Street Cred

this is me sitting next to an actual black person

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Newschoolers is full of lil Wayne listening white kids that think there black and cool cause they dress baggy and smoke weed. Why really most of you get good grades in school and are good children that listen to your parents.

This threat just proves it
 
My best friend at school is black and from inner city Baltimore and my other good friend is in Omega Psi Phi.

BOOM!! +street cred
 
i look Guatemalan
in 7th grade a black girl named latina or shamequa punched me in the face, 5 minutes later a fat indian girl punched me in the face.
im listening to dmx right now
i live in montana
 
i'm whitei have no black friendsi've never smokedi've never dranki've never gotten laidi live in a huge housei look like a jewmy best friend is jewishthe only thing i've ever stolen is a snack in the school snack line
do i win?
 
got in a fight at school with a indiangot my ass kicked after school went to his house and told him i would slight his throathis parents called the cops on me the cops never caught me
 
My street credit consist of:
Rocking black on top of red tall t'sGetting arrested for selling perc's and vicoden at school soft-more yearHanging out with mad Piru55 gang members lol (true story)Getting arrested for writing graffiti with 9 cops plus the 2 under covers that caught me (my friend a 55member had coke and morphine on him at the time)Getting chased by 4 more undercovers painting a bridge the next week. (all my pics on here are old and horrible)Being on the street painting while someone was shot and killed (Does that count for street cred?)Being chased by the cops and a rival gang at the SAME time, that sucked! THEN getting to the party we left from and having some old black guy almost fight the cop about it lolOh and i rock a mad white boy afro! haha thats the best tho

 
I also have a friend with a gpa of 0.00!!!!! Mad street cred on that one!
I even speak fluent ebonics!
 
Street cred 2011 blapp

Heres mine. My group StupidYouth is openin for E-40 July 29th in sac at ace of spades

Lets hear what yall been up to in 2011
 
dude, like this? look, i have dreads (like wayne) and im wearing a tall level 1 tee (baggy like lil wayne)

holy shit, I must be him... +100000000000

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this thread is sarcastic there champ
 
I'm a minority in my school. I'm white. Less than half of the graduates from my high school go on to college. I hear more spanish in a day of school than English. Rate my cred.
 
hot damn I want to play this game.

I wear vans regularly.

I wore dior denim before kanye made it cool.

I work in street wear.

I occasionally carry without a CCW.

My watch is worth more than my car.

I've hot-boxed an entire store with curren$y and Big K.R.I.T.

 
IM FRIENDS WITH A BLACK KID WITH DREADS ON XBOX LIVE

FUCK YOU I WIN

+11 STREET CRED

I JUST KILLED YOU ALL.

HE ALSO HAS GLASSES
 
Oh yeah? my cousin is Xzibit. not really but she's a rapper, and an MMA fighter. When we went to my aunts house for christmas she made us take a picture so we could show "all dem little white boys dat got a problem witchu" so they no "you got a mean ass black cousin who'll come whoop they ass" i dunno if that gives me streetcred but shes got cred
 
hey fuck face, the eyes legit, so is the other stuff, running from the cops on Halloween counts, and who hasnt stolen their parents car at least once. Its not like i said i killed a guy or some shit
 
i live in a town of 10000 with literally 3 black families -100i was friends with one of the black kids +50

he once called me his ni99a +110

 
There is like 20 black kids in my small white suburban rich suburb, none of which actually live in my town but just commute 30 minutes from Boston everyday. +100 street cred
 
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