Park Rat Problems

[Elg]

Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:

It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.

Lets hear some more!

 

[Chinchi]

you need to ski real snow on real mountains on real ganja

 

[PsychedelicMoose]

"My mom found my weed"

 

[Anchorfilms]

"I didn't bang anybody on the chairlift to day"

 

[seanahue.]

tall tee(s) are frozen

wu tang verses be spoken

ankles are broken

haiku, bitches

 

[AHREN*]

Tow rope shut down

 

[M.M]

ny icons wont stay on my head

 

[M.M]

sorry for dub, my saga stuff hasnt shipped yet. saga is all out of 3xl.

 

[fredyferl]

Do you have this in 12XL?

 

[Goku]

"Had to ski outside of the park.

No steeze"

 

[JahLiam]

Having to go through all your different pockets to find the damn granola bars

 

[percs]

Goggles won't stay under helmet

 

[Sharknuts.]

"I need shorter poles."

 

[2_fadez]

My tall tee is caught in my bindings

 

[Newschooleri.]

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newschoolers.com%2Fns%2Fforums%2Freadthread%2Fthread_id%2F760269%2F&se=Search

Newschoolers more gangster then it already is

 

[Nate.Dog]

Are you a wizard? :O

 

[jordy19]

yo whats the zip length on that

 

[Shermanator]

Me: "Mom, can i get some new tshirts, mine are kinda small"Mom: "Honey they're down to your ankles"

Me: "Exactly!"

 

[Iraq_Lobster]

my mom made me ski with poles

 

[freeskibum82]

glad to see i inspired a thread!

my contribution:

you mean i have to ski a whole trail most of the way down the mountain just to get to the park?

 

[qeefmasterflex]

"My five year old brother took his poles back"

 

[Heart]

My five layers of cotton are frozen together!

 

[e~b]

"had to wear actual jacket"

 

[DonMac]

I fuckin h8 ski racers dood

 

[Vino]

''Avila est fermé''

''le park est fermé''

''y groom à 3h''

''le parc rouvre à 6h''

 

[Blurst]

too much snow in the park, cant get enough speed for the big line

 

[Goku]

"I can't ______ There must be something wrong with my skis today."

 

[LukasSchroeder]

"Avila is closed''

''The park is closed''

''why groom at 3am"

''The park reopens at 6''

that should be correct

 

[Caleb.E]

"going down early, jumps are closed""didn't groom the park? see ya guys"

"my park skis cant ski pow, bye guys"

"im going in for a break, its cold.(wearing a tall t) "

"broke my poles, gues i can like edollo now"

"arff arfff arfff arfff"

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

holy shiznit.

I am never using regular newschoolers again.

 

[Elg]

Boots that actually fit has the wrong color.

 

[p-fo]

This is fucking awesome.

 

[Most-D]

my feet really hurt in these full tilts

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

my feet are too wide for fulltilts.

I have to wear real ski boots

 

[Alpacka]

These suspenders arent long enough...

 

[Shermanator]

ssss

 

[blindswap]

"the park is way too icy today"

 

[Ankilla]

"his skis are too small"

 

[caderobinson]

"I dont think i got the shot"

 

[GeorgiaJibber]

"Why do i need edges?"

 

[El_Barto.]

"Im actually a terrible skier....wu tang"

 

[Brule.]

Lemme adjust my shoelace belt before I go put my skis on so that my pants aren't caught in the bindings.

 

[Sags]

12 year old, "yeah i got the 185s they look steezier."

 

[E2W13]

they should have a lift just for the park

 

[JWD*]

"were shot gunning those monsters as soon as we get to the hill"

 

[ThaLorax]

"is it on?"

"Mom, trust me, it's cool to have my t-shirt longer than your dress"

"Where'd you get that Jiberish?"

 

[Z-PAULY.]

*fun pow day* nah man I'm not coming up, it's too cold and I only ride park

WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

*finally lands that one trick* wait what the hell so I'm still not a pro?

"_________"

 

[Z-PAULY.]

Sorry for dub post,

"______" pro skier quote **

 

[GritznGravy]

If this feature didn't blow epic amounts of dick hole.... Dude I totally would've stomped it.

Also these poles seem totally useless.

 

[Skiingsnow]

wtf i got size 30 full tilts and still have shin bang!

 

[future-spins]

whenever i am hiking a rail my fks's decide to become mechanical puzzles