Sex Ed Questions...

shit, that is funny

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

Responsibility, what's that?
 
When i was in like grade 8 or 9 we had Sex Ed, and the sex ed teacher was explaining how to put a condom on and said that they never break, and this one kid was like yes they do, and the teacher was like no they usually never break, the kid was liek well, you better ask my parents about that, cause i'm proof that they break.

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-"do you know how I know your gay? Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker that says "I like balls on my face"-40 year old virgin

-"Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
som ekid got payed to ask if a girl is sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she chokes what do you do? years ago in 5th grade

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matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
hahahah^^^

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matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
a girl in my class asked what a cherrie is

Levi's pick up line which failed miserably but still funny: "Hi, I look like Ron Weesley, we should mate"
 
in 7th someone asked "how come you get a boner even when you're not thinking of a girl?"

taht's pretty much it, except i think a teacher was there that did health back then that was wanking off in the classroom while it was locked. i only heard that from sum1 though, they said they heard groaning. probably looking at one of those anatomy books or the middle school class pictures, who knows.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
in health class we had a disscussion about what we are going to

do when we get older. one girl said she loves animals and thats what

she wanted to do(veterinarian). one kid shouts out ewwww you want

to have sex with animals.

SOCIAL HAZARD

dont kill!
 
i bet she likes little mokey dicks

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matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
good question, but I would also like to know how her post had any kind of input to this thread.

A guy in my class who had a very religious upbringing (and turned out to be gay) still believed in 7th grade what his parents had told him, that if a girl prays to god for a baby, she will become pregnant. As soon as he said that, this girl in our class looks up at the ceiling and starts going OH GOD! I WISH.... and he started FLIPPING out and screaming NO!! STOP STEPH YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER!!!!

that was kinda ridiculous....

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
"y cant u get mc-nuggets at A&W?"

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M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
hahahaha

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sking with no poles is fun, but its like geting head from a guy, it's fun until you realize that you are gay- humofrio

"x the fuck up" - too pure to die

"your mom is for people who cant get laid"- petek
 
funny scenerio....some kid got in an argument with the teacher about how a girl COULD get pregnant by swallowing....idiot

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And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

 
my mate asked if you hold your forskin closed when you cum will your penis explode when we were in year 10 and the teacher thought he was serious n asked to speak to him after class

 
haha, r teacher wouldn't tell us what a rainbow kiss was cause we were to young but some slut in our class did tho

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in 7th grade this boy in my class asked if boys could get pregnant. The teacher said no and the kid almost started crying and started arguing with the teacher.

 
my favourit is the pubic hair one!!! gold

my couzin asked why everytime his dad stayed up late the couch got sticky

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------does this rage smell like chloriform to you?

 
one kid in my class proclaimed "Girls have rectums too?"

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
 
9th grade- we passed around a squishy dildo feeling for testi cancer

10th grade health we learned how to put condoms on bananas funniest/most awkward class ever

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
My teacher never touched a condom during the examples.She was nun.Damn old fat ass nun

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

If you are offended by this post, E-mail me at:

tell_it _to _the_hand_because_I_dont_care@hotmail.com

 
Only this guy could ever ask this kinda stupid question

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"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"

 
this isnt health related but in math class we randomly wrote questions on cards without our name, and my friend asked the blonde teacher (okay for a teacher) if she was horny, and then later she was helping someone next to him and he acted like he was going to slap her but, so then he put his hand like at her ass and she turned around and went "MIKE NO..." , everyone was dying hahah

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
^hahaha id feel so embarrased if my teacher caught me doing that

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what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

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how much is too much

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When your not sure about something, huck it

who gave this kid a keyboard? -r5tommy
 
back in 9th grade this girl took her bloody kotex out of her pannies and slapped it in my teachers face. It was just a joke but my teacher got so mad and got the pricipal. This girl got expelled and was so embarased becuase dude that is just gross.

 
one sex ed class had to learn to do the condom thing with rolled up newspaper between their legs in the dark- that was fucked.

one of the teachers plays the same prank every year tho, she asks for a volunteer and as he walks towards the front, she breaks out a par of rubber gloves and says "prostate cancer is a very serious condition..." with like a demonic smile on her face.

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you look like a monkey fucking a football!
 
AAAAAHAHHAHA what the fcuuukkk

i want someone to ask what a rim job is but i dont think i will see it.
 
back in 7th grade we had an annonomis question box where all the usual questions got asked, then we got kind of personal and asked the teacher if she was pregnant, she got soo pissed cause she wasnt
 
last year in my health class we were talkin about clit peircings and shaving pubic hair and some kid was sayin how he would shave his pubes if a girl really wanted him to and the teacher said "dont slip with the razor or you might make your dick even smaller than it is now"...the kid stopped talking after that
 
We had some retard in our class that asked if the pill would make him have a period. dead serious and everything. 10th grad...
 
haha our bckup quarterback is this black kid from Georgia, and the only reason he is backup is because he is so young, (almost 15) but he can throw like 55 yards, and is fast as hell.

Anyway back to the point, one day me him and some budides were at red robin, and half way through the meal he looks up and says, plain as day, "can you really go blind if you wack off too much" i was in shock. I had to amke sure i heard correctly, and when he repeated it i died of laughter. for a good 30 min i was ROLLING. hhahahah cracked me up. you could tell he had been thinking about it for a long time, because it was completley out of the blue
 
ITs crazy how nuns and mormons and shit are all like, sex will send you straight to hell or, youll go blind, or your penis will turn into steaming ash that will let loose a scream from the bowels of hell and shatter your soul. damn i hate my mom.
 
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