Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

my friend didnt know how to pronounce 'rendezvous'

i had another friend tell me that fish wasn't meat... then he proceeded to argue with me about it.

also in goverment last year, this girl didnt know what war was fought between the british and the colonists so the colonists could have their freedom. she was even given the hint that george washington was a part of the whole thing. i think she may have said the civil war...
 
same thing me and my cuz and his friend were on the lift at north* the one that passes the lift rendezvous and he said it weird it was funny
 
I was walking down the hall in my school with my shiny new iPod Touch, About 2 weeks after it came out and someone said to me "Wow, you got a Phone-i!"
 
my jaw litterally dropped when i heard this girl in my foods class ask this question , we were talking about vegetarian dishes .....

" IS BACON VEGETARIAN ? ! "
 
stupid girl: is Africa a country or a continent?

me: its neither.

stupid girl: what is it then?

me: Are you serious? its in brazil...

stupid girl: oh, ok.
 
hhahaha aight i got a few..

my buddy- guacamole (sp) is made from guacamoles

me- nah due it is deffeniatly from avacados

my buddy- no dude i am pretty positive

he was completely serious

in history class-

teacher- pope john-paul II was lucky to get out of poland alive when the nazi's invaded

idiot kid- wait the pope is jewish???

teacher- physically throws his pen in the air and against the board...
 
When I used to go to religious school, I was in a religion class and we were learning about moses taking the jews into exile, and one girl was like "Wait...so where is this exile place?"
 
this is crazy shit... my gf did the exact same thing except like an hour into it

when i saw the thread i was going to post the same thing
 
I was trying to explain to my girlfriend who the actor was in V for Vendetta and I couldn't remember that it was hugo weaving.

Me: You know, the elf from Lord of the Rings? Elrond? Or how about the main agent in the Matrix, you've seen the Matrix right?

Her: You mean the one with Tom Cruise?

I just burst out laughing at her...
 
"macs are better than PC's, haven't you seen the commercials?" people say this to me all the time...

"Jimi Hendrix died from overdosing on weed." -kid who is always bullshitting, almost everything he says is pure bullshit.

"i can't hit the six-foot today because the sun is in my eyes" -whenever you're dropping into this six-foot, the sun is at your back. this kid always makes excuses not to do things that i can do.

 
when i was in the 9th grade my friend moved here from South Africa and we wer ein science class and the girl infront of us was all curious. the questions were:

'what did you wear for clothes?"

'did you plug your computers into the sand?"

'why are you white?'

 
This one dumb chick in my class:

In a discussion about some Vietnam vet:

"Wait, is he in our grade?"

Someone tells her the blonde in the M&M factory joke (blonde gets fired from factory because she kept throwing out all the Ws).

"Why would there be Ws on M&Ms?"

 
senario quick:

Girl driving 55 in a 30 and gets pulled over by that lurking po-9

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Girl: I dont know, I wasnt paying attention.

 
I once had a stoner snowboarder working for me in the park, (shaping, designing, etc) and I had him scheduled for a comp at 5am. He showed up at like 10am, the comp was basically over and I called him on being late and I quote "how can I be responsible for meself". I was in total disbelief and did not know what to say so I simply walked away and he never boarded again that year.
 
me and this other kid get onto an elevator after smoking during lunch break of our 6 hour defensive driving course... he asks if we want to go to L, and i replied no we want B for basement, and that L was for lobby.... then he asks why there was a button for lobby if thats what floor we were on....

or this one bitch in high school told me interrupted my conversation to kindly inform me that i couldnt drive to alaska becuase it is an island ( becuase it is on an inlet in the map)....
 
Here is a few from my facebook

While playing Taboo

Stuart: "Blank-bob, its a cartoon."

Sammie: "Ahhhhhh, construction bob!!!"

"I can't see my eyes!!"

Jason

"I've got freezerhead!"

Jeff Engemoen trying to say he has brainfreeze

"Do you smell that? It smells like ants."

Waqas Nawaz
 
while in health class after we heard there is no cure for aids....

"Ummm, this may sound dumb but....Couldn't we just kill all the people with aids?...mean wouldn't that solve the problem?

 
hands down. we were in english class, reading a passage about a native american kid living on a reservation who was sleeping on his couch. after the entire story is over and we're analyzing it, this dumb bitch asks

"wait... so how did they like fit the couch into their teepee?!? that must take up like the entire space cause, like, i've been in a teepee before and it's like not very big at all."

 
"i hate powder" -gaper kid on my school ski trip

from spongebob:

spongebob:what are you mad about?

patrick:i cant see my forehead! hahahahaaha
 
not really something someone said but something someone did. stupid girl in one of my classes was supposed to do a project on euthanasia (the right to die like if you have a terminal illness) and came in with an entire project on youth in asia. like asian children. my teacher almost pissed his pants he was laughing so hard, as did i haha
 
i was at a hotel near hood in a town called hood river thats on the columbia river. my step sister looks out of the window at the river and says "is that the ocean?"and she was serious about it to.
 
a guy on the radio today pronounced nashville "narcsville"

and it's not really dumb, because she didn't know, but anmy exchange student friend from lebanon asked her english teacher what an orgy was in class-and had it explained to her in front of the whole class. this girl also thought that douchebag and silly goose meant the same thing, so she called everyone douchebags for like a month before my other friend told her what it really meant.

she also gave all these cultural presentations to the junior high and they asked her the dumbest questions like, "do you have tv there?" and "are there land animals?" crazy little kid questions.

this weekend at a soccer tourney my friend sawed open a peach pit and there was a smaller pit inside, that she thought looked like an almond. she asked her mom if almonds were from the inside of peaches because it smelled like one too, and she tried to eat it. didn't taste so good, apparently.

 
im throwing the never happened card up there because theres a joke

"Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.""

but tonight this girl from like fuckin Virginia or something was half retarded and we were trying to change the channel on the tv but there was like 400 clickers so it went like this

friend: "yo how do you change the channel"

house owner: "just flip channel up its not that hard"

friend: "yeah but theres like 400 clickers here for all i know i press this button and the light turns on in the bathroom"

virginian: "NO WAY you have a clicker for the bathroom, thats so sweet"

friend: "yeah its nuts isnt it that she has a clicker for the bathroom"

virginian: "yeah no kidding i think i heard about them doing that in japan or something"

 
thats actually what lifeguards do to help them hold their breath longer underwater... soooo they were kinda right
 
i forgot to say this one from before. a girl who was in my science class in 8th grade asked our teacher "why don't you fall up when you jump out of an airplane?" my teacher tried so hard not to laugh and she tried to answer the question w/ a straight face. it was great
 
While Talking to a friend who just landed in San Francisco

Me- So hows the gay capital of America
Her- The capital of America is Albany
Me- The GAY capital as in most gay people and the capital of America is Washington D.C.
Her- Oooooh! hahaha
 
My friend was talking about her dad and he is 43 rite now and he was put up for adoption because his parents were only 18 when they had him and hahaha she said "His real parents are probably on like 30 rite now" hahahahahahaha funny shit i thought
 
theres an over head of south america on the board.

teacher: ok we are going to move from africa and start to study south america

girl to me: isnt that a map of africa?
 
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