Taboo Things in Skiing

13957089:theabortionator said:
People who slam the bar down the second their ass touches the seat suck... But if you aren't 12 you should be used to people cranking the bar down and avoid. This isn't 1990, these things aren't new.

Expect the bar, avoid the bar, deal with the bar. It's not that difficult.
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You must be short
 
If your skiing with moms and they banging your head your gonna have a bad time unless it’s not the bar we’re talking about or maybe we are talking about the bar ?
 
13960446:skiguy04 said:
If your skiing with moms and they banging your head your gonna have a bad time unless it’s not the bar we’re talking about or maybe we are talking about the bar ?
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Omg lolol! Like the secks and bonerz instead of the lift
 
Yo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.
 
13960837:ObjectMocked said:
Yo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.
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The only enjoyment I've ever got from a ruroc helmet was the starwars spoof in the last TC episode. They're so dumb
 
13960837:ObjectMocked said:
Yo, anyone else think that Ruroc helmets (the full face storm trooper bull shit) are unnecessary and unstylish? Every time I see one it’s either on a tourist holding an epic pass, or a pro on instagram who sold out. They’re low key ugly so plz don’t wear one, you’re not Seth Morrison.
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yes! they're absolute trash, you end up looking like a douche on a honda 250 (nothing against dirt bikers), i dont see the practicality or the style, just makes peoples heads look fat
 
1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt

that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)

3. skiboot grabs

4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am
 
13961230:trifonitchev said:
1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt

that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)

3. skiboot grabs

4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am
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Bro its 2018, every spin is now a cork, even flat ground reverts are considered cork 1's now get with the new wave bro
 
13961230:trifonitchev said:
1.Calling a Tail grab (anything in the back which is not capped) a Blunt

that really tilts me , unless you cap the f out of your ski it ain't a blunt grab.

2.Calling Cork and just tilting your head , boy you gotta get of axis - like really - to call it a cork (smh referees in slvsh)

3. skiboot grabs

4. reverts in a line

**This post was edited on Nov 15th 2018 at 9:11:39am
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Or calling straight 7 and they do a cork sev
 
13962731:crisscross said:
bro cork is good. if they cork a 7 then thats lit asf who doesnt like corks
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I’m not saying it’s not but if they are going to get rowdy and get corked just call a cork sev not a normal sev
 
Aye lets talk about how fucking expensive daymakers are. Tf is that? It’s a god damn hinge you’re selling for $300 fucking dollhairz fucc me.
 
13956972:skiguy04 said:
Ski racers trying to be new wave
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this is funny because all the racers I know that try park immediately go for new wave style and pretty much are the perfect stereotype of it
 
13962757:a_burger said:
this is funny because all the racers I know that try park immediately go for new wave style and pretty much are the perfect stereotype of it
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Racers tail tapping while side hitting knuckles is lol
 
13956978:theabortionator said:
That's going to be the 2020/21 steeze. You heard it here first. Neon one pieces are dead, XXXL is dead, hesh is dead, track pants can go in the dumpster, it's all about those speedsuits. (Is that what they're called?)

I'm gonna get one with race cars and speed past everyone in the park. Snake or be snaked bitches!
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Unfortunately you couldn't have been more wrong ?

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