Riddles

apple i got it u break the mirror in half with the chair cuz 2 halves make a hole and u leave through the hole

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

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NO, YOUR WRONG

the answer to mine is the black guy because niggas is gangstas

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it's in a song I was listening to, I had to post it

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yah, more or less... except, its more fun to say it outloud like this

"You look in the mirror, see what you saw, Take the saw, Cut the table in half, Two halfs make a hole, and you crawl out."

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-Thom Savery

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
hahah thats sweet

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Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

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if you flip it upside down it's the same year

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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ya

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You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

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candle. the stoves already burning I think. and if not, you can light the stove off of the candle

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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nope

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then I have no clue, but it's probably really obvious

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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ok a couple more.

how far can a dog run into the woods?

The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

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that money one is pretty easy 30 - 5 = 25.... 25 + 3 = 28. he pocket 2 dollars...28 + 2 = 30. it all adds up

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the dog can run halfway into the woods

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

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you light the match first.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Money?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I got a riddle,

whats the best thing a def, dumb and blind girl can get for Christmas?

hooray for boobies is the best CD art ever. it is a big boob and where the nipple should be there is the hole in the middle of the CD. But if you stick your toungue through that hole.....BOOBIES! hooray for boobies!

-Tanaskier
 


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hooray for boobies is the best CD art ever. it is a big boob and where the nipple should be there is the hole in the middle of the CD. But if you stick your toungue through that hole.....BOOBIES! hooray for boobies!

-Tanaskier
 
ya

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ya, cuz if he went more tha halfway, hed be running out

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no ones go tthe answer to the pope one tho

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i got one what black and white and red all over

a pengin with a sunburn hahahahahaha

sry

good thread tho

"I ride fat twins"
 
I'm thinking you want us to say balls or something to do with male reproduction, is it something like courage?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
you light the match

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
the pope one is a last name.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
yea.

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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i dont know if anyone has done this one yet but-

what is more holy than god, eviler than the devil, what do poor people have and rich people want?

bitching
 
you forgot the "and if you eat it youll die" part.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
yeah. when i fisrt heard that one thought it was a penis

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u can die if u eat poison mushrooms

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
hey look it's alive again

What goes up and never comes down?

How many times does a tailor have to cut 100 yards of cloth to get 100 equal pieces?

1 egg takes 5 minutes to boil. How long does 10 eggs take to boil?

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the last one is 5 minutes, assuming there is not too much water, in which case a bit longer...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

one, two, let's play zoo...
 
^^yeah and the second one depends, its like 99 if its one piece of cloth untouched, but it could also be like, once if you fold it right.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride a bike.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
for the goes up but doesnt come down can it be age?

A man was pushing his car and sstopped outisde a hotel ownd by his wife he sudenely realised he was bankruptWhy

?What always ends everything?

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
yah age never goes down

assuming you don't fold it, it's 99 cuts, because after the 99th you already have the 10th peice

and yes 5 mins for all the eggs

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yah, but you will also die if you drink bleach or eat arsnic... Or if you eat norhing.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

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DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
What's at the beginning of everything, at the start of every end, and at the beginning of eternity

 
i don't want to give EEEit away

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thats a crazEEEE riddlE mang

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
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