Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

me: hey

Her: hey.

me: whats up

her: nothing really you

me: not much. just got bakc form skiing

her: how was that

her: pretty good, pretty good

me: alright i got a question for yea

her: k wat

me: if godzilla and the hulk went 1-1 in the octagon, who would win?

her: ..

im not answering stupid questions.

im getting off the computer lmao bye.

me: wait

why not?

her: because its annoying and stupid.

me: k hwat about a serious question?

her: k what

me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

her: bye kevin

me: :(

her: went offline

fail.
 
Me: got a question

Her: mmmkay

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Hahaha

Her: Oh you know, whenever floats your boat

Me: $$$$ ill rock you like the pyramids
 
gah amazing thread, but def an EpicFail(tm) for me...

Me: hey

Her: heeey

Her: dude i'm so pissed off i completely messed up the time of your party

Me: ?

Her: i thought it was sometime this week or something

Me: whatever, ill try not to take it personally

Her:how was it?

Me: um it was amazing, look at the pictures

Her: haha jealousyy

Me: you should be

Her: way to make me feel better

Me: my pleasure. can i ask you a serious question?

Her: mhhm

Me: Can i tap dat?

Me: Can i tap dat?

Me: Can i tap dat?

(my phone texted it three times...fml)

Her: dude you're only done with freshman fall you can't sketch yet
 
Me: Hey Beezy. I got a really important question to ask...

Her: no reply

^happened many times

Me: Can I tap dat?

Matt Naples: lol

Matt Naples: Yeah, anytime

Me: Hey I have a serious question to ask you

Her: Who might this be?

Me: A secret lover. Can I tap dat?

Her: no reply

Me: Hey you, whats going on?

Her: Hah not much. Who may this be?

Me: Its Chris (Not actually Chris).

Her: Chris who? I know many with such a name

Me: Chris Pags. I have a serious question for you...

Her: Okay, Shoot

Me: So, I was wondering.... Can I tap dat?

Her: Excuse me, Do you have the right number?

Me: Haha, I know i got the right number. Damn hoe, I need less questions and more answers! I need to get my nut off.

Her: no reply
 
Stranger: heyYou: HeyStranger: whats up?You: izz u A Ch1ck?Stranger: lol...well i sure as hell don't have a dickYou: C0olYou: cN i asK u srs kweschunYou: ?Stranger: what?Stranger: can you what?You: ask u serus kweschunYou: ?Stranger: sureYou: when u gona lemme tap dat?You: i gotz muh wizard robe and errthangStranger: lol, right nowYou: aight $
 
Me: Hey

Her: Heyy

Me: so how are you

Her: ok, studying for finals

Me: nice, i have a question

Her: yeah?

Me: can i tap that?

Her: thought you'd never ask.

Me: when is good for you?

Her: Saturday 2-ish

Me: sweet youll have a nice time

Her: can't wait baby

EPIC WIN
 
Me: Hey gurl, i have a serious question to ask you.Girl: Okay.Me: when can i tap dat?Girl: ummmmm hahahahaMe: that doesn't answer my question:Me: i'm a busy man..Girl: well, how about we see how it goes tomorrow night? you're going up the mountainnn right?Me: yup.
Me: score.
 
Me: So ******, when are you gonna lemme tap dat?

Her: Whenever you want... duh.

Me: Whens the best time for you?

Her: now...

Me: Lemme drive over.

But we already had a pre- situation going on...

 
i did it with a different method:

me: can i fuck you?

her: if you don't phrase in that way

me: would you like to engage in sexual intercourse at an upcoming point in time?

her: yes

me: hyphy!
 
