cop: "license and registration"
cop: "so what are you doing out driving at this hour"
me: "officer, I'm not sure that's your business"
cop: "whoa, no need to get upset, i'm just curious since it's 4am"
me: "well, we're right off the interstate, where people are always driving, so I could be traveling, or, you know, I could be commuting to work since people sometimes work at 4am, or I could be driving to campus since it's finals week and the library is open till 4am, or I could be...
cop: "okay okay okay.."
me: "so are any of those reasons to pull me over right now? because you still have yet to give me an adequate reason"
cop: "i'll be right back"
*goes to his car and checks my shit. comes back and returns my license/reg*
cop: "okay. have a nice day"
....fucking weirdo.