The best gaper quotes

On our school's field trip to go skiing, some kid brought a 5 dollar plastic snowboard from target...

Another gaper snowboarder said "Yeah, I hang out on the easy runs because I like to watch noobs fall." When I asked him why he wouldn't try any black diamonds.

I also know another gaper snowboarder who claimed "Yeah, last year I accidentally did a backflip 180, I forgot how to do it over the summer though." I pretended to be impressed, and asked what the coolest trick he could do now was, he said a 360 tailgrab. I said, "Cool, show me." He hooked an edge going up the jump and faceplanted. I later heard him telling his friend "I would've landed it too, its just that some idiot made a rut in the jump."

And I once saw a snowboarder with poles, he looked around 18-ish, and he held the poles upwards behind his back making an X.

Wow, what a text wall, last one: Saw a snowboarder fall off the lift, only like 10 feet or so, but I was like 2 lifts behind him, and they stopped the lift for like 15 minutes. I hated that kid.
 
Sitting in my dorm watching Sammy Carlson's tribute to CR Johnson in revolver...kid down the hall: "Woah! Can you do that?"

and...

Friend's mom: "How do you stay balanced with such short poles?"

xD

 
Some kid at our resort always wears a level 1 tall tee and he snowboards. It's no big thing until someone asked him why and if he knew it was a ski "brand". He said it was the only tall tee he could find. Haha, he's a nice kid though so no hate. But pretty funny.
 
In my defense, the kid who claimed he accidentally did a backflip is an asshole. He's always making stuff up. The kid who rides the greens to watch newbies is pretty cool though, no hate intended.
 
I showed my friend b dogs part in refresh and the first thing he said was..."Whoah! That shit is crazy! Is that you?" He doesn't ski though so i dont blame him...
 
bump needed. today i was talking to my friend who got a job at my local mountain and he was stoked on the free stuff they gave him. i told him it was "gaper-wear" and he said, "Gaper-wear? not familiar with their stuff but it is so sick its all Karbon!"
 
i told this kid in my class that i was the guy skiing for both tod wallnuts and jon brogan's parts in jiberish's 'do werk' and he believed me... people these days
 
there was this fat german kid looking at a flat box and he asked me how do to it and i didnt really know how to answer, so i just hit it and did a 270 out and he yelled "im not fucking doing that"
 
"That movie sucks." That's what my brother said when I suggested we watch Eye Trip instead of Gilligan's Island.
 
You seriously piss me off so much. In the last 4 pages, you have posted many times, all of which have either put down someone else, or just general negativity. Fuck off. Get out of this thread. If your going to contribute, do it in a way of positivity.
 
first shot in muddy winter on the s rail

kid: "can you do that?"

me: "haha, no, that's really REALLY hard."

kid: "no, it's not. have you ever been skiing? it's not as bad as you think."

me: "yeah, i ski, but that's like...never mind."

people ask me all the time why i watch ski/bike movies. it's sort of hard to explain to people who just don't get it.
 
kid at my school: so i heard ur really good at skiingme: yah kindakid: can u do backflipsme: no(sarcastically)kid: oh then you must suck i bet im better than you, walks away with a look of disgust
 
probably been said somewhere but it happens way too often:

you do rails on your skis? doesn't that ruin them?
 
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Well what should I do then (besides not posting here)? The last 4 pages have less than stellar quotes in general. I was not intending to sound negative in that last post, that guy's story was the best of recent ones that didn't questionably sound made up.
 
I was just watching Revolver in school, and this guy asks me:

Him: Why do they allways land backwards?

Me: They don't

Him: Yea, they do ... Look!

(LJ doing a dub rodeo 9)

Him: You see?

(Next up LJ stomps a switch dub 12)

Me: See what?

(He leaves)

 
this one time at Crystal mt me and my friend got on the lift with some drunk gaper herse how it went
Gaper:HEY YOU GUYS EVER GO TO MT BAKER!!!me:SometimesGaper:I FUCKING LOVE THAT PLACE THERS GUYS THAT DROP 300 FOOTERS!!!!me:cool broGaper: YEAH YOU CAN EVEN JUMP OFF THE LIFTSme:umm okGaper:OH GOD (proceeds to fall 40 feet off the lift to flat) Fuck!!!he actually got arrested because he failed to comply with ski patrol thingsthis was a true story
 
Me: I heard you went snowboarding.Gaper: Yeah on opening day.Me: I went the day after opening day it was kinda tracked out.Gaper: Oh did they groom it?
 
I don't know how many people out there have had experience dealing with the public and One Lifes. Seriously, the looks I get are almost as funny as the comments. There are just too many dumb comments out there. The following is one I got on Saturday.

Guy: WHOA! Those things are crazy!

Me: Yuh

Guy: Are you alright?

Me: Sorry, what?

Guy: Well you broke your skis, did you crash bad?

Me: They aren't broken...They were designed like that.

Guy: Oh....Why?

Me: Powder, Big Mountain, anything really, helps the float.

Guy: Yea, but why are they bent?

I usually just give them a weird look, then leave.

Or I could be heard talking to my friends about it (they all tell me about the looks and comments I get). Usually enter the gondola saying I crashed and broke my skis in four symmetrical places.
 
The best gaper moment thats ever happened to me was when I was working in a ski shop. I was setting up this guys rental bindings and you know being polite and talking to him and his family. The topic turns to me (basically Im Scottish and was working in NZ so they were like wtf are you doing here?!). So after a bit the guy, dead serious, asks me

"Do you really like skiing then?".

I honestly couldnt reply. I was in a ski shop, wearing ski related clothing (shop tshirt with ski brands on it) and he'd just learnt I'd gone from one side of the world to the other to ski.

What the fuck was he thinking the entire time?!

Most awkward gaper moment of my life....

 
Well if you can't refrain from posting positive comments in here, just dont post at all. If the last 4 pages worth of quotes weren't stellar, than there is really no need to comment. No one want to see there post get shot down if they the poster think its funny and you dont. If you MUST be negative, do it in moderation and constructivly. &yes, it was(to your most recent post).
 
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