Im from the future.

Yes, but if you don't call them back afterwards they turn your sperm into the gene bank database and whenever you try to use your credit line to purchase goods they deduct potential child support funds from your account to pay for the clones that they will raise to severely dislike you.
 
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A few, but it is the humans that are forced into the relationship due to unpaid debts or certain crimes.

The robot masters in these situations are rusty and chaff your balls.
 
It doesn't snow on this planet anymore.

However, Olympus Mons on Mars is a large ski resort. It has been reshaped for maximum skiing pleasure.
 
Yes, she was curbstomped by the Mexicans that raided her Hollywood residence after the total disolution of the border.
 
will the patriots get caught cheating, and will they be fined for it?

oh wait, we already know the answer to that one.
 
Your death certificate says that you were killed after a Virgin Galactic spacecraft crash landed in Las Vegas.

Maybe you were in the process of contracting an STD from a hooker? I cannot be sure.
 
The 2008 elections will be suspended by the President because of the economic collapse. He will declare marshall law and the military will gather lists of democratic voters and kill them because of "possible" terrorist ties. They will be succesful at doing this only in some of the northern states, the southern states will gather their own militias. These militias will attempt to push into the north to stop the genocide. They will be a little as by the time they stop the military and remove the president from power over 200,000 american democrats will have been murdered.

 
do people still listen to bob marley over bob dylan?....i would

what did they do to replace winter olympics?

can robots fly??

 
A Mexican transient named Jesus claims to be the messiah and that he is back to establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.

He is jailed for not presenting his REAL ID card to the arresting officers during a routine terror search. He is sent to a dissenter detainment camp, and is sodomized to death by Texan meth-heads.

A rapture has not taken place.
 


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I bought a time machine off eBay.

It's actually a modded 80s style Sony Walkman with Eddie Murphy's hit single "Party all the Time."

It sends you back in time 1 year for every second of the song that is played.

 
The old music is now banned. Vinyl/CDS have been confiscated due to environmental risks. The recording industry installed DDRM that self destructs music files after 2 years time passes. New songs cost $1 each.

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Of course. Fighter jets naturally progressed to unmanned aerial vehicles, and eventually to autonomous control with AI technology. Many fly about with IR camera's. If you are caught copulating outside the designated time periods, the planes bomb your barracks with China's aborted female babies.
 
All football statistics and records have been wiped from the known history of mankind, along with references of one, 'Brittany Spears'.
 
if i ask you a question, then you type a response, what would my next post in this thread say? and i'm looking for a word for word response here.

 
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