one), I feel myself slowly sliding backwards on the magic carpet. I then start to feel my tails flex out as I start to fall, and a couple little snowboarders start yelling at me, "Dude, dude, dude, dude!" I then fall down directly on the carpet, pop off my skis, and proceed to hike the rest. In my defense, the slope is way too steep for a magic carpet, but it was still pretty gaperish on my part. I laughed it off though because skiing is all about having fun, remember that kids.
 
while recomending skis for my friend i showed him afterbangs

he then states, "those are strictly for park, i wanna be able to leave the park sometimes."
 
In psych today:

Teacher: "Name one person who cannot communicate verbally, but does emotionally."

someone sitting behind me: "Ray Charles"

not even skiing related, but still a moment of incredible ignorance.

I wanted to slap dat bitch.
 
At waterville today some gaper on the lift points to some racer and says "oh I shoulda worn my wetsuit today" hahaha.
 
crossing the street in full ski outerwear + skis in my Dakine Heli Pro II pack, the funniest looks I've ever seen from motorists. If there's kids in the back the parents seem to feel it necessary to alert them.

On the bus, I'm apologizing left and right for my skis clumsily hitting the handle bars.
 
The step down above the top of South Park. Gaper in classic gaping gear: Red one piece (yes..tucked into boots) and sunglasses. String of profanity followed shortly thereafter.
 
some lady asked me if i had lights on the bottoms of my skis(i have anthems)

i just kinda mumbled about how she was stupid and then turned around
 
I was at the top of the lift at my mountain and a guy told me that the back of my skis were bent up and I should go to a store to get them checked out, I told him that they were freestyle skis, he said oh like hot dogging? To avoid being mean I skiied away then started dying with laughter
 
haha what a family of gapers, great contribution

you for wanting DC stickers

and your daddy for thinking DC is trying to scam kids $2 at a time
 
was talking about going to home mountain for the weekend friend says: how much is it to ski me: 45 bucksblack guy: how much to snowboardi looked at him and walked away pretending i didnt hear it
 
I have this years Il Moros and I had someone ask me if I had painted them like that myself. He seemed amazed when I told him that no they come like that.
 
Im from arizona....enough said....man do i have the greatest gapers to listen to on the lifts!
So my mountain built a pretty big hit with tranny on both sides....standing at the top of park and i start to drop and i hear
Gaper #1 to his friend...dude hes gonna grind that snow rail! Gaper #2 no im pretty sure u start on the far left and jump horizontal over the side of itGaper#1 oh that makes sense
 
Me standing in the lift line with friends.

Gaper Mom points to my Surface Ninelifes and tells her little kid: "those are twin tipper double tipped skis." "people use those to stop themselves from skiing out of control"
 
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