Sex Ed Questions...

in 6th grade i asked the teacher if i could fuck her in her old pussy and she said yes because im soooo hot, so we fucked alot after school.
 
there was always teh classic "whats a blow job" or one time a kid asked "how come porn stars have somuch sex all of the time"
 
we argued about who was farther along in puberty. i think it was this trashy girl natasha who ended up winning, at least, she had a kid when she was 16 so that must say somethin for sexual maturity.
 
i wrote "do girls have sperm?" on my piece of paper, folded it up and put it in the box. when the teacher read it out loud... everyone looked at me. somehow they knew damnit.
 
very funny thread..

I asked my gym teacher (who was teaching sex ed) what is the second hole and he just started telling us his sex stories...it was pretty funny at the time
 
My health teacher showed us how to put on a condom using a "model penis" in 7th grade. Looking back, that shit was just a dildo.
 
hahahaha. there was a sex ed lady that came in to talk to us for a day to demonstrate the use of condoms. after she was done flopping the dildo around and left, the teacher told us that the year before she pulled it over her head to show how durable they were, and that "your penis is too big" is no excuse for not wearing a condom.
 
"I had a wet dream last night, and i woke up startled. It was like someone poured a litre of yougurt all over my stomach and legs. Is this normal"
 
My freshmen year we had the BOX of course and I asked stuff like is it normal if i shoot my load 8-10 feet and stuff.
 
GROSSEST THING EVER....we asked wut happens if a girl has too much anal sex....and the teacher was like well what can happen is the anus stretches to a point where the female cant hold in her feces any longer, the term is anal seepage
 
actually you cant get anal seepage just from butt sex, all the muscles in your butthole are pretty damn strong & flexible.
 
hahaha in 5th grade the teacher said a boner happens when blood collects down there, and some kid asked, "if i have a boner should i poke it with needles to drain the blood out?" he was dead serious too
 
One time they were passing the good old unaimous questions box around and i couldnt resist but ask "What are the heath benifits of masterbation?" and the lady actually answered!
 
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i askd my teacher why guys couldnt have babys and if there was a such thing as gay lions
 
This year in my class, the teacher was showing us how to put a condom on a bannana, when she slipped and broke the projector.

Our whole class laughed for the last 4 minutes of class.
 
Oh yea, and someone asked what a dildo looked like and the same 250LB teacher busted out her little handy-dandy tool box with the biggest collection of sextoys I had ever seen. She had at least 10-20 different dildos, some small and yellow, some big and black, and some with double sides. Which led to a girl asking if there was such a thing as a quadildo. (4 sided dildo)...

Also, she un-did these flavored condoms and let everyone in the class taste it if they wanted... That was seriously gay. I'm glad I didn't lick that shit... of course all the girls in the class gave it a good lick or two. I think it was strawberry flavored...

On the first day of class she asked us to give as many names as possible for vagina and penis... there was crazy shit like:

the gates of heaven (vagina)

taco bell drive thru(vagina)

hotdog

hotdog buns...

etc. etc. etc... just about everything you would expect in a 7th/8th grade sex ed class.
 
i have a young hippie for a teacher this year an she tells us to look at ourselves in the mirror, she also thinks vagina sounds to gross so she wants it to be called a flower
 
Okay back in like the seventh grade, the grades hottest girl asks if sperm really comes out of the same spot as pee. She was serious too. You should have seen the look on her face when she found out ;)
 
Oh and today a Junior asked a teacher if he had ever heard of Anal beads and the teacher just laughed and then she said "Oh someone said someone belt looked like the balls on it were anal beads." That was pretty funny.
 
not really sex ed but it was close enough. in biology we were looking at cheek cells in a microscope and some girls scraped her mouth to get the cells and when they looked at it in the microscope there was sperm cells in it. funny shit.
 
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