John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of themeal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how handsome John's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two,and this had only made her more curious. Over
the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Justin and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Justin came to John saying,'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't
suppose she took it,do you?'
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure.'
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle
from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received an email
from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Justin, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Justin.
But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his
own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
Lesson of the day .....Don't Lie to Your Mother
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
