Taboo Things in Skiing

13858729:BASEDJAH said:
can you define this please
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someone who actually has the balls to hit a rail. It doesn’t matter how good they are, as long as they hit the rail, they can have never hit a rail but sent it anyways, and fallen as soon as their skis hit the metal, but like it’s for getting onto a rail, not jumping off of or just not jumping off and ruining the lip.
 
13858735:pizzaman69 said:
someone who actually has the balls to hit a rail. It doesn’t matter how good they are, as long as they hit the rail, they can have never hit a rail but sent it anyways, and fallen as soon as their skis hit the metal, but like it’s for getting onto a rail, not jumping off of or just not jumping off and ruining the lip.
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can we make this gatekeeping attitude taboo please?
 
At my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos
 
13858838:iced said:
At my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos
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that one post a few years back where someones' meal at a ski resort is to stir up the free soup crackers with ketchup/mustard/relish in a cup as "soup". After reading that, I now realize I've been eating wrong my whole life.
 
13858838:iced said:
At my hill, its eating a single poutine for lunch (1 person). They are pretty gravyed up and usually lead to throwing up on the lift/after a bail

anyone else have ski food taboos
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McDonald's always sounds like a good idea, but everyone knows it never is. But it's a mistake I've made more times than I'd like to admit.
 
13861443:jlens05 said:
McDonald's always sounds like a good idea, but everyone knows it never is. But it's a mistake I've made more times than I'd like to admit.
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At a hill near Milwaukee I go to there's a Mickey d's within walking distance. I always go there starving and forget how quick it fills you up so I get too much. I end up sitting at the top of the park feeling greasy and sluggish. Some chalet food is even more artery clogging though and but costs an arm and a dick.
 
13880904:J_Steez said:
Baggy jacket with skinny ass pants, yikes
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is a skiing in a tight ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2018 at 5:23:14pm
 
13880908:saskyskier71 said:
is a skiing ass jacket and baggy ass pants acceptable? asking for a friend..
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to be safe i'd say no though, proper proportions/ratios are the key to life
 
13586047:ScottyBuggati said:
- Telling someone to put out a blunt in the gondola

- Those rubber mohawk things

- Spread eagles

- STEALING GEAR FROM THE LODGE (Kids i know stole like 5 snowboards that belong to other riders, they got caught like 2 days later bus they put them on eBay)

- Vapes on the lift line
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Kind of late but you’re mad when someone vapes in the line but don’t give a shit about the blunt in the gondola?

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And spreads are dope
 
Bitching about the conditions. I know the snow sucks and its windy but just ski, its what we came here for. I dont want to hear you whine.
 
topic:Kretzschmar said:
As Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."

What else are taboo things in skiing?
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opened this thread and immediately had to go watch wine on skiing
 
13956972:skiguy04 said:
Ski racers trying to be new wave
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That's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!
 
13956978:theabortionator said:
That's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!
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I'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.
 
13957017:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
I'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.
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FACT: Soccer moms on chairlifts give the BEST concussions #6FootPlusCrew
 
13957017:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
I'll race you in my big baggy onesie and still beat you handily

As for taboo: It's gotta be not telling soccer mom's they should ask before putting the bar down. Think about it, if we all told them not to put the bar down before saying something. They'd do it and us tall people wouldn't have to deal with the thunk on our heads every 3rd-4th run.
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People who slam the bar down the second their ass touches the seat suck... But if you aren't 12 you should be used to people cranking the bar down and avoid. This isn't 1990, these things aren't new.

Expect the bar, avoid the bar, deal with the bar. It's not that difficult.
 
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