Park Rat Problems

[LastChairMedia]

"The chairlift rides are too long..."

 

[remove]

fuck these people

 

[TimRiley]

Team size is shorter than I expected

 

[mcaper]

"My neck hurts because I heavy headed so much yesterday."

 

[duckets]

my beenie and goggles wont fit under my heltmet

 

[sammiddendorf]

*goes to grab ski in mid air**realizes its not there*

"awh fuck"

 

[John18_6]

When you are skiing for the first day of the skiing and you think you're gonna go ham as fuck when really you double eject on first run. /claim

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

these bomb holes are crampin my style. Stupid gapers on the landing

oh shit i called last run

 

[jkantra9]

Wide stance

Big pants

Tall tees

Cork 3's

 

[dispatchQ_main]

"my parents won't let me use their car"

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

problem?

 

[Casey]

I refer to pros by their first name only, people still don't assume were friends

 

[jkantra9]

Not at all

 

[adrian191]

Ripped my tall t getting of the chairlift.

 

[Brule.]

Not sure if anyone has said this.

"My new Full Tiltz aren't heat molded and my local mountain just opened."

 

[Brock.]

"My skis don't have edges"

 

[jibbpeter]

"Dude im totally gonna get that dub10 this season"

End up doing cork7 the whole season

"Next year im getting it on lock, i swear to god"

- repeat

 

[The.Doctor]

"He didn't call drop so neither will i"

 

[jibbpeter]

WELCOME TO NS, ILL BE YOUR GUIDE

 

[samiyam]

my line poles are not actualy helping me grab

 

[seanahue.]

art

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

"brooooo i left my weed in the gondola"

 

[skiersupreme]

my heads cold from not wearing a helmet

 

[RockNRollNghtClb]

my fulltilts really suck when Im trying to ski the mountain

 

[Hodor]

"Whenever I pee or take a poop I have to lift up my tall t like a dress so I don't get piss or shit on it"

 

[Easy-E]

schools should get rid of other foreign languages and teach this instead.

 

[Ryan*]

Threads

 

[John18_6]

When ski shops mount your skis and set the dins to low, you forget about it, and you double eject on your first jump of the season even though you stomp the landing.

Then you have to set the dins higher with a broken thumb.

 

[The_Polock]

Lines and having to call drop in's. Both suck. What happened to the good ole days of straight line fast skiing in the park. As in: you start at the top and do not stop until the bottom hitting all of the features. I cant ski 50 fucking feet without running into another "group" waiting to beat off to each at the top of each jump. Go ski you turds!

 

[John18_6]

I remember when I called last run. A fellow skier said "don't ever do that again."

I said "what do you mean?"

He said "you'll see"

Then I proceed to do a relaxed butter 3 on a jump -which I had done several times before. This time I caught my edge, did 3/4 flip and slammed my back on the deck of the jump. Didn't progress the rest of the season....

 

[Ryan*]

My mom won't let me wear my money signs tall tee for my tramp edit

 

[J-Wile]

My mom bought me drop kicks and I wanted the fucking wallisch ones.

 

[humpty]

This is so true and it also reminds me I think I did actually shit on my tall tee one season /claim

 

[Elg]

bump, summers coming

 

[Earl_Globz]

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Newschoolers more gangster then it already is

"How tha fuck do I tell mah muthafathas dat i'm gay" hahahahaha