Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[k-rob]

Me: I have to ask you a very serious question.

Her: Okaaay.

Me: When you gon let me tap dat?

Her: When i turn 18

Me: Omgz how long will that be?

Her: 6 months

Me: But i could be DEAD by then

there was more but i don't feel like typing it all out.

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

Connorhey... i have a serious question for ya...10:30amkarawhats that10:32amConnorwhen you gonna let me tap dat?quickly...10:32amkararight nowon your markget setGO!10:32amConnorDEAL on my way

10:33amkarak bring hand cuffs, a first aid kit, an executioners mask, and a fire extinguisher

 

[TheStudioCC]

BUMP

 

[TheStudioCC]

i enjoy these

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

me- ayy baby when you gunna let me tap that?

her- why do you text me from the computer room? get of that skiing website and come get back into bed with me

LEGITness

 

[BootySpunk.]

(8:25:51 PM) me: hey can i ask u a question

(8:26:55 PM) her: yeah shoot

(8:27:03 PM) me: can i tap dat?

(8:27:24 PM) her: lmao day being me?

(8:27:29 PM) her: dat*

(8:27:32 PM) me: yes of course

(8:27:47 PM) her: hahah maybe, I'd have to meet ya

(8:28:22 PM) me: No like give me a yes or no answer right now

(8:28:53 PM) her: yes

(8:29:09 PM) me: sweet!

 

[theblacktaco]

gold

 

[DR.SHRED]

me when you gonna let me tap dat?

7:41pm

her shut up baby

7:41pm

me whens that

7:41pm

her Really?? I hope your jk

7:42pm

me really

her im being serious i hope you just joking

7:42pm

me so am i

7:43pm

her Sorry babe but I am not in the mood really not

7:43pm

me gee ok

her Sorry babe ugh just hodari making me mad my sister then my grandpa getting to me again ugh i dont wanna take my anger out on you but damn

7:46pm

me ok i was jw

7:47pm

her alright

7:48pm

her getting off see you 2mrw bye

tomorrow ima ask her again and shes my gf

 

[salomonskiier12]

Ben

can i ask you a serious question

22:52Clare

umm yes

haha

im kinda nvervous

whats up?

22:53Ben

can I tap dat

22:53Clare

your soo gay

hahahaaa

i was so ready

for a legit weird question

22:54Ben

haha nope

just a legit question

22:58Ben

?

22:59Clare

ben are you serious?

23:01Ben

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-would-try-to-buy-a-5-year-old-online/#comments

as serous as

that man

23:04Ben

jk. i'm going

to bed. pt tomorrow

ttyl

 

[asapCferg]

i would lol if someone did this to me

 

[ike.]

so how long till i can tap dat???

 

[chames]

Me: Yo kayla, you still awake?

Her: Ya hey hey what's up

Me: Chillin, i need to ask you a serious question. You listening?

Her: Haha yes

Me: Can i tap dat?

Her: Hahahaha

Her: Seriously

Me: I need an answer pretty soon if your gonna let me tap dat, i've got quite a few offers on my hands.

Her: I'm not that easy geesh! But i'm in fairbanks tommorow!!!

Me: Your place or mine?

Her: Anytime.

Her: Because you always have your hand with u

Me: Look, i know you have a ginger fetish so im only gonna ask you one more time...can i tap dat?

Her: No lol

Me: You know i'm just fucking with you..

Her: Really? Because i would so bone you

Me: Word, seeya tommorow baby

Her: O yeah hot fire

Success? Doubtful.

 

[WaterBottle]

has any one asked lady saga yet?

 

[ECB]

 

[asapCferg]

Hahah

 

[ike.]

you've read the thread, that's not an answer.

 

[Pinguu]

I think this thread has been the answer to finding the easiest way to get with girls. Simply move your thumbs and it seems like about a third of the people get laid.

 

[u_no_ssip_i]

Me: Yo
Her: Yo? Lol hi?
Me: I have a serious question.
Her: Yeah whats up
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: -_- I suppose
Me: -_-

Overall a success in my eyes

 

[walker.]

me: what it do baby boo?

her: hey hot stuff

me: can i tap dat azz lata?

her: haha fer sure

love my friends

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

you're a girl though...

anyways, when can i tap dat?

