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I was drivin home the other day and this girl was hitch hiking with 1 leg, so i told her to hop in. Best of all her name was eileen.

took me a good 10 minutes to figure out the irony of this joke lmfao
 
A man gets into a wreck. Him and the other driver get out of the car, the other driver is a midget. the midget rushes up to the man and says "I'm not happy!" so the man says "then which one are you?"

i got it instantly, took my friend probably a good 15+ minutes
 
Haha nice nice. Alright this shouldnt take long but...
A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar.The bar tender then asks, "Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?"The pirate says... "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
 
so one evening a mother and father are making love, when the father looks up and sees his son, who is 8, standing in the doorway. The boy looks horrified and runs away. The father pulls out and says i should go talk to the boy. So he gets dressed and walks down the hall and opens up the boys door, and he falls over backwards in shock. The 8 year old is fucking his grandmother. The father looks up and the boy looks him in the eye and says "its not so funny when its your mom is it"

NOW THATS A FUCKING JOKE
 
Q: how do you get an elephant into a safeway bag?
A: you take out the f in way, but there is no F in way, no effin way!

 
holy shit thats great, definitely telling that one to people tomorrow hahahah....

anyways here a hard to get one kinda,

An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his

staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It

would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified

and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning

whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came

in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She

went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the

executive approached her and said:

“Debra, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”

Debra replied, “Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache.”

 
but nobody said the tree was in an airless vaccuum so it comes down to mass and wind resistance..
 
two fish are swimming in a river. one hits a wall. the other one goes "damm"

two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted.
 
A guy walks into a bar with his giraffe. He orders four beers, two for him and two for the giraffe. The giraffe is a light weight and passes out on the floor. The guy starts to get up to leave after paying and the bartender says, "Hey man, you can't just leave that lyin' there." The guy replies, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

 
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What do you call a blind dear?No eye dear.
What do you call a blind dear with no legs?Still no eye dear.
What do you call a blind dear with no legs and no genitals?Still no fucking eye dear!
 
Another pirate joke.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer.
 
Woman walks into a supermarket and buy's:

  • bar of soap
  • toothbrush
  • tube toothpaste
  • loaf of bread
  • pint of milk
  • single serving cereal
  • single serving frozen dinner

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single are you?"

The woman replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."
 
a guy is trying on a new pair of Raichle boots

he asks the asian salesperson if they will be replaced if they are broken.

the salesmen says it would be highly un-raichle
 
these are my favorite type of jokes.

what do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a stick.
 
god damnit i wish i could read,

there appears to be a large hole appearing in australia, scientists are looking into it
 
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