Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[fsscott]

if thats what yer into

 

[Balto]

me:hey can i ask you a question?

her:sure

me:when you gonna let me tap that?

her:ummmm

me:women i dont have time for this give me an answer!

her:what exactly do you mean?

me:when you gonna let me hit it like a 747 bitch!

her:how about when you get a car

mek can i get that in writing?

her:sure thing

 

[GayWolf420]

i dont have any friends. my only friend is skiing

 

[joly.sp]

me -hey

kiara - heyy whats up

me - need to ask you somethin

k - shoot

me - can i tap dat?

k- haha me?

me - yea

k - uhmm haha when?

me - soon

k - maybee

k - yes

score 1

 

[dodgeridge*rider]

me: so you gonna let me tap dat

her: tap what

me: dat..

her: who daatt ahhaha

me: you are dat

her: ohhh All day Logan

me: ok looking forward to it

her: hahahahhaha

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

the f?

 

[geezy_steezer]

me: hey kayla: hello thereme: can i ask you a serious question?kayla: sure what is it?me: when you gonna let me tap dat?kayla: come over tomorrow after schoolme: niceme :do you have a wizard hat or should i bring my own?kayla: huh?me: nothinkayla:ha ok ill see you tomorrow then

me: hey babemckenna: hey cutie me: can i ask you a serious question?mckenna: yep yepme: when you gonna let me tap dat?mckenna: hm well what are you doin after school tomorrow? me: homework for about an hour but then i can come over. do you know a girl named kayla r****?mckenna: nope i dont think some: ok good see you tomorrow
double win

 

[Chompo.]

me: hey wats upher: nm how about ume: can i ask you a serious questionher: sureeme: can i tap dather: sure just call me

 

[Chompo.]

me: hey wats upher: nm how about ume: can i ask you a serious questionher: sureeme: can i tap dather: sure just call me

 

[*Get_ill*]

haha this didnt go over so well

.......

Meretty good can i ask you a serious question?

Sarah: yepp

Me: Can i tap dat?

Sarah: hahahahahhahaha ily

Me:that didnt answer my question

Sarah: uhmm yeah it did

Me: So was that a yes?

Sarah:wtf

Me:i need an answer like now

Sarah: why

Me; damnit just answer the question ho im a busy man

sarah: im not a hoe your creepin me out

Me:hoe

no rply since lol

 

[Pinguu]

I'm posting this for mythreads so i remember to post later

 

[EvanA02]

Me: hey whats upher: hey how are you?Me: Im good. so can i ask you a question?her: ask awayMe: so when you going to let me tap dat?her: Wow that was kinda random and really straight forward andMe: Soooo? lolHer: what like a one night stand Me: um sure lets go with thather: Im not really sure what to say to that. But ya know im not just a piece of ass me: oh ok thanks bye

 

[EvanA02]

jk turned from fail, into convo, into score! haha

 

[3ski6guy0]

i gotta find some random chick to do this on later

 

[SushiMan]

well shit i knew this would not go well

Shiro

yo

11:00pm gianna

sup

11:01pmShiro

can i ask a question

11:02pm gianna

am i going to get mad at your question?

11:03pmShiro

no

11:03pm gianna

alright then what

11:05pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap that

11:05pm gianna

funny. never.

11:07pmShiro

k thanks

Shiro

eyyy hayley

10:58pmHayley

heyy wahts up

10:58pmShiro

nothing really girl just kickin ut

it and procrastinating

can i ask u a question?

11:00pmHayley

hahh way to be

and yeah whats up mr shiro

11:00pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap dat

11:03pmHayley

never hahahah

11:03pmShiro

fuck

hoe

11:04pmHayley

hahaha

actually that makes me not a ho

11:05pmShiro

hayley why dont u just let me tap dat

11:06pmHayley

hahah cauuse im not a whore!

can i ask u a questions

11:01pmHeather

yeah sure

11:02pmShiro

when the fuck are u gonna let me tap dat heather

11:02pmHeather

tap what?

11:02pmShiro

tap dat

11:05pmHeather

uhmmmmmm

haha

11:06pmShiro

haha what heather?

11:07pmHeather

your so weird

11:07pmShiro

just answer my question i dont got time for this

11:09pmHeather

there was no serious question

Shiro

Emily!!!!!

11:19pmEmily

what up beezy?

11:19pmShiro

nothing!

can i ask u a serious question

11:19pmEmily

yess!

11:21pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap dat

11:21pmemily

shut the fuck up. hahahahahah

11:21pmShiro

emily

when am i gonna get to tap dat for reallz

11:22pmemily

dude. you're not serious.

11:22pmShiro

yes i am

11:23pmEmily

well considering im kinda dating someone.. not soon.

welll there it is... no luck

 

[Zeccola]

shut down multiple times, haha, I LOLED

 

[Sewardo]

lmao yesss

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

bahahahaha

 

[james44]

maybe il do it on fb

 

[JZA]

BUMPIDY BUMP

 

[COrider]

Yo dawg i heard your name is Shiro, so is my dogs. fresh bro

 

[B4NE1]

If this is real Im so JEALOUS

 

[JZA]

oh ya thats def real

 

[0ptions]

It is 100% real.

...completely and undeniably legitimate.

