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took an adventure one day with a cyclops and ended up in vergina ( unknown country/island. located off the coast of Indonesia) while in vergina they cyclops and moegian find a fabulous new drug called dimortok. this drug is the type of drug that will give you any type of high you want, but choose carefully. well after a week of tripping they decide to go pick up some platapus hookers and go to town on them. and by go to town i mean go to town. they went to the city of vergina with the platapus' and found some peruvian cocaine and decided to blow an 8ball a minute every minute on the minute for 30 minutes. amazingly they did not die nor did any heart failure come from this. once done blowing and boinking hookers that only were only torsos they decided to go cliff jumping. when they got to the cliff they took some dimortok to make the jump insanly cool. they decided on the high to be marijuana. once they jumped they got sucked into the underworld that is badlantis ( atlantis bad cousin/brother ) this is the dirty slums ofthe underworld. they were scared so they took the platapus' that were still with them and mounted lazer beam guns on there heads and bills and got the hell out of there. they went back to the country/island of vergina and decided to part ways for this weekend. but of course they will be up to the same mischeif in the near future
 
has way too much time on his hands cause he wrote a fucking essay to describe the dude above him, and hates black people
 
Was found by researchers to have the ability to use sticks as simple tools for eating termites out of rotting wood. Proving that chimps are more intelligent than we once thought.
 
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