post a pick up line thread

I may not be fred flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock.

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There are too many riders, that have traded in there swords, and given up the fight, only to become adults, everyday assholes, just like the people that made fun of my friends and I 15 years ago. I think these people are idiots. I hope some of you never trade in your soul, for payments on a shitty life as an adult. Some of us are lucky enough to realize where the fountain of youth is, for me it’s underneath the knobbies on my tires, in the calluses on my hands, and inside every scar on my shins.

-Steve Crandall FBM Bike Co.
 
i know these are really bad and prolly shouldnt be said but....

baby im fallin for you like tower 2 on 9/11

or

baby im burning for you like the jews did during ww2

original member of CWDM

official CWDM rep

official kuddha rep

- ROOTS
 
your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, and i'd like to see u inbetween the holidays!

Hi my names ____ and i have a penis, wanna fuck?

B-Wald:

''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..

shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..

mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?

 
'I ski' - this one has worked everytime for me

'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
 
how about i take you out to dinner at the in and out burger? no? okay, how about just the in and out?

 
'Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.'

-JMAN-
 
^ that was the worst

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
lol.......if a guy said any of the those pick up lines to me, i would just laugh really hard....the best all time pick up line is definently 'i ski'....you can guarantee play from that!

 
hand em a screw and say: wanna screw?

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
fuck, 'i ski' really works? actually seems like it might, all the times that ive actually picked girls is just being up front and 'Hi, how're you doing/Having a good night? Her response. Maybe some witty response, Hi my names ian...' right, i doubt anybody needed that but its all about confidence.

anyways, im gonna steal this one from my bro, he uses this when he's down here partying with me: Hey! Arent you that chick who's sleeping with that high school kid?

No.

Oh, do you wanna be?

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 


yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers

I think that would be a good pick-up line... nah, I'd probably just fall over laughing...almost as good.

Kiss me, I'm Irish!
 
not really a pickup line but hey..

my love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in

-weird al

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
SON OF A BITCH

i was goin to put fuckin is that a keg in your pants because i would love to tap that ass, but someone already put it. fuck fuck fuck.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
think of another....

'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
 
I once got 'are you a lumberjack cuz you're giving me wood' it was pathetic

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
ive already tried the 'i ski' one and it didnt work....... i guess im just REALLY ugly hahaha

the best pickup line is the one said in gold member.... are u a clone of an angel? (no) do u hav a clone in u? (no) would u like to?

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
heres one, 'Let's play pearl harbour, my dick will be peral harbour and you can blow the hell out of it'

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
haha, the hand em a screw one is great. i gotta try that sometime. carry a couple of screws around..... good times.

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
unrigged that was awesome bro! heres one...... damnit i cant think hold on i'll think of a really awesome one just keep posting your awesomist pick up lines

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
o yea heres a good one if you ask a girl if she has a boyfriend and she says yes.... you say well tell me when you want a MANfriend

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
^ I give that a 10 out of 10 on the shittiest pickup line scale

'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
 
i got some....

anything drugs can do, i can do with my tongue

hi, you'll do

if theres a party in your mouth, let me come(cum)

i would give you a piece of my mind, but i think you'd prefer a piece of something else

why dont you come over here, and sit on my lap, then we will talk about the first thing that pops up

Nice shoes, wana fuck?

i wish you were a door so i could bang you all night longyouve got the prittiest teeth ive ever dreamed of coming across! one more

You dont Sweat Much for a fat girl.

'If you've got neon light's with gold mags your just basically saying, im a fuckwhit!'- friend

That was 10 feet of queer shit, into 15 feet of gay shit! -newskool

Buy Ready Fire Aim...
 
whoever said the one that goes something like, 'hey, i hear you want to make out with me...' (i think it was ski instructor) i used that one this weekend, and got a humdinger out of it. thanks for helpin a brother out. here a few that have worked for me, i hope it helps someone as much as i have been helped...(sorry if they have been used here already) nost of these are just funny little things that make a girl say 'what???' and hopefully laugh, and then you can just apologize, and introduce your self, mostly just an 'icebreaker' for lack of a better term.

'do fries come with that shake?'

'hey, do you know any thiefs? cause it looks like someone stole two christmas hams and shoved them down the back of your pants.'

'is your dad God? cause only God could make an angel like you'

'just ask me my name instead of sitting there thinking about how to start a conversation with me'

this one is sort of long, but it also worked for me this weekend. Go up to a chick, and say 'hey, i bet you i can tell you where you got your shoes' get her to agree to wager something like her number, or letting you buy her a drink, or a kiss on the cheek or something fun but mild. then shake on it, and say 'you've got your shoes on your feet. i never said i could tell you where you bought them, just where you got them.' even if you dont get your kiss, drink, number right away, its an interesting ice breaker at the least. i adapted this from the movie poolhall junkies, so if its familiar, that is why.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
'Do you want to play magic?'

'What's that?'

'You come back to my place, have sex, then disappear.'

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This ones not really a pick up line...hehe i wonder what shed do.

'A woman is sitting at a bar when she notices this guy who keeps lookin at her, then his watch, ther her, hen his watch. Eventually she gets curious and asks him what he's doing. He says 'Oh, this is a new kind of watch, it reads minds.' 'bullshit.' 'No really. For example, I can tell that you aren't wearing any underwear.' She says 'Well then, your watch is wrong, because I AM wearing underwear.' he says, 'Fuckin thing must be 20 minutes fast'.

Somebody try that...seriously. At least itd be funny.

 
The christmas hams one is great, and the diamond eyes thing, but im too much of a puss to try them out.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
nice one JD.....whoever said the one about the $50 bet - that one will probably work every time, but good luck getting your friends to toss that wager - i guess you could just pretend they gave you $50 (or is that what you did and i wasn't paying attention?).

heres mine:

''i may not be the best looking guy in this bar, but i'm the only one talking to you''

if that doesn't work, have a friend immediately follow with:

''i may not be the best looking guy in this bar, but i'm not as rude as that guy''

one of you is bound to at least get a conversation unless she is a freezing cold hearted bitch

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
ahahahah, strodeo, that one fuckin rocks. that shits like Top Gun. 'Excuse me, maam.' pull him aside, 'Lemme take this one... You never close your eyes...'

'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.

Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.

I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.

Put a smile on the front of your head.'
 
hi, my name is __(your name)__. can i buy you a drink?

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
yea thats no fun....... heres one tho..................... Excuse me, but don't you reconize me with my clothes on?

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?

Your place or mine?

I like every bone in your body especially mine

fuck me if im wrong but have we met?

Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
'i forgot my pickup line i was going to use on you, it was really really good too! damn, well, you just wanna talk while i remember it?'....'did i mention i ski?'

'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
 
have u been watching your figure?

because i have

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
yes i made that up thank u very much

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
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