Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents

this is what a friend om mine told me. his ex was with her family on a cabin vacation, and all the bedrooms were next to eachother, the doors always were open at night.. and this Girl ( ex ) managed in her sleep to scream " yes!! TAKE ME TAKE ME, aaaaHH AAAAH ".

also, another friend of mine, thought he would surprise his girlfriend by jumping into the shower with her..

what he didn't know though, was that his girlfriend was actually in her bedroom. So while my friend already had gotten naked and was about to jump her, he heard from behind the curtain: " angeline(her name) is that you? "

lol her mother man!

another friend of mine were sitting in his bedroom with his girlfriend, talking. when his mother entered, she sat down at the end of the bed to join the discussion when she sat on his remote control to the TV and a HUGE BIGASS porno switched on on the television.. he covered it up by saying " aaahh, christine " hehe blaiming his girlfriend, priceless

my worst moment, hmm gotta think about that one
 
that fucking BLOWS. Not going to that show especially when you have the tickets would kill. Sounds like something my parents would do. My parents just recently took my $140 bong I had in my room. Fucking pricks.
 
me and a couple of my friends were packing for a camping trip and i was supposed to pack a pot. my mom walks in and asks, "do you have your sleeping bag?" "yes" "your toothbrush?" "yes" "how about the pot?" between having all my friends around and just being stupid i yelled "YEAH I GOT MY POT!" i didnt realize who i was talking to. no i dont do drugs, i was a retarded freshman at the time
 
the most embarrassing part of this is that your other "family's" mother and grandmother are going to lynard skinner and kid rock
 
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this one isnt as awesome as most but it made me laugh at the time. i was in a restaurant with my friend and his grandpa. max (friend) was saying a bunch of stupid stuff so i was thinking "max always says the stupidest shit" i planned to say max, you always say the stupidest stuff" but it came out "max you always say the stupidest SHIT!..................im mean stuff." his grandpa just kind of sat there silently.
 
I was listening to some loud hip hop when my mum came to tell me to turn the noise down. As she sometimes does she asked me who I was listening to, it was then I looked my mum in the eyes and said cunnylinguists.

This was followed by the biggest 'oooohhhh shiiiiiit' moment I've ever had.

 
my parents know one of my friends is a huge stoner and i stayed over at his house a few nights ago with a bunch of friends, came home the next morning reeking of weed but i don't think they were close enough to smell me. that night at dinner my dad turns to me and says "so did you and (friend's name) blaze a lot of dank nuggets last night?"

i'll never let him live that down
 
My friends and I were paintballing at my house and we use my dad's shop as a place to sit and lounge between games so to speak and one guy was giving me some shit like friends do:

"Greg, would you put it in her butt?"

"Oh, totally dawg."

My dad sticks his head out from behind the lathe that he was repairing and is like:

"Huh what?"

Dinner for the next three days was so weird.
 
i had to admit that the reason i left my grandmother outside for an hour in the cold was becuase i was with my girlfriend in the basement hooking up and i didnt near the door bell or the phones...
 
every one says it was akward at the dinner table, thank god i dont usually eat dinner with my parentals as for a story im still trying to think of one.
 
2 summers ago i went upstate to see my parents and friends for a weekend, and my dad meets me outside as soon as i roll up. he always trys to like help carry shit inside or unload the car whateve, but asks me if i have a cigarette [he hides it from my mom, like hes foolin anybody] i say yea in the backpack. theres 2 cig packs, one filled with 2 little bags of weed and he opens like WTF. i'm like i smoke responsibly and he was kinda ok with it

get this a year before that i had just moved to long island and started my new job, a month later my rents come down to see other family, that saturday i get off work and go out to meet them at my uncles house, i've smoked with him before and shit. from the sidewalk i can smell weed, walk in the house and my dad and uncle are BLAZED on the couch. i fucked with my dad for like an hour, he was laughin his ass off the whole time. i would love to roll a J with my rents. i dont think they would ever be up for it.
 
the oldschoolers thread just reminded me of this story

i was at a friends wedding last summer and my buddy [the groom] was about to do a toast and says, i think a song is a much better way to say what im feeling" and the band busts out rick atsley. he sang the whole fuckin song perfecty. everybody under the age of 30 was totally into it doing the white guy 90s dancing [most of us were stoned as fuck too] anybody that didnt get it was like WTF IS GOIN ON. i couldnt stop laughing
 
alright my worst one was, I was in PA visiting my gf at the time, she was going to penn state and I to CU so basically as I was being driven back to the airport by her mom, she asks my gf if she needed to go on birth control and what not, and how she only wants what is best for us. I just sat in the back seat fucking silent. As i got out of the car i couldnt make eye contact with her, thanked her for the ride and left
 
I remember once when I was little, my family and I were in the car and saw an "I Love Head" sticker on someone's thule. My older brother and parents chuckled and I asked why that was funny and got a full explanation.
 
so we were chilling with all these babes at a coffee shop once, and everything was goin good. Then, my phone acted up and I had one girl send a text to me. She asked what it should say, and I replied (without even thinking, and being "on a role") "In the Butt." It got so quiet, and everyone jsut looked at me. So embarrassing
 
i was camping one time when i was about 11 or 12 and me and my friend were making thats what she said jokes. so i go to make a tent with my friends dad and as we were putting the pole through a hole he said "Worng Hole" and i said "thats what she said" so then we stared at each other for a few seconds then just started laughing.

it was really awkward
 
This isnt really as embarrassing as it is sad, but a friend of mine came out to his mormon parents one night. His mother starts crying and his dad just stares at him and says "you're disgusting"....