 

[Mavrck]

hahaha I think aimee has gotten asked to tap dat more than anyone else on the site hahaha

 

[B4NE1]

me: sup

her: NM you?

me: I was just wondering if i could ask you a question?

her: no you can not tap this.

me: OMG! WTF howd you know?

her: I have been asked the same question 2 times today

me: damn =(

her: I'll let you in on a little secret...Anything is possible with a little tequila first

me: I'll remember that haha

 

[Joshua.]

so you asked a guy?

 

[omnomnom]

gota fuckin bump this thread. been too long. i need some good lulz.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Just texted my girlfriend. She'll probably see this thread. Haha that was a much needed break from my paper/studying.

Me: Almost on page four!

Her: Nice!

Me: Yeeeaah

Me: Hey... can I ask you something though?

Her: Yeah sure

Me: It's kind of been bothering me lately..

Her: Did I do something..?

Me: Can I tap that ass?

Her: You are on your own now buddy.

Me: I love you baby

Her: Mmmhm.

 

[DR.SHRED]

so i just met this girl today

me hey

her hey

me can i ask you a serious question

her ya wat

me when you gonna let me tap dat

her whenever but you have a gf

me ya ik so what

her wow.

and now im going to hang out with her tomarrow

 

[D-Ross]

Did anything become of this!?

 

[superpoluha]

aahhh pbnation, good times

 

[vincepru]

proof. women do not want asians.

 

[shibby]

DirtDogayooo12:55amJulieheyy,12:55amDirtDogwhat's up?12:55amJulienothiing muuuch you?12:55amDirtDogim bored as fuhhhyou?12:56amJuliemeeeeeee too!12:56amDirtDogshiiitcan i ax you a serious question?12:56amJulieyea sure12:56amDirtDogcan i tap dat?12:57amJulieare you drunk? lol12:57amDirtDoghahahahagood answer12:58amJulieahah what !12:59amDirtDogbut really...?12:59amJuliereally hat? can you tap me?whta*what**1:00amDirtDogyeah like tap1:01amJulielolol why me?

 

[zuzanna]

ahahahahahahah oh my god this is by far my favourite. good job on that one

 

[scratchproteen]

haha good thread had to try it.

Me: What up?

Her: Not much youuu

Me:Oh not much just chillin

Her:Sweet guess what I'm watching!!

Me:What are you watching?

Her:Transformers two

Me: Right on! By yourself?

Her: lol ya..

Me:Ha werd, so hey can I ask you a question?

Her:Ya go for it

Me: Can I tap dat?

Her: Um. Duhh!

Me: Ha sounds good!

 

[Ski303]

Me: Hey can i tap that?

Miranda: Sure!

 

[Elife]

I just asked my buddy's sister... this could backfire horribly, stay tuned

 

[207]

Me: hey, can I ask you a serious question?

Her: Yeah, go ahead

Me: can I tap dat?

Her: haha yer an idiot.

 

[ECfreeski3]

fuck yeah

 

[transcendeavor]

2:47 Cody
hey ally
2:47pm Ally
hiii
2:47pm Cody
i gotta question for ya
2:48pm Ally
go aheaaaad
2:49pm Cody
so when you gonna let me tap dat?
2:51pm Ally
RIGHT NOW
LETS GO
2:51pm Cody
sick

 

[Elife]

apparently, I need to know sluttier women

 

[transcendeavor]

SMScody: hey lauren
lauren: Hello, Cody.
cody: I have a serious question
lauren: Okay, hit me?
cody: So when you gonna let me tap dat?
lauren: Tap what?? He
cody: Cmon girl time is of the essence
lauren: Are you drunk??
cody: Nah girl Im studyinI need an answer, like now...?
FBOOK3:08pmLaurenO MY GODYOU ARE STALKING ME!3:11pmCodyanswer the question!3:16pmLaurenWHAT QUESTIONIF YOU CAN HIT WHAT?3:16pmCodyWHEN YOU GONNA LET ME tap dat?3:25pmLaurenanytie you want babay3:26pmCodyhow bout right now?3:28pmLauren is offline.

 

[Relish_man]

feck all my friends are french. anybody have an accurate translation of ''tap dat'' in french?

 

[transcendeavor]

Chey a4:10pm Ahey c4:11pm Chows it hangin4:11pm Ahotits fucking hot in australia, and i have to go outside now4:11pm Cright now?i gotta question for ya4:13pm Ayeah, i'm heading into labwhat is it?4:16pm Cso when you gonna let me tap dat?4:17pm Alol whenever you want baby4:17pm Cniceok go to labi need to study4:18pm Alol alrightlater xxxxxxxxxx

 

[jamodeo]

didnt work out to well but its good cause she lil wierdJameshey7:44pmSteviehi jamie!!7:44pmJameswhats up7:45pmStevieoh not too much, you?7:45pmJamesnm. soo when you gunna let me tap that7:47pmStevie is offline.

 

[cjdubya17]

girl named stevie?? there's your problem

 

[-Dan]

Me: Yo

Her: Yes?

Me: When can i tap dat

Her: tomorrow after my test. im studying like crazy now

victory.

I plan on reporting back with more.

 

[jamodeo]

hahaha yeah new one i didnt even have to askJameshey baby what up7:52pmDevinhey baby. what are you doingg : )7:53pmJamesahh just gillen at home7:53pmDevinsoo you coming over tonightt er?7:53pmJameswell yeah liek 2 3 minutes ill be there7:53pmDevinhaha alright : )

 

[YooperSteeze]

I just did, and she freaked out.