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well noones got this yet...

you gotta light the match first, obviously

how else could you light the others?

what?
 
A man was pushing his car and sstopped outisde a hotel ownd by his wife he sudenely realised he was bankruptWhy

?What always ends everything?

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
"g" ends everything.

how many retired army veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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one, two, let's play zoo...
 
The hotel was burned to the ground, it contained all of his possessions, and his car was a rental ???

 
ok. your driving a bus. at the first stop 2 people get on.at the second stop 3 people get on and 2 people get off. that leaves 1 person on the bus. at the next stop 16 people get on and no body gets off. how old is the bus driver. (hint: it is not 17)

 
WHAT DO I HAVE IN MY POCKET?!

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
Aprox 35 and his birthday is in april??? am i close?

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Also, what did you have for breakfast?
 
its a RING, dummy

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
what lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
he was playing monopoly, he didnt have enought dough to pay to be at her hotel

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
whats going to bed in 5 minutes

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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yo mama ;)

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
i was gonna say cuz he was black but hey that work too

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

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ya u got it

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there is a blind guy who lives in toronto

he goes to BC to get surgery to fix his vision. After fixing his vison he gets on a train to get back to toronto. THe train goes through a tunnel after the tunnel the guy that was blind(befor he got surgery) is dead. Who killed him and why o and the docter was also on the train.

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haha well if im driving the bus. and the question is the age of the bus driver ( me ) then im fifteen

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o now i get it

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I got a riddle.

How do you push (by hand) a fully-grown elephant up a 20,000ft icy clifface?

hint: take the letter F out of the word WAY.

I like this riddle because even when someone tells you the answer, you still dont get it.
 
hahahaha!!!

sooo dam close!!!

u almost got the answer so ill give it to ya

the answer is there's no f-ing way

as in theres no fucking way to push an elephant up a 20,000ft icy clifface
 
there was this guy...in a hotel room.... found dead...no one had heard from him in 3 days...the television was on espn...howd he die? think about it.....you can get it
 
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