JoshAbbey Prince asked for my number today in spanish:06:14pmNateooooOOOOoooooya gon ha sum secks?6:15pmJoshBUTTSECKS6:15pmNatelawlany urination?6:15pmJoshIN THE ANUS6:15pmNatehigh five!6:15pmJoshUP TOP6:16pmNatebut can i ask you a serious question?6:16pmJoshgo for it6:16pmNatewhen you gonna lemme tap dat?6:16pmJoshlmao
 
this is me fucking with my friend. he was very confused as you can see:
me: can i tap dat
him: what
me: can i tap dat
him: me?
me: time is of the essencecan i tap dat
him: i dont get it
me: ho tell me alreadyyes or no
him:no
me: damnwhat if i bring my robe and wizard hat?
him: what the fuck
me: can i tap dat if i bring my robe and wizard hat or not?
him: no
me: fuck you why not(no reply)me again: fine no robe, just the hat(no reply)me again: come on i need an answer
him: fuck you
me: so i can tap dat?
 
You: sooo....

Stranger: sooo....

You: when ya gonna let me tap dat?

Stranger: never

Stranger: :)

You: thats harsh you knoww

Stranger: i know

Stranger: :]

 
me : hey can i ask u a serious question?

Her : yea waht?

Me: when are you going to let me tap dat?

Her: When you shave your chest

LOL
 
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Margie Walsh

Prospect High School '12

 
me: hey gurl can i ask you a srs question?

her: yeahh

her: what is it???

me: when can i tap dat?

her: where did that come from?

me: right outta my ass

my comp froze. fml
 
my comp unfroze and i posted the convo in here. i neer started talking to her again... hmm... ill see what she says tomoro in english aha
 
Me: ElenaHer: LarsMe: I need to ask you a question...Her: WhatMe: When you gonna let me tap datHer: Soon. Very soon.

I ant tell if shes being sarcastic.....
 
Me:Got a serious question?
Girl: Um..... go aheadMe: Can I tap dat?
Girl: Are you serious?Me: The REALLIEST!
Girl: Well YEA! soon please its my time in 2 days.
Me: (ambition gone)
 
Sack up, everyone know chicks are hornier during their period, plus no raincoat required = win!

Stop being a lil bitch, its just a lil blood.
 
me: when ya gunna let me tap day?her: ya gotta buy me breakfast firstt.me: like a fancy dinner or like mac donns?her: im thinking ruby tuesdays.me: im down. its snazzy there. it will set the mood and allher: ha definetlyy.. some ribs and a salad and im all yourss :)
 
me: Can I tap dat?girl: well I'm not home right knowme: well when you get back we should hang out so i can tap dat.girl: ya that sounds like fun ;-) I'll call you when I'm home.
guess it worked.....
 
Me: Hey

Her: Hello stranger

Me: Can I ask a serious question

Her: ok

Me: Can I tap dat

Her: lmao

Me: time is of the essence

Her: lol :p

Her: How was Oz? You still there?

Me: Have you got a robe and a wizards hat or should I bring my own?

Her: uhm bring your own lol

Me: Fail

Me: yer Oz was good, i'm back home now.

Then it just kind of turned into a normal conversation really, couldn't really be bothered to talk to her after that so I just went offline.....FAIL!!!
 
Thomasoh hai10:58pmAbbiewhats new?10:58pmThomasbeing all tired and suchhbu?10:59pmAbbieah samei is very sleepyoh hey i have a very serious questoin to ask you?11:00pmThomasi have a very serious answer11:00pmAbbieokaywell i was wondering..whena re you going to let me tap that?11:01pmThomaswhen you decide what position you want it11:01pmAbbiedoggy11:01pmThomas
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This is between me and mrstskier
 
thomas:

kayla

i ahve

have*

a question

for you

7:11pmKayla:

what

is

the

question

7:11pmThomas:

when are we going to engage in sexual intercourse?

7:12pmKayla:

ooh man.. i mean whenener your down?

7:12pmThomas:

: D

7:12pmKayla:

hehehe

 
me can i tap dat?

her tap what?

metap dat!

her what? im confused

me dat AZZZZZZ

her ohhhh, well we are dating, and you tapped that 6 times the last weekend, so not for a little while ;)

me fuck u

well she is my girlfriend, but whatever
 
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