 

[MADDECENT]

Bump for funniest shit ever

 

[kalum.ko]

Me: Hey Ali, I got a question...
New Chick: What is it?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
New Chick: What?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
New Chick: Uhh.. never.
FAIL hahaha
Number 2
Me: Marley I have a serious question, that I need you to answer truthfully.
Her: Yeah sure what is it?
Me: Kay when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her:Anytime you want babe... Hahaha joking. So much for a SERIOUS question.
Me: Its so serious, I'm going to Whitefish just for you and your not even going to be there.
Her: Haha so I owe you something then.. How about this summer I'll drive to Fernie around July.
Me: Or Kimberley around July
Her: Hah sounds good. So wait how long you staying at wfish
Me:I dunno probs a night or something. So your saying when you come to Kimbo I can tap dat?
Her:Haha Im saying that when I come to kimbo we'll have some fun :]

Then a bunch of random talk bout shit..Then
Her:Oh by the way Kalum I actually have a question for you. Like an actual one..
Me:What it be?
When u gunna let me tap datttt? Cuz I like to party and bullshit 24/7
Me: U naked yet?
Her: Lol

 

[AustinR_25]

lear Chat History7:23pmAustinhey7:27pmEmmahellooo7:29pmEmmaWhat have you been up toooo?????/7:31pmAustinnot to muchcan i ask you a serious question?7:31pmEmmasuree always can!7:32pmAustincan i tap dat?7:33pmEmmatap what?!?! is this a JOKEEEEE hahah7:33pmAustinno, can i tap dat7:33pmEmmasure you tap what ever you want....7:33pmAustin

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

Fail. I clicked her name and she looks to be fat.

 

[leahey]

Why ask?

 

[AustinR_25]

hahahahahaha, yup. she's tight as hell but already have a gf. just knew she would respond something strange. ha

 

[wisconsinsteeze]

alright so i figured it would be a wise choice to add to this thread so...
Me: Hey... i have a serious question...
Her: Go for it.
Me: Can I tap dat?
her: Haha for sure
me: when?
Her: Whenever you want and i'm in town.
Me: sounds good to me!
her: Good

 

[Nathn]

Nate: Can I ask you something very important?Jenna: Go forr it .Nate:I need you to answer totally honest.Jenna: I will !Nate: When are you gonna let me tap dat?Jenna: Now .Nate: Kay be there in a sec.Jenna: Waaaiting .

A week later

Nate: I need to ask you a super serious question, and I expect a very serious and mature answer.Jenna: Ask ask ask ! ... ill be mature.Nate: Very really super seriously serious.Jenna: Okay ! so ask !Nate: SrslyJenna: Serious !Nate: When are you gonna let me tap dat?Jenna: Hahahahahah seriously.Nate: SrslyJenna: I thought it was gonna be serious like superly serious. HahaNate: I am very serious.Jenna: Ummmm ? LolNate: I am so serious right now you wouldn't even believe it.Jenna: Oh..... hmmNate: Hmm what?Jenna: Idk ! LolNate: I NEED AN ANSWER NOW! SRSLY!Jenna: With that attitude ... never !Nate: Sweetie pie, when would you feel comfortable making sweet love?Jenna: Neeevvveeerrrrr Nate: Well sugar plum, I highly respect that.Jenna: Thanks looove !Nate: No problem cookie bear!Jenna: Yay Nate: But for real.Jenna: Fuck you ! Nate: But you said never?Jenna: Oh yeah...

 

[i.ski.troll.]

god dammit kendelle! im assuming were thinking of the same kendelle.

 

[gus555]

fuck i cant hit the return button cuz im on ins but here goes...me: hey whats up? ....... her:nothing much chillin, you? ........ me: same, can i ask you a serious question?....her: ya go for it....me: when are you gonna let me tap dap?!?...her: right now!!!....her: NOT ....me : bye

 

[Kangbang]

this thread is so good!

 

[jahheathraw]

me: hey cutieher: heyyme: i gotta serious questionher: go ahead and askme: when you gonna let me tap dat?her: hahahahhahahahame: is that yes or no?her: i have a boyfriendme: just cause theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant scoreher: and just because you shoot doesnt mean youll hit the goalme: you got me there... but really can i tap dat?her: im not home ill be home in half an hour thoughhme: so i can tap dather: i did say id be home in half an hour
FTW

 

[rigzz]

Serious win right there.
I would like to add at the moment but no girls on FB live, and my cellphone is dead..

