post a pick up line thread
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bigtreefallhard
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if you were the new sandwich at McDonalds then you'd be the McGourgeous
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
gambino500014
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do you work at subway? because you give me a footlong....
hahahah..... not funny
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
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hahahah..... not funny
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Focus at Theory-3.com
'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
bigtreefallhard
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good think i have my library card cause im a checking you out - kid who doesnt drink amped
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
clrumivier4life
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Did i just take a bear trap to the neck or are you taking my breath away.
Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
clrumivier4life
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Did i just take a bear trap to the neck or are you taking my breath away.
Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
clrumivier4life
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damn it, double post. sorry
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.
Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
bigtreefallhard
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do you have a map cause im getting lost in your eyes
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
winterparksuks
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you may not be really hot but i bet you like to do it
excuse me do you wanna fuck or should i apoligize.
i would like to use your thighs as earmuffs
i would like to tie you to a rafter and fuck up and down!
if i told you i had a 2 inch penis would you fuck me?no! good because mine is 9 inches!
tell me how my cum tastes.
have you run in to any trees lately? Then how about a root!
greetings and salvittaions!
i'm drunk
that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer huh?
you know i would really
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excuse me flow,
whats the soup de jour?
it's the soup of the day.
ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.
dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
excuse me do you wanna fuck or should i apoligize.
i would like to use your thighs as earmuffs
i would like to tie you to a rafter and fuck up and down!
if i told you i had a 2 inch penis would you fuck me?no! good because mine is 9 inches!
tell me how my cum tastes.
have you run in to any trees lately? Then how about a root!
greetings and salvittaions!
i'm drunk
that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer huh?
you know i would really
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excuse me flow,
whats the soup de jour?
it's the soup of the day.
ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.
dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
rsd
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lol concept_dude that second one was awesome...
That dress is becoming you... and if you wore it, i'd be coming too!
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
That dress is becoming you... and if you wore it, i'd be coming too!
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
221
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If you and were show dogs, your dad would pay me $1000 to fuck you
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept
'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept
'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
manus
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nice pants, wanna fuck (never worked - but twice I didn't get slapped)
nice pants, they'd look better on my floor (gotten a couple laughs)
Wanna go for a pizza and a screw, what you don't like pizza?
I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours
my friends over there bet me $50 I wouldn't come over and talk to you try to get your phone number, so you wanna have a couple drinks on them? (this one worked - but I spent my $50)
The funniest ones I've heard were my friend Stew, whos really short and looks like a troll:
I'm taller laying down than I am standing up
I may buy my pants in the boys department, but I buy my underwear in the mens. (He really fucked this, and the whole place started cracking up when he walked up to this chick saying ''I may buy my boys in the..., oh shit, uhhh''
nice pants, they'd look better on my floor (gotten a couple laughs)
Wanna go for a pizza and a screw, what you don't like pizza?
I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours
my friends over there bet me $50 I wouldn't come over and talk to you try to get your phone number, so you wanna have a couple drinks on them? (this one worked - but I spent my $50)
The funniest ones I've heard were my friend Stew, whos really short and looks like a troll:
I'm taller laying down than I am standing up
I may buy my pants in the boys department, but I buy my underwear in the mens. (He really fucked this, and the whole place started cracking up when he walked up to this chick saying ''I may buy my boys in the..., oh shit, uhhh''
Wip your dick out and ask a girl if this is normal.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
z_boarder914
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My word of the day is 'legs'. Want to go upstairs and spread the word?
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ABLO:.
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I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....
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ABLO:.Member no: 12718
I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....
www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
CMUSkiFreak
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its nice shoes wanna fuck!!!!
did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven
is your dad a baker? no cause you have nice buns
are you tired? cause you've been runnin through my mind all day
Gotta Love The Midwest
Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven
is your dad a baker? no cause you have nice buns
are you tired? cause you've been runnin through my mind all day
Gotta Love The Midwest
Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Pipe_Munky
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i may not be fred fintstone but i can make your bed rock!
My mom: 'would you jump a cliff if someone told you to?'
Me: 'i guess not. i'd have jumped off before they told me to!'
NS Old-Timer
**Viva La Resistance**
My mom: 'would you jump a cliff if someone told you to?'
Me: 'i guess not. i'd have jumped off before they told me to!'
NS Old-Timer
**Viva La Resistance**
AJ_concepts
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scuse me, let me see your teeth, (smiles, wondering), WOW! those are the nicest teeth i ever did CUM across
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derek got runned over by a canadian
***official derek wannabee***
'just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.'~221
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derek got runned over by a canadian
***official derek wannabee***
'just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.'~221
caylorswift
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freeze_pooter
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are you jamacan cause your jamacan me crazy
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
___ASP___
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ok im here, whats your second wish
go up to her and say'a 10 000 pound polar bear, sorry, i just had to say something to break the ice'
look down at your penis and then look at the girl, look down again and then back at the girl and say 'its not gonna suck itself!!!!!!'
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go up to her and say'a 10 000 pound polar bear, sorry, i just had to say something to break the ice'
look down at your penis and then look at the girl, look down again and then back at the girl and say 'its not gonna suck itself!!!!!!'
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skierdudeguy
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hi
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Bob_Loblaw
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haha twintippin. 'its not gonna suck itslef'. im so gonna use that. thats awesome.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
five0
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my friend is egyptian..and we're trying to hook him up with this girl..so we made him wear a 'i am an egyptian' sign all day...and when they were talking we just walked by with 'egyptians have big wangs' signs...stupid but funny at the time
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'What Would Harvey DO?'
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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'I heard you wanna make out with me.' works really well when you're drunk.
-Mike
'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
-Mike
'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
JFerg
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heres a couple
I may not have a big cock, but i got a 3 foot tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
Is that a keg in ure pants? cuz i would love to tap that ass.
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Ontario represent.
NS Skaters Cult
I may not have a big cock, but i got a 3 foot tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck
Is that a keg in ure pants? cuz i would love to tap that ass.
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Ontario represent.
NS Skaters Cult