loves to place slightly pointy objects in his butt, like pineapples and keys. I know this becuase it got caught on camera and still-framed onto a poster...which then got passed around town
is a true hoodrat packing glocks anywhere he can and shooting bitches when he gets the chance. he also enjoys sewing in his off time and catching up with a the martha stewart series on pbs.
you wear capix helmets because your all up in the latest fasion. The reason for this is you are extremely self conscious and you spend most of your day rehearsing what your going to say to people you encounter throughout the day in the mirror.
was the first one to realize the kid on the kinder chocolates is actual arian,and that kinder chocolate is actually nazi propaganda !
(oh and hes also a jewish communist! )
masterbates to the movie aladan because of the dick pillars in the background. he also uses mayo as lube and then uses it on a sandwhichs and passes them out at work.