Im from the future.

have all of the races of the world cross bred to form one cauc-asian-blaxican race?

when does fidel castro finaly die, or is the man still alive?

is the secret behind area 51 ever revealed?
 
why did we move to mars and how are we skiing there?

also props for this thread, the shit u say actually could possibly make sense and/or is funny.
 
why does it seem that you can't answer any specifics, and instead can only give answers on things that could be made up just as easily?
 
We are already in WIII in your day and age. It is currently being waged on an economic and soon an electronic front.

We do not join the Russians. The Russians are part of the Asian Alliance.
 
There are currently 8 Halo titles. The most recent is played on Microsoft's Holocast gaming platform, featuring a holographic gaming experience. Jews are outraged. Otherwise, Halo 8 is remarkably similar to Halo 2.
 
No, despite the merger of nations and the formation of powerful unions, people still have a tendancy to stick to their own kind. Also, Unions are generally formed by geographically neighboring forces, creating trends toward racially dissimilar civilians between them.

Fidel Castro does die and goes down in histroy for creating a mostly self-contained and highly functional society for the resources availbale to them on the island. Several nations model their policy to reflect the lessons learned in the experiment, but also engage in extensive trade as well.

Not officially, but an 'alien" invasion takes place before the formation of the superstates. Our leaders tell us that the aliens have demanded specific actions be taken to facilitate 'peace'. Others believe that the alien invasion is nothing more than cutting edge government technology used against their own populations in order to more efficiently harness their respective workforces, who are ironically forced into the 'defense' industries.
 
No, he develops a tumor in his jawbone that continues to grow until his speech becomes dramatically impaired and he frightens small children. His show is pushed back later and later. Eventually after failing to compete with the late-late-late night infomercials, the show is canceled when he realizes that it will be impossible to compete with the morning newscasts. He refuses to remove the chin because it is benign and that's his 'thing'.
 
jk, they just can him cause his show is lame

the whole situation, like his show, is actually not very entertaining :(
 
i believe you are wrong about the second. the russians actually do join up only the northern area though... thats what nostradomus says anyway
 
Yes, and in a calculated move he and his posse buy up all the Notorious B.I.G.'s memorbilia suspected to be a possible genetic source, completeing their task by robbing Biggie's grave and incenerating all the remains.

West Coast hip-hop prevails, but no one cares anymore.
 
Before I go on, I would also like to point something out.

WWIII began immediately after the end of WWII, and is popularly known as the 'Cold War'. This is a misnomer, because the war went 'hot' at several points even before your time, the major wars including the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and the Soviet-Afghan War, among severl other more minor conflicts.

There is also a misconception that the Cold War (WWIII) is over, because of the dissolution of the USSR shortly after their ventures into Afghanistan. This is far from the truth, and the war continues to this day. Aliies of the former Soviet Union grow to great strength during your time. China has stepped up to the plate in lieu of the former USSR, and their alliance to modern Russia creates a formidable force in the future, as Russian science merges with Chinese industry.
 
can you shake my hand?

and how would i go about getting the rights to publish a novel that you wrote about your life in the future? I understand that it might seem bland and uninteresting to you, but I think it would make a classic book in my time.
 
Also, I would also like to point out that this is not entirely true. The subject of this Presidential election is a delicate one for me to discuss, because the use of unauthorized time travel to influence this race is very extinsive, as the rebels seek to influence a key point in world history.

200,000 American Democrats will not be killed, at least not directly. I thought it a slightly humorous analogy that would influence voters to register in the Republican Party.

However, on review, suggesting that the election will not take place undermines the importance of this election itself.

As to the results of the election, let me just say that the results of the election are not important if a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) is elected to the presidency. I will tell you that there are two that are not, and they honestly have good intentions for the country. One of them will focus on policy issues that he feels are out of line with Christian America, and his leadership would not advance, nor serve to actively counter the current establishment efforts. They would likely succeed in steering him toward their ultimate goals nonetheless. The other would be a severe blow to the advancement of their plans.

Remember that changes brought about through historical alterations by time travelers can influence the state of the future and prevent certain things from coming to pass.
 
what is your opinion of future use of nuclear weapons

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when will the first nuclear strike against another nation happen
 
No, as the sea levels began to rise, dozens of nuclear reactors were dedicated to pumping the excess into space. However, there is concern that the wetstream currents will eventually decend upon the Earth again in the future creating a great flood that would drown the land. An investor named Noah already has a big ass ark built with a bunch of animals and food in it, but i have heard wierd stories about what goes on in there.

Australia like all landmasses, actually has MORE landmass in the future than it does now.

It is a good thing too, because otherwise there would not be room for the sick parties this dude throws every few days. He is a millionaire. Future Australians value wealth by the number of STDs you have, if that is not true already.

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For historically the most popular reason that humans do anything:

MONEY!

The bases were originally developed for resource extraction, but also as a hedge against possible Earthwide catastrophe. Only a small percentage of people actually live on Mars, but it is a popular tourist destination.

We ski there the same way we ski on the East Coast. Massive snow machines utilize water from a side current of the wetstream system. Temperatures on Mars are low enough for the production of snow on a large scale, unlike future Earth.
 
Somewhat. The internet in general has developed a system by which to bar those who do not write at an 8th grade level from participating at any sites that have the security enabled. After enough bullshit has been uploaded by an IP, the user's keyboard functionality is disabled so that they can only look but not touch.

Extreme cases sometimes causes their machine to overheat and explode if they are repeated called out on it. E-insults are potentially lethal if well executed.
 
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