Park Rat Problems

[Schlutz]

When you lose your balance, but can't catch yourself because no poles/poles too short.

When you can't decide what gear to get.

When someone decided to get the same gear as you.

When there's about 100 people on the drop in and every time you drop someone else does too.

When you realize that everything in this thread has happened to you.

 

[Peter.]

opening day at the local mountain, they don't have any features set up

what am i supposed to do, ski?

 

[ErryB]

decide not to ride with poles for the day, lift line is a slight uphill slopeskis you want has a shit graphic

skull candy head phones broke

go for a flat 3, just did a backflip

manage to see tom wallisch at park city, going home and doing straight airs

 

[freshyungcoconut]

"my helmet isnt big enough to fit all my sponsor stickers"

 

[duckets]

I dont have enough stickers on my helmet

 

[TRASHTALK]

haha. YESSS. THIS SO MANY TIMES.

 

[TRASHTALK]

"The park is so crowded with so many effing gapers." (Proceeds to fall doing a one on a 5 foot kick)

 

[yung-lean]

Shred sauce isn't working

 

[VD.]

Needs new skis ... Spent all their £££ on softgoods

 

[John18_6]

I tripped in the lodge because my pants are too baggy.

 

[Mr.Bishop]

My 5XL shirt is made for fat people, I need something 5xl designed for a 140 pound body.

 

[JayMobilia]

Spending every dollar you make on ski gear

 

[John18_6]

When you are trying to take a nap but a boarder backflips over you so you can't.

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[smelllllllllly]

"The rail is sticky, I'll get it next time"*ten tries later*

"Next time guys, next time"

 

[J-C]

My mom wont give me a ride to the mountain

 

[littlelyonsman]

All those kids are just chillin on the ramp

 

[Dode]

If I listen to wutang can I keep my ankles from breaking?

 

[ChaseW]

dude i cant find a lighter...... or my weed

 

[John18_6]

Mommy makes me wear a helmet

 

[RWND]

Haha, YES Faith

 

[beauchamp]

yo i did a huge disaster lip 4 on that DFD yesterday but unfortunatly no one was there two watch

 

[WU-sconsin]

"THe parks closed, too icy/rainy/cold/warm/shitty"- Midwest

 

[Twinjibber77]

Hahahahahaha

 

[Liaman]

poles snapped... oh wait park rats don't use poles

 

[snakerton]

I have to lean back when I ski pow because my afterbangs dont float

 

[.frenchy]

This thread is awesome

 

[duckets]

my shins hurt like a bitch...fuck it nothing 8 advil and 2 redbulls cant fix

 

[slt.shred]

"can I bum a cig?"

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

"My mom won't buy me new full tilts"

 

[ThaLorax]

I detuned my edges and now I can't hold an edge to get to the park in the first place.

My park skis only lasted 1 season. It's bullshit! All I did was hit rails and urban jibs.

Dude, was that pro skier __________?

Is that kid in the pink Saga suit a guy or a girl?

Bro, you got a lighter I could borrow? I'll give you a hit of this dank.

 

[The_Real_EWilly]

Got stuck on the rope tow for an hour and a half and they won't even give me free lift tickets

 

[Jacob.tooke]

*can't fit my 3 toques, flat brim hat, icons and googles under my helmet*

 

[AlexFogo85]

Real skifi is speaking in a foreign language and I'm too lazy to read the captions

 

[LM4]

That was magical.

 

[WPoch]

cant find my wallet or phone in my 100's of pockets on my saga jacket.

 

[Montana_Hoodrat]

weed.

and magical chinese numbing potion:

http://www.amazon.com/Zheng-Shui-External-Analgesic-Lotion/dp/B000MWO3IG

 

[GaperKing]

"I need to sharpen my edges before hitting the slopes again."

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

I read most of this in a scottish accent...

 

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the rope toe keeps ripping all of my gloves

 

[PizzaKid]

Unfortunately so true...

 

[sNaubi]

tappar skidorna i kicken!! - Freeride

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540 bonk på levande barn i pinkpark - Freeride

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[BigScaryLarry]

"why is the lift line so long?"

"singles?"

"anyone got a lighter?"

"im fucking cold as hell"

"wanna get some food?"

"Fuck! that hurt!"

and my personal favorite, quoting myself: "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE TERRAIN PARK!"

 

[freeskibum82]

you got a lot of up votes for using my saying .. just saying.. float me some karma

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

got 4XL pants, forgot belt.

 

[MKeller91]

throw sick trick, ski falls off in air

none of my friends ski park. Too busy skiing "real snow"

 

[E2W13]

this comes from a college aged skier (best guess) I overheard in the park last winter "my parents wouldn't buy me new skis this year"

(he was riding Thalls from the previous season with fks 180's on them (and from what i could see they looked like they had seen the mountain a couple of times) dude was wearing the NS collab jacket.. which one of you assholes was it?

 

[UrbanYeti]

Ski patrol tried to get in the way of my wizard tricks

 

[Shreenan]

i snowboard

 

[DorianF]

"Ski patrol won't let me flip"

 

[Elg]

"I was stretching my not-so-tall tall tee, and i ripped it."