Street Cred

been arrested for havin 18 g's and a skeez in my whip

been jacked for 5$ at knife point by Lorenzo and he gave it back

get in free at clubs even when folks like too $hort and E-40 are performin

have 2 roommates named lonnsdale and tony

been saggin since the third grade

rock cornrows and noone says shit even though im a minority where i live

smoked the same bud as brotha lynch hung

first recorded in a studio when i was 15

make rap music

know hella slang

you need it i can get it

kick it with marty the one man party

got kicked out of a JMT show for too much bluntsmoke

northern californian and i dont claim the bay

 
i know some people that would say -1000000000000000000000000000 street cred for that comment.....

PLUS, im pretty sure Bruno has more street cred than you...... and he is a gay Swede..... (yes, i know its the same guy that does Borat so FUCK YOU!)
 
got arrested 4 stealing shit +1

if u got under 5 grams of pot in my country u wont get arrested +10

posting this -1
 
ahahahahaha. no doubt no doubt. Sick Paul walker edition jetta. did vin diesel tune that for you?

oh yea i forgot to mention ive been on the yard of folsom prison. had to go through a scared straight program no homo.
 
-I got chased and ran from the cops on my dirt bike (10 miles before i ditched them.)-threw a gang sign in the middle of Espanola (Ghettoist town in NM).-sported solid colors and black as i walked through my towns ghettos.-Walked through Harlem and Compton
 
got rolled on by the po yesterday with an ounce of weed, hella beer, and whipits and got away with it.
i win
 
i got suspended for 3 days for being on the roof of the school for 30 seconds. thats gotta be at least a little street cred.

oh and i rock the dunks erry day
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ooooh good one chief. Were your other 7975 posts as clever and original as this one? by the way im connected too and i heard you was a mark. nice g suit simon
 
i have totally been thuggin it lately!

a black girl in my class taught me how to hit on other black girls.

"DAAAAAAAAYYYUUMMM GURRL, YOU GOT CAKES FOR DAYYYZZZZ!"
 
The other day my buddy got his car broken in to because he had a Nike box in the back seat. Only thing missing was his dunks lol.
Also I've been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and grand theft and I've been a drug dealer. I also used to live where "The Shield" is about.
Gotta have some street cred there.
 
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