Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

My buddy called me and asked if I had seen his cell phone around. However... Little did he know, he had it in his hand talking to me.
 
Im starting to get really pissed off with all you little fucks going back and forth about vaps. vaps simply heat the material, supposed to be tobacco, but in this case marijuana. what it does is it is boils what ever the active compounds. so it boils the thc that is in the weed to form a vapor of it no smoke it doesnt get hot enough to light the bud on fire. also thc is not an oil and there is no water in it. its soluble in most organic oils and also in water. so vaps are considered more safe for your lungs then smoking and there are non of the harmful effects of breathing in smoke either.
 
My mom answered her phone:

Mom: "Tingly Toes by Martha, Martha speaking..."

Woman: "Hello, is this Martha?"

Mom: "(rolls her eyes) yes it is..."

I suggested she should have answered, "No this is Hobo Joe, I found this phone next to the wall I was shitting on.."
 
this 4th of july weekend.

at the fireworks. i ask my friend who we gained our independence from.

she replied FRANCE.

dumb bitch
 
"I can stomp kickflips, but I'm working on my ollie." - Some fifth grade "sk8uhr pUnK" trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Keep trying kid.

 
"So...are you like in the Military?" Some chick asked me when I was wearing my uniform. I was so taken back I didn't really know how to respond lol

 
today at work while one of the guys i work with was talking to a deaf guy

deaf guy: "im deaf" (he could kind of read lips)

coworker: "oh okay"

deaf guy: "where can i find ____?"

coworker: "oh he moved, would you like his phone number so you can call him?"

me: *facepalm*
 
that's not an entirely stupid question. i didn't think there would be snow in africa until i googled.
what's worse though, i have to admit, i asked someone if there were raccoons in australia, which i knew the answer was no as i was asking it. hahaha.
 
well not to me but pretty stupid...

Teacher: and where did the Pilgrims first land?

Girl: uhh.... "ply" Mouth.

Teacher: "Ply" Mouth?????

Girl: yes, the mouth of the ply.

Same girl, different class.

Girl: so how do they get french toast to look like bread?
 
Both of my nans have said to me: "Now don't go and hurt yourself going off those bumps" I guess they mean the kickers at the local dry slope...
 
"Everyone knows the Romans came from Romania!"Girl in a science class. Also convinced her that Antarctica was really called Southarctica and what everyone called Antarctica was infact next to Ecuador.
I shit you not.
 
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