If i make honor roll once next year i get a new escalade!!!

im sorry but this is bs man i mean my dad lectured me on getting all A`s and 1 b but if you just make the honor roll you get a escalade i mean ill just get a pat on the back if i get on the honor roll.
 
its not hard to make the honour roll. and most kids that are promised this shit are probably to stupid to make the honour roll anways. Dont screw this up
 
Fuck that if my family got a car for every quarter my brother and i are on the honor roll we would need a bigger garage then Jay Leno. That dumb. If i make the honor roll i get a good job, Keep up the good work.
 
Haha.

The new Escalades drive like lanky pieces of shit. Interior's nice though.

I'd opt for an RS4, A6 or A8 instead...amazing to drive and BALLIN'! Audi's got some tight cars nowadays.

And whoever said that this kid's parents are smart...HAHAHA. This whole ordeal proves their negligence.
 
haha i can't believe you fuckin said that. You are an idiot. My parents are smart, I am smart, but they are also smart enough to teach me not to be a materialistic moron. The town I grew up in is full of some of the most retarded, spoiled kids. Are their parents smart? Possibly. Are they good parents? A ton of them, no. They spoil their kids rotten. Money has only a TINY bit to do with being intelligent. Parents who spoil their kids are not good parents
 
Driving is kinda tough actually and takes concentration, I would bet a lot of young kids total or at least bang up their first car. On that note good luck not killing someone.
 
you make me sick.

"oooh if i don't fuck up my dad will replace the silver spoon in my mouth with a gold one"

congratulations on failing at one of life's lessons. i'm sure it's not the first or last time it will happen to you. but from the sound of it you'll just get stuff handed to you for the rest of your life so it doesn't even matter.

i probably shouldn't even be mad at you. it's your parent's fault in the first place you're so fucked up.

i'm going to go vomit now. have fun never knowing the true value of anything in your life.
 
you'll probably get all pissed like the super sweet 16 chicks on mtv when daddy gets you the wrong color escalade too.

why did i decide to click on NSG today? wtf is wrong with me?

resuming vomiting now.
 
shut the fuck up mang, we all ski and that shits not cheap. im sure ur parents used to pay for some of your shit. its a gift, dont be a dick bout it
 
bahahahahaha its hilarious to see all the people hating...

what the fuck did he do wrong? If my pops was gonna buy me a brand new whip just for getting on honor roll I'd be happy as fuck and probably let people know

Am I jealous? fuck yeah, but at least I can admit it unlike half the people in here giving him shit. Stop assuming you know him, nobody here knows his situation, or his family's, so cut him some slack

 
you are gonna have a rough time making honor role if you can't even spell chrome correctly there champ
 
escalades are the shit fuck all of yall that say they are crap or talk about reviews its a big ass caddie that this kid will prbly get ass all through school for having
 
ok mang, theres a differnece between buying skis for a kid (my parents make me search ALL options for the best deal first anywyas) and buying a car for having honor roll in HIGH SCHOOL. Getting honor roll in hihg school is not hard. I mean its not the kids fault, but his parents are not teaching him teh value of a dollar. If my parents flat out offered me an escalade or an expensive car, i would reject it. I would ask for a cheaper car, and save a ton of the money, or use it to travel the world. I would never drive an escalade just because iw ould feel like a d bag, especially if my parents paid for it.
 
wow

just like some other people i get the "good job, keep it up" pat on the back speech

i know kids who get paid like 50$ fo A's 25$ for B's and 5$ for C's and i think thats bull shit
 
yeah my parents never motivated me with cars or money. They didnt really care what grades I got because they knew that if I got bad grades I wasn't doing anything except fucking up my own future. For me motivation is getting good grades so i can go to college, get a good job, and then buy shit i want with my OWN money.
 
guys you gotta stop being jelous of this guy. his parents clearly have enough money to buy him a car and are trying to motivate him (some kids just arent motivated)

if you have the money fuckin go for it!
 
ok we got a lot of shit to adress here so i'll start with the quote.

1. i wish dr. harriet B.L. Robinson PhD would buy her son an esclade. i think shes smart enough to make some money to buy me a sca-lade. but no, shed rather have her money spent on the many years she plans to be retired and hang out with her over 50 years old ski club friends. I've never really been rewarded for making the honor roll or anything like that. its basically expected even though i'm not usually on it. I think i got a yoyo for making the honor roll once.

2. to the thread creator: i take it your either going to be getting your lisance next year, graduating or bullshitting us. either way sick ride. one of my sisters students has one and hes 16/17 so this isn't the most farfetched thing i've ever heard. its deffiantly happened before. but judging when you give "nice" vechiles to very overprivlidged drivers IE. my super sweet sixteen. bad thigns happen. i turned that show on for a minute. some chick did some nice damage to her brand new BENZ SUV and then tried to tell the camera she was a good driver. i don't belive that. I've probably put my saab through a lot stickier situations than her and haven't even scratched my paint. (there have been a few times when i was like holy shit, how did i not just lose my door but thats a topic for another thread.

3. if you go to public school and are top 5 richest in your school expect to lose paint on a weekly basis. it doesn't matter how popular you are or how intimidating you are some asshole is always going to be "jealous" or pissed off that you have a nicer ride then him becasue your parents made good decisions with their lives.

instead of reading that heres what you really need to know: if your car is worth more than most people make in a year then you should not be driving it unless you've logged some hours in all imagible conditions.
 
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