Sex Ed Questions...

in the other school in my district there is a less as a teacher and people will always ask about girl on girl stuff and she gets mad

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this is one of the funniest threads ever, keep them coming.

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Hahahah robert, that was my 5th grade class where i think Hobie asked that. Im not exactly sure if it was him though

In 5th grade our teacher started explaining what a hermaphrodite was (at our prompting) and I interrupted to ask which hole they pissed out of.

With that I think I win the award for creepy questions.

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haha great thread. we just kept asking wierd questions to the teacher. like what is butt sex . and we had to watch this video of this woman having a baby and she was a fucking hairy galzel. it was fucking hilarious and gross

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"Don't have sex. because you will get pregnant and DIE!!"

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some kid phoning into a tv sex question hotline:

"If I have sex, but I use a condom, am I still a virgin?"

-katie
 
haha this is great. one kid asked if you could suck ur own dick, and another oges yeah i tried it but sometimes you can get hurt/stuck....no one has seen those guys in a health room since

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
 
we were talking about ECP, and some slut in my class is like, ew, I hate taking those, they suck!

needless to say everyone went silent...and I heard a 'sluuuuuuuuuut' coming out of my mouth, then I got in trouble

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Question: Whats the largest penis in the world?

Answer: I will do some research and get back to you, but I am almost positive it belongs to a man of african desent.

hahahahaha

my friend wanted to put in the question box "can you get herpes from masutrbating" but i dont think it ever happened

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^what is a vagina?

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in my sex ed class in like gr,6 we watched this movie with a song like "changes keep falling" blah blah blah, and it had penises with wings flying around with glasses lol i thought that was pretty funy

 
Today for kicks, some one just asked the teacher to give him a blow job... Long story short, I won't see him for a few weeks...

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Ive asked , why does my penis smell so bad, then I drew a picture of penis with stink lines,where is the nearest and cheapest hotel, where I can get it on. So many funny times, this one kid was forced by the teacher to tell the class what a jewish dildo was and a hebrew hammer.

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actually, it's "awww" not "ewww"

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Grade 9 my friend asked in one of those anonymous question boxes,

Would a gay guy would get pleasure from pulling a tape worm out of his ass.

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some guy put in the question box, " do you think i have a chance to have sex with anybody in the class?" haha everybody just looked around to se who wan't laughing.

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"in my sex ed class in like gr,6 we watched this movie with a song like "changes keep falling" blah blah blah, and it had penises with wings flying around with glasses"

Duuuude, I have spent my entire life trying to track down that video, it's one of the most vivid memories of my childhood. I have never seen a group of children laugh so hard in my life. Like 3 minutes after the movie was done the teacher said if we werent done laughing in 10 seconds we wouldnt get recess.

"I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was okay. Everytime i opened my mouth to try and say yes i threw up more." -Jordan Crawford.
 
i can't beleive you guys are talking about this...??

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"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman

 
haha.... go out and figure these questions out.

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"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman

 
can u get stuck n wut happens if u do, wut happenes if they crap wen ur doin them in the butt n can u get lazy eye from cummin in a girls eye all 3 ?s from my class

 
Ha ha ha. My Grandma told my family she really popped a boner the other day, refering to a mistake she had made.

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our health teacher had a model penis made out of wood and it was to show how to put a condom on, the teacher named the penis "woody"

Orange City Films.
 
5th grade:

"what if you pee in her?"

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

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i had this super fat health teacher last year, and someone asked something about hemeroids and she demonstrated what not to do when you have them and she was like squatting over grunting... ohh man it was soo funny

hhhhhh...IDIOT!! -Napoline Dynamite
 
i need to see that video with the flying penises.that sounds so damn funny.

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in the middle of biology this girl asked if you can get pregnant if you get it up the ass...it was completely off topic. teachers face was priceless

 
LostCarKeys, your icon looks like menstrual fluid.

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im a jr in highschool, question from this trailor trash girl in my class: "can u get pregnant from giving a blow job" hahaha we laughed at her so bad

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i asked annonyasmously(wow sp?) if people ever had sex with dead people. theres a name for em too

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in grade 5 i remember a guy asking:

"if you're hanging out with your friends and you feel like you love them, does that make you gay?"

the room got pretty awkward and silent. the teacher said no, but we all had our doubts

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in 7th grade, so many years ago, one of my friends asked:

"if a woman is pregnant and she dies, can the corpse still give birth?"

He didn't ask this through an anonymous box thing... he just raised his hand hahaha

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wow is right! say these things anonymously next time...

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some girl in my 8th grade sex ed class insisted on calling sex "the S-word." she was dead serious. it ws AMAZING.

they also had a nun teaching it. that was weird.

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i had a nun teach me sex ed in catholic school...and she had a lisp..and couldnt say the word douche properly...so we kept askig her questions that made her say it...and she got furious and was spitting all over the place screaming that douching wasnt funny...ahh catholic school

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i was gonna pull that quote out, but decided it was too easy..

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one time i raised my hand in 7th grade and asked what a quief was.

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