story time from your boy paBS
when i was in elementary school they would do a geography bee for 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders. i was in 3rd grade and won our class geography bee by lying and saying i only had 1 wrong when really i had 2 and should have been out because i was a lil shit. had i known that meant i would move on and have to be in front of the whole school, i probably would have let paul win lol.
so each class winner was in a double elimination geography bee in the gym. 3 or 4 kids from each grade in order by grade. the first 2 kids before me got the question wrong. my question was whats the weather in michigan and i had to determine what it was based off of a print out map. i was nervous as fuck and kept my head down until the time was up and then i said i dont know. the teacher said well guess. i just said rainy and that was correct. then each person after got their question wrong. we got to round 2 and the question was something like ‘where did the union army defeated the confederate army?’ and all of us got it wrong. therefore everyone was eliminated except for me and it was the fastest geography bee ever.
i got a medal and was in the local paper and my dad was so proud but it was a fluke lmao