 

[J.Quest]

haha wish i could add but im curious to see if any action actually wnet down from some of this funny shit

 

[omIV]

worthwhile bump, i was thinking about this thread the other day. +k

 

[gus555]

i think im gonna try this again lol

 

[2_fadez]

oooooh the ghood times.....

 

[omIV]

I'd say it went pretty well, on the whole.

Me: hey

Her: hii

i was actually about to get in the shower

brbzerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ill be back in 20

Me: okok

but when you get back

i have a serious question

so be ready for a serious answer

Her: ugh okay ask me now

Me: no its fine

Her: no i need u to ask me now

haha

i cant go on

honestly

Me: okay. so remember you have to be serious

Her: oaky

Me: can i tap dat?

Her: LOL

Me: time is of the essence

Her: you didnt say that very seriously

hahaha

Me: i need you to answer me

Her: haha i dunno i never see u

Me: ugh w/e

take yo shower

Her: hahha

wait youve had sex right?

Me: why is that important?

 

[gus555]

hahaha heres another one i just did me: hey her: hiii me: whats up? her:nothin much! you? me: watchinf tv, can i ask you a serious question? her: sure thing me: when you gonna let me tap dat? her: what? lol me: this is serious, when are you gonna let me tap dat her: what do you mean? me: i mean...tap dat! her: i have no idea what your talking about. me: bye. shes from alabama..dumb inbreed.

 

[introvert]

me: I have a very serious questionher: what is itme: When can I tap dat?her: ahahahhahhahah.soon.Me: Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm free.Her: ahahahah ursocute.

Succsess thank you NS!!!

 

[wolf.]

I won twice!
[8/8/10 9:01:39 PM] k-rob: haha thanks, so how many cookies did you make?[8/8/10 9:03:30 PM] Abbie Luman: like MILLIONS[8/8/10 9:03:39 PM] Abbie Luman: hey i have a really serious question for you[8/8/10 9:03:43 PM] Abbie Luman: like really serious[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] k-rob: okay[8/8/10 9:04:56 PM] Abbie Luman: when you gonna let me TAP DAT AZZZZ?![8/8/10 9:05:18 PM] k-rob: hahaha anytime you want haha
[8/8/10 9:04:04 PM] Abbie Luman: hey[8/8/10 9:04:15 PM] Abbie Luman: i have a really serious question for you[8/8/10 9:04:16 PM] Abbie Luman: like really[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: hi[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: ok[8/8/10 9:04:28 PM] Abbie Luman: when you gonna let me TAP DAT AZZZZZZZZZZ[8/8/10 9:04:29 PM] Abbie Luman: ?!?!?![8/8/10 9:04:50 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: when ever you want[8/8/10 9:05:07 PM] Abbie Luman: oooooo golly!

 

[Schlop]

Ok so I met these girls from out of town in Mcdonalds one night after a beach party, grabbin some midnight munchies.

I start talking to them and grab one of their numbers.

Text conversation-

Me: wanna meet up and hook up tonight?

Her: Yea be at my hotel at 9

Me: k

 

[the_moderaper]

Mehay11:12pmKearstanayyye11:12pmMei have a rather serious question for you11:12pmKearstanshooot11:12pmMewhen you gonna let me tap dat?11:12pmKearstanlmao, right now11:12pmMeoooooooooshhheeeeeeeeit

 

[Schlop]

sarcasm is worse than just no.

 

[the_moderaper]

she told me shees down for sex last night on the phone

 

[introvert]

23:17] nubb1337: Can I tap dat[23:17] wolf: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE[23:17] nubb1337: LOL[23:17] nubb1337: That doesn't asnwer my question[23:17] nubb1337: hahahah

 

[wolf.]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.... AGAIN

 

[introvert]

No you didn't...

 

[TROLLED.HARD]

LOL this thread is gold. but it does require pics so we can declare if there is a solid.

 

[jahheathraw]

this was a few weeks ago but i just havent been on the comp sinceand yesss it happened alll right