Street Cred

I was going to a party, and 2 of my friends pull up in a car and tell me to get in. We were 16, driving age is 18.

We drove to a party, got drunk.

THEN, we get back out to the car with 4 other friends, jamming 4 in the backseat. I got put in the trunk. I was in there for 30 minutes, then my friend crashed the car, which he had stolen from his mom! I pulled some random wires inside the trunk to pop it open and walked home!
 
(Cred)

-I hooked up with a black chick

-Ruby Hill, which i happen to ski at alot, is in the ghetto

-I live in the ghetto (sorta)

-There is at least 10 black people in my phonebook

-I wear baller clothers

-I have had my share of run ins wit the 4-0

(Non Cred)

-I ski

-Im not poor

- I go to a rich school

-I dont play bball

So its pretty even.
 
I'm the least street of any NS member, for example

I speak japanese -14,000

I like sushi -15,000

I buy organic food -200,000

I enjoy punk, hardcore, and metal music -1,000,000

I am a hipster -2,408

I have stolen a bike and I listen to rap constantly but these would only add a few points.
 
a black man complimented my outfit + 5

two years ago some mexican gangsters in my tech class asked me to assist them in a gang fight +10

then i went to college - 50
 
I have dirty blonde hair-100I went to a private high school -100I'm in college -25 in Boulder, CO -500I put up the windows and turn down the music when i drive by black people while listening to rap -100I don't have a ridiculous plan to get rich and famous -100I like mayo on my sandwiches -50I ski -10000
Yep I'm definitely white...
 
I have had purple drank +9999

Not enough to fuck me up -10000

My school is 97% white -3000

I have bought weed from a black guy +12

I should have a felony but something happened and I still haven't gotten my court date for over a year +99999

I was pulled over with a half o on me (literally on me) and got away clean +200

Errrmmmmm.....I dono where that puts me

 
I got kicked out of highschool +20I graduated from a different highschool -15I got rims and a bumpin system in my car +15I own scarface on dvd +5I've read both Can't Stop Won't Stop and Hip-Hop Revolution -10 for reading but +12 about knowing hip-hopI've driven through Camden, NJ at sundown +25I own several guns +15, legally -12I once looked at a VIBE magazine +3There was once a drive-by shooting within a mile from my house +30Totals: +88 Street Cred
 
well were does my list begin

Ilive in the ATL, i sell weed, i wear jerseys, i drive an infiniti, i love shoes, i listen to Wu-Tang, and classic rap
 
and just jacked a dude cause he owed me and my associates 12 dimes. dont place bets you cant pay word of advice for the day.
 
I've had Grape Drink, Fried Chicken, and watermelon in the same meal +5Last week I had to hop a fence and run through some random backyard after the police came +15Later me and my homies went back to try and steal a keg from the house + 5totals 88+25= 113Damn man, I'm so hood
 
technically you weren't arrested, and it was during a drinking party that hadn't started yet, but your white friends bashed in a neighbors shed windows in the middle of hicksville without being drunk, and when the police came by you told them you were friends with those kides, essetntially snitching on them
so...-40, is that reasonable?
but also -15 for me for snitching
but im 1/4 cuban and 1/8th black so...
 
whenever i see this black kid at my school, i say "wassup hoomiieeeee"

and he says hi back

+100 street cred considering i live in montana

and i am friends with a black kid thats dad is in a gang +20 street cred

and the kids name is riell +500 street cred
 
some girl got stabbed down the street from my house +2

some kid got shot 10 min from my house +3

i wear tall t's +1

i listen to hip hop and rap + 1

i drive with loud hip hop on in my car all the time: +1

i drink old english and colt 45: + 2

i own lrg clothing +1

i drink with black people on a reg. basis + .5

i smoke dope with straight g's + .5

I'm white -12

im at 0 haha
 
im 6'3"my tall tees go past my kneesif you saw how tall my legs are, thatd mean a hella lot to youi rock 59fifty's hardcore, i wear them in less than savoury situations, often with a bandanai wear pretty thug clothes sometimes, just really big stuff, or stuff thatll get me killed in certain placesbut thats about it actually, in the end, im still tall rich and whiteoh and i live in a actually kinda fucked up neighbourhood, a house blew up right near me and a chick got stabbed near my house and a kid got kidnapped down the street from meoh and i bought hella dope nikes from the fucking mall in hoodtown portland and a fucking tall tee the black people there thought i was fucked up and one of them dropped the n bomb at me i was lolololol but scared.
 
Having a mullet multiplys your street cred by zero (I'll even take away a few points of street cred from myself for doing math here)
 
my cousin is an immigrant from jamaica

own multiple tall tees 4xl and bigger

own lots of flat brims and fresh nikes

i listen to 99.5 percent rap music

friends with almost every black kid in my school

Im seeing wu-tang in concert hopefully if im not broke by then

 
i wear tall tee's
i smoke weed
i drink
ive stolen a longboard before
i say nigga and ni99er to some of my close colored friends
and i ski
thats like a billion points
 
i am Asian

don't drink

dont do drugs

Go to a almost all white school

i play soccer

i am a straight up cracker

i am -9999999696969698676553455454650.097543566465

 
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