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he was shot through the air vent thing like in after the sunset

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^ya

sometimes ppl say he cranked the heat so the puddle evaporated

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yeah apple, counterfeit money

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
what air vent thing?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
sweet!

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
what fools gold works 2

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you dont make fools gold, its a rock or a mneral or some shit, pyrite

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
well, as much as i love this, i meed my sleep for school at 8

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
apple i got ithe through a sun roof

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wait no

convertable

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bingo.

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
finaly

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I also need somekinda rest... im out.

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
ok i have a proposal. to make tis thread easier to read, copy+paste the riddle that you are answering.

for example

Q:Whoever makes it, tells it not.

Whoever takes it, knows it not.

And whoever knows it wants it not.

A:counterfiet money

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Sounds good to me. Alright i got one, i won't be able to check your guyses answeres till much later tongiht.

Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

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lol look at my riddle they are almost the same. Did your guy have cltohes on at one point.

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

A: The plane was going down and He drew the short straw so he didnt get a parachute

Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

A: The parachute wouldnt have helped the other dude much (if they were in the same plane) because it didnt open anyways.

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
^ thats stupid. good job.

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Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?

was supposed to be the first question.

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Q. A man turns off the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find hundreds of dead people in front of his house. What happened?

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Apple you are close to answering the one with the guy with the short straw, but not quite. Also explain why he is naked.

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
Q. what goes up a chimminy down but not down a chimmney up

is it an object

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as in up do u meen open

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umbrella!!!

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Q. A man turns off the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find hundreds of dead people in front of his house. What happened?

A. He lives in a lighthouse?

by the way, guys, it would be a lot easier to read this thread if y'all didn't have such long sigs. just a thought.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
a light house is correct

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Q. In a plane crash every single person dies, yet there are still survivors. How is this possible?

pets dont count

Yea, I said it

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Keep it fresh since BIRF 1988
 
"Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?"

balloon started losing height. he drew short straw. threw out all his clothes to try and lose weight before havin to jump.

what?
 
only the single ppl died

not the married ppl

i donno how i got it but it just cam to me as i was reading it

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Q:What can you put in a barrell that makes it lighter?

A: A Hole.

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wat does this meen

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

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You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?

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no color, its one story, that was easy

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
"person" is in fact the last name of a family on the plane. Every single member of the "Person" family dies, but the rest survive!!!

 
is it a word?

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everyone dies eventualy.

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
Frostfired got it

married couples survived

but those other guesses could have worked too

Yea. I said it.

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"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one's the real hero?"
 
1+2= ?

3!!

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
Q: wat does this mean?

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

A; too wise your are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.

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Q: plane number 751 takes off from Dallas fort worth on june the 11th 2003 and is scheduled to land in germany in 8 hours. the first couple hours go by without a glitch. the sun is shining at their cruise altitude of 33 000 ft. then, over spain, the planes cargo holds burst open. the explosion is so violent, it takes out the main hydrolics of the plane. onboard, the international crew of a bolivian, american and canadian stewardess try to calm their american and japanese vacationers down. then, over andorra, the boeing 727 starts a dive that the pilots manage to limit in its impact. the cockpit disconnects, and sends the plane into 2 parts. when the tragedy is over, the plane reckage rest evenly on the border os spain, france and andorra. where are the survivors buried?

- Patty

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the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...
 
^nowhere because they are survivors

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
everybodies just ignoring the other questions and posting their own...I guess I'm no different...

what can move trees but cannot be seen? has no lips but can play the fiddle? Heavier than a boulder but lighter than a feather?

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