Riddles

what needs no money, food, water, and is more powerful than (usually it's 'god', but I'll say..) dubya

hint - little kids are the ones who get this right all the time

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nah, i think all the ones had been answered before i posted mine.

and as for your last one, stroger thyan dubya, and little kids... their mom?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
Nothing.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
that was funkin cleaver man ^

that was sarcasm

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
haha that sog is awsome, confusing bit awsome

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You are standing in front of a room with a lightbulb inside of it.

You can not see if it is on or off.

Outside the room there are three switches.

You may turn the swithes anyway you want to.

You stop turning the switches, enter the room

and know what switch controls the lightbulb...

How do you do that ?

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
I know this one, So i wont ruin it for everyone else...

Like a virgin on promnight!

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please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
you said he cant see if the light is on or off from outside the room.

but once he goes into the room, he is able to see it, so he can tell which switch works

what?
 
right so you are out side a room, you have to figure out wich light siwch controlls the light. you have to do so with out being able to see the light. once you go inside the room though you can figure out wich swich oppereates the light

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
wasnt it like you feel how warm the bulbs are or somthing ?

that was sarcasm

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dude, if your not going to answer it completly, but give it away anyways....

You turn on the first 2 switches for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes turn off the second switch.

When you go into the room, if the light is on, Its switch 1 controlling the light. If the light is Off, but hot or warm, Then it is switch 2 controlling the light, and if the light is off and cold, then switch 3 controls the light.

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please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
ahhh good thread sucks im only findin out about it now, i knew a bunch of them

give me a sec ill post a few

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
What row of numbers comes next?

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221

fairly easy, its a good start

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
Thats not a riddel. Thats a math problem. I hate math.

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please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
dude. so easy.

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221

1113213211

31131211131221

13211311123113112211

11131221133112132113212221

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
etc of course.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
haha how do you find it out ?

that was sarcasm

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turn 1 on and leave it for a few min then turn it off

then turn on another and walk into the room

if the light is on then its the second one

if the light is off but warm its the first

and if its off and cold its the third

- - - - - - - - - -

boom
 
Easy one.

I can run, but never walk,

Often a murmur, never talk,

I have a bed but never sleep,

I have a mouth but never eat.

What am I?

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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a river

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
well, when you look at it, there is one 1 in the first line. so you write 1 1 in the second line (one one). then there are 2 ones, so your write 2 1 ( two ones). then there is one 2, and 1 one, etc...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
I dont get it...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
also it helps to have had to solve it previously in math class....

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
I KNEW it was a math problem!!!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
OOOh OOOh, here is a riddle:

what is my middle name?.... ooooooooh...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
That is a crappy riddle.

This one however, Is not a crappy riddle. Infact it is among my favorites.

You are inside a cement block. There are no holes, airvents, doors, windows, or anything big enough for a person to fit threw. Inside the block with you is a Mirror and a Wooden Table. How do you escape?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
is it like a cement cell? so it's pich black?

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
no... lets say there is some light. Perhaps you have a flashlight? or there is a light in the top? or the table is still longing for the day it was a christmas tree and has lights on it. Or maybe you have indiglo on your watch. Its not entirly important to the solution how much light, or what its source is... just that there is light. Consider that a hint.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
use the mirror to reflect the sunlight that filters the small holes to melt the cement and then use the wooden stick to catch on fire and ram up your ass to make you go real fast

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apple ill try figure ur's out

in the meen time here is a fairly easy riddle

this thing is in the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

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heres another 1

A guy walks into a bar and sits down, he then simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the guy, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at him n. The guy says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
actually I jsut figured it out, he had the hiccups

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ya hiccups i right

yo apple is urs sumthiing kind of imaginable cuz its not humanly posable

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
haha i got it u break the mirror in half cuz 2 halfs make

a whole (hole) and u go through the holoe

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but wht does it have to do with the chair

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ok ok ok i got one

Im not new like this site, but I'm from back in the day when shit was real what am I?

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if there's a black guy and a white guy and a native guy in the room, who are the cops after (this has nothing to do with race)

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