Korny jokes that took you a secondd...

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says to him "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says "I didn't know I had a choice."
 
Person 1: well (pause for response)Person 2: well what? (they will more likely than not reply with this)

Person 1: it's a deep subject.

it isn't that funny though.
 
a black joke but its good natured.

a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. the bartender sees the parrot and says, beautiful, where did you get it. Africa, the parrot says
 
This was among my favorite threads of 2010. Thanks to whoever bumped it.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He bit into his pizza before it was cool. har har
 
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two men walk into a bar, one says "ow".

A jew, a priest, and a black man walk into a bar, what a fine example of a diverse community.
 
That was fucking awesome.

I feel like i should contribute, its long, but pretty good.

After being the butt of every joke for a long time, the blondes got fed up with being made fun of for being stupid. They decide to hold a nationally broadcasted convention to prove that blondes really aren't stupid. All the blondes in the world are gathered at the convention, were a random person is brought up on stage . The announcer informs her that to prove to everyone that blondes aren't dumb, she will be asked a simple math question. She agrees. The Announcer asks her the answer to 12+5. After a few minutes of dilerberation, she comes up with 24. The announcer shakes his head, and tells her that she is wrong. In response, the crowd starts chanting

"Give her another Chance! Giver her another Chance!"

The announcer agrees, and again informs her that she will be asked a math question. this time, its 5+7. Taking longer to think about it this time, she responds 2. The announcer shakes his head, and the crowd again begins to chant.

"Give her another Chance! Give her another Chance!"

Reluctantly agreeing, the announcer re-informs her that in order to prove to entire world that blondes aren't stupid, she will be asked a math question. "What is 4+6?" he says. Practically instantly, she responds, 10!

"Give her another Chance! Give her another Chance!"

 
2 muffins are in the oven

the first muffin says, man is it hot in here!

the other muffin says holy shit a talking muffin!!!!!!
 
hopefully this hasnt been told... i havent finished the thread yet.

so a chicken and an egg are having sex. at the end the chicken is happy and the egg is not.

i guess that solves that question..
 
What do you call a nosy pepper?Jalapeno business!

(say it out loud)

What do you call a psychic midget escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

Make a seizure salad!

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!
 
whats green and has wheels?

grass, i lied about the wheels

whats red and smells like blue paint?

red paint

what do an eagle and a groundhog have in common?

they both live underground, besides the eagle

I have two coins, adding up to 30 cents, in my pocket, one of which is not a quarter, which coins are they?

A quarter and a nickel.

 
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