If i make honor roll once next year i get a new escalade!!!

come on guys dont me assholes.

if he really is an escalade than congrats to you bro, but sounds like you have some motivation issues, but hey whatever works

 
just messing really. But yeh don't get an escalade bro, get the Jeep SR8 or SRT can't remember the name on it, but it's the most legit SUV u can get if u wanna be baller.
 
Who are you people that are too fucking stupid to get A's with that kind of incentive? I'd fucking get straight A's for a hooker and a gram of blow.
 
i can't wait till he doesn't make the honor roll. when next year is over and he comes on here saying he didn't make it. he is going to get ripped big time.
 
wow seriously you guys need to stop being such jealous bitches. yeah it is pretty bad that his parents spoil him, but its not his fault, my god you guys sound like a bunch of faggots. hope you get your escalade(i would get something different if you have the option)
 
It is a free car, but if you said any other comparable SUV I would have been just as happy for you. Escalades do have a bigger engine. Its got a lot of nuts for something made entirely of plastic. Get into a Tahoe, look at all the buttons, compare to the excalade. Damn near the same thing, you pay for a plusher interior, the big name, and the look (which really isn't all that impressive). For what its worth some simple aftermarket modifications to another GM SUV will get the same damn thing but not as flashy.

I guess the bottom line is be happy cause your getting a free car, not because its an escalade.
 
word and if you still need to have that look get a front end conversion kit for it for like $1,500 and bolt it on
 
i think its an aliais now because he hasnt replyed in a long time but he might not of checked the thread or hes got an escalade now and doesnt give a fuck about newschoolers anymore
 
y do u guys care so much...i though hey y not tell ns about my honor roll goal but apparently ur all jelous and y does it matter if i have a lot of money and i can get an escalade so shut up
 
why do we care so much???because your telling everybody about a prize that ive only seen once, your rich, more than half this site is full of skibums who have dead end jobs and make enough money to eat,sleep and ski(including me). the fact that your parents can buy you something thats beyond reasonalbe expensisis rediculous. its not that hard to pay attention unless your an ADD retard who sits in the resource room and plays and argues about your current yu gi oh card match(its happened before)

i hope the car is stolen
 
wow, u are serioulsy a fucking cunt. i hope u get honor role, then die in a firey crash in your new car
 
despite all the jealousy, how many of you wouldnt brag about a new car? you cant really blame a kid for getting a car.. No person in their right mind would turn down a free car, so enough with all the "rich boy" shit.
 
No fuck that not enough about that rich boy shit, i just bought a new car and i dont brag about it so fuck you and fuck anyone who gets a car given to them. those parents need to teach their kids how to be responsible before they give them somethin that kills thousands of people a year, costs shit tons and also makes less snow due to the ammount of co2 it puts into the atmosphere. So fuck you you little bitch i hope you rethink the offer and turn it down because you dont deserve 60,000 dollars for a couple assignments you completed. If its not clear enough i hate you
 
I could understand like a pair of ill skis or a ski trip somewhere but give me a fuckin break, some people never make that much money in their whole lives and you are bragging about it, you should be put behind a firing squad
 
theres a difference between buying your kid a crappy used car just so they can get around and spoiling them with an escalade that says, "hey look at me im a spoiled deuchbag". It perpetuates a materialistic society and you will not teach your kid the value of a dollar. All way more important than an escalade, which is a shitty car to begin with anyways.
 
if you have the money to buy your child an escalade, then the value of a dollar means nothing to you or your kids.
 
putting inexperienced drivers behind the wheel of something like an escalade is really really really stupid of your parents. I have no idea how such stupid people could be rich enough to buy an escalade
 
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