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Exchanges sexual favors for small tupperwares filled with Philadelphia cream cheese. Uses Windex as a sexual lubricant and practices African witchcraft raising small mice from the grave, forming his own unstoppable zombeh mouse army which has taken over Zimbabwe - with music.
 
Just a day in the life. Also, enjoys philosophical discussions about ducks, the lackthereof, and their ability to reproduce using kiwi fruit and a Kenmore microwave.
 
he went to CVS 3 years ago where he continued to steal a candy bar was caught and when the police arivd they found marajuana on him so he went to jail and his mom hung up on him on his one phone call. He couldn't afford bail and he was found guilty 3 months later of possoin of a controlled substance with intent to sell and was sentence to 2 years in jail. During his first Jail house shower he dropped the soap and became the bitch of Bubba the black gang banger looking for fresh meat. Everyday till his sentence was over he was rapped by bubba during free time in his jail cell. When his jail sentence was over he left and went to Aspen Colorado and skied for 3 days before he was nearly killed by a bear that he disturbed that was hybernating. When he woke up from his comma he went onto NS and made the post above mine
 
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