My friend was 15 at that time. It hit him pretty hard
 
I have one more, i was in steamboat a few summers ago for a baseball tourney, I was walking around in my baseball socks which had a whole strategically placed in the gap between my toes and the balls of my feet. Sure enough i step on a bee/wasp, who is now stuck in my sock stinging away! i got stung 7 times on 1 toe within 30 seconds . I yelled at the top of my lungs "HOLY SHIT! BITCH SHIT FUCK!" all while hopping around. My parents were like what the hell has gotten into you! then i explained and couldn't play the rest of the tournament because my foot was so swollen it didn't fit in my cleat and hurt too bad
 
I was in the kitchen and mom was there. i was talking with my friend on the phone and i hadn't talked to him since last winter. i hitted the hand-free button and at the same time he say: '' don't you tell me you would try weed?'' I was like no wtf are you talking about. My moms looked at me. It was embarrasing but the facts is that i never telled him I wanted to try weed and I don't want to right now.
 
the day my dad found my pipe, sack, money, scales, bud, seads, and condoms... in my tool box. he made me explain every thing i had done and with who.. it sucked i lost my pipe, my bud, seads, my money, he let me keep the condoms but he said i couldnt have sex so i asked what was the point of keeping them then i said with out realizing it was my dad "what you want me to beat off with them or something?"..... yea really awakward.

i tell my mom everything, i told her last wek how i was to tired to do chores because i was over at my girlfriends house, and we had sex pretty much the whole day with only a few breaks... her reply well im glad that is how sex is supposed to be..
 
im sure i have more but this is all thats coming to me now. vso my mom and i were talking about my younger sister who has a lot of guys after her to say the least. my mom asks me to see if she has doing anything with any of them and me not realizing how loud i mumble called my sister a 'walking case of blue balls'. my mom is still not over it.
 
I have a pretty good one

When I was in like 3rd grade my music teacher offered an extra credit assignment where you had to play a recorder solo in front of the class and you would get an automatic 100 on the next test. I took her up on the offer and banged Hot Cross Buns like a pro.

Later that day I was in the car with my mom and I was all pumped on my accomplishment and wanted to tell her. This is what I said, "Yeah mom it's awesome, I have an automatic A so basically I could just sit in the back of the room and jerk off and still get a 100!"

She was like "You could do what????" to which i replied, "Jerk off."

Then she just said " uhh... do you know what jerk off means?" And to make it more embarassing my older brother chimes in "It means masturbate, and you probably shouldnt be doing that in class"

For some reason I thought it meant like fooling around and not doing work. Pretty damn embarassing and my mom still gives me shit for it like 10 years later.
 
when i was a little one apparently when my mom was changing my diaper i said look my penis goes up and down like an elavator... it was then followed by a demonstration
 
i was telling my parent about staying in my freinds condo but i accidently said condiom. i was like 9 or 10 so it lead to s pretty kword conversation about condoms with my dad haha
 
My aunt was having a baby and me and my parents and sister (she was 4or5) went to the hospital and we were all sitting there talking and my sister says vagina? i like the sound of that word. My mom takes her out of the room and has a talk with her for like 30 min. it was pretty akward
 
THIS WAS NOT TO MY PARENTS BUT STILL WORTH READING:

Well, last year I was dating this fine ass honeydipp (hot chick) and it was like our 3rd day. It was lunch in school so me, her, and my three best guy friends, and her two best girlfriends are sitting at a table chillin'. She was sitting on the other side of the table facing me so we could talk easier instead of sitting next to eachother. So I was sippin' my iced tea, and my friend is like: Joey (me) always eats lucky charms, it's fucking weird. I don't know why but it was halarious to me o I spit out all of my iced tea all over my girlfriend at the time (now ex) and her two friends. She wasn't mad but her friend was disgusted and pissed. I was so embarressed.
 
went i was 10 and i stock my penis skin in my pents zipper and i ask my mom to help me. after this i was very embarrasing...
 
one time at a restaurant my dad got me to try kalamari, which in case you dont know is squid tentacles. i was eating it and thought it was delicious, so i asked my dad what it is. hes like "its squid tentacles." i immediately spit it out and shouted super loud "ewww we are eating squid balls!" i thought he said testacles and had just learned what that meant a few days before haha